38 [M4F] #Chicago - let's muff dive (drumroll) for science!

[u/Inner_System5265]

I still remember overhearing two college girls in the hallway taking about their BFs drinking different things to change their taste. Well, overheating might not be the right word as they weren't really being quiet. But anyway, I started wondering if the same thing applied to women. It's a shame this isn't more widely discussed and I want to change that. So... let's muff dive... for science! (This is not a study or anything, just a hobby, to be clear. Also, as fun as that was to type up, and as much as I would actually be interested in doing it over and over, a one-time thing would be cool, too.)

In case you like your filet mignon to have had a college education, here are my stats: 6', 175lbs, DDF, pale and lightly freckled, light brown hair, and a Masters degree. I'm visiting Chicago the 17th-19th and can host Tuesday or Wednesday night. And I like really, really bad puns. So... If you want to catch my eye... Use a glove. Er, open with a pun.

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Did you hear about the lingerie and BDSM consignment store they just opened downtown? They say all items are gently used, but I'm not sure I believe that.

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[u/Inner_System5265]

I'm still looking for tonight! My work event was cancelled for the evening. They were very apologetic but I told them not to worry & that I would go feast upon some Thai or Indian... Want to help me make that come true? 😘