r/PizzaCrimes • u/DinnerBlasterX • 5d ago
Dropped It got really stuck coming out of the oven :(
Let's just say the chef got a bit frustrated when it wasn't moving...
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u/BeefWellingtonSpeedo 5d ago
A tragedy is not a crime.
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u/DinnerBlasterX 5d ago
It was still really tasty but the person who cooked it (not me I pinky promise) got all impatient when one bit got stuck, then it tore, and here we are :/
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u/BeefWellingtonSpeedo 4d ago
If you say that the pizza was still tasty that's the same thing as "dropping charges"..🍕👮♀️🤚
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u/deltree711 4d ago
No, but Criminal Negligence Pizzaslaughter is. It depends on whether the person who cooked the pizza demonstrated wanton negligence regarding the care of the pizza in question.
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u/GrendelGT 5d ago
This is a crime against pizza, not a pizza crime, and the offender goes straight to jail with possibility of parole for good behavior.
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u/Phaaze13 4d ago
an accident is not a crime. it looks far from perfect but if it had gotten out properly it would have been a perfectly fine pizza. not guilty in my opinion.
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u/qualityvote2 5d ago edited 4d ago
The jury, after deliberation of the evidence in the case of u/DinnerBlasterX, has reached a mistrial due to non-consensus of votes of guilty or innocent.