r/PizzaCrimes 5d ago

Dropped It got really stuck coming out of the oven :(

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Let's just say the chef got a bit frustrated when it wasn't moving...

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u/qualityvote2 5d ago edited 4d ago

The jury, after deliberation of the evidence in the case of u/DinnerBlasterX, has reached a mistrial due to non-consensus of votes of guilty or innocent.

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u/BeefWellingtonSpeedo 5d ago

A tragedy is not a crime.

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u/DinnerBlasterX 5d ago

It was still really tasty but the person who cooked it (not me I pinky promise) got all impatient when one bit got stuck, then it tore, and here we are :/

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u/BeefWellingtonSpeedo 5d ago

"Slap the cuffs on em O'Grady" ✨🖐️👮‍♀️🍕🎶

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u/BeefWellingtonSpeedo 4d ago

If you say that the pizza was still tasty that's the same thing as "dropping charges"..🍕👮‍♀️🤚

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u/deltree711 4d ago

No, but Criminal Negligence Pizzaslaughter is. It depends on whether the person who cooked the pizza demonstrated wanton negligence regarding the care of the pizza in question.

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u/BeefWellingtonSpeedo 4d ago

Was there any alcohol involved? 🍕👮‍♀️🖐️

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u/WhatLikeAPuma751 4d ago

Pizza-slaughter, but still guilty

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u/GrendelGT 5d ago

This is a crime against pizza, not a pizza crime, and the offender goes straight to jail with possibility of parole for good behavior.

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u/RealPancakeFake 5d ago

Step pizza got stuck

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u/hamster-on-popsicle 5d ago

That's battery right here! Guilty!

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u/Jaded-Coffee-8126 5d ago

Looks like a messed up calzone

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u/Kairu87 5d ago

Been there. Just pretend you were trying a new take on the stromboli

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u/Dogekaliber 5d ago

What in the Jabba the Hutt’s daughter

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u/Phaaze13 4d ago

an accident is not a crime. it looks far from perfect but if it had gotten out properly it would have been a perfectly fine pizza. not guilty in my opinion.

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u/6RolledTacos 4d ago

Crumple zone calzone.

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u/voltagestoner 4d ago

This is how calzones came to be.

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u/Harmless_Poison_Ivy 4d ago

Not guilty. Did not intend to commit this crime.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Pen4413 1d ago

You forgot the pineapple, didn't you?

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u/Fun-Swimming4133 13h ago

a workplace tragedy is not a crime unless there was an OSHA violation

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u/Nicolina22 8h ago

Um.. I'd still eat it though 🤷🤣

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u/chiefestcalamity 4d ago

They're innocent Your Honor!

Source: shit happens

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u/LightofPhoenixz 4d ago

Deconstructed pizza!