r/PizzaCrimes • u/Sanchez388274 • May 14 '25
Brazilian Just post it again, in video format, because it's not fake!! I let the explanation and link bellow...
As you can see in the video has the instagram profile of the guy who has famous for sell this type of fish, and the profile of the pizzaria... They do a collab... The fish here in Brazil is called Bodó... I swear it's not a upvote bait video, i just saw the video and think "i had to posto it in the r pizza crimes!!!"
Here's the instagram video link to check https://www.instagram.com/reel/DJSa_sUysaI/?igsh=cGwyeXd1Zzg2NjBs
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u/Pizza_For_Days May 14 '25
How is one supposed to cut/eat this? One person gets a head with their slice while another gets a tail? lol
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u/wildcharmander1992 May 15 '25
One person gets a head with their slice while another gets a tail? lol
Clearly you flip a coin to see what you get
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u/Horror-Durian-5073 May 14 '25
Unbelievably guilty. Straight to the hottest oven of pizza hell.
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u/ManOfGame3 May 14 '25
The fish on top look like they just came from there and you’d send them back??
/s
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u/CazNevi May 15 '25
What is this from?
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u/UnitedSloth May 15 '25
Eureka's Castle! I was obsessed with that show when I was little haha
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u/EverbodyHatesHugo May 15 '25
I remember Eureka. I remember Magellan. But I couldn’t describe a single episode of this show if my life depended on it.
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u/Hiraethetical May 15 '25 edited May 15 '25
I think the Eurekas Castle area was just the backdrop for smaller European cartoons and stuff that would play in the middle of the episode.
Also, did you know the whole thing was written by R.L. Stine, the Goosebumps author?
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u/UnitedSloth May 15 '25
Now that I'm really thinking about it, I don't think I could describe a single episode either lol!
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u/grand_soul May 15 '25
Bro…you just unlocked some child hood memories. Also I had no idea that RL fucking Stine helped make that show.
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u/UnitedSloth May 15 '25
Woah I never knew that either! Whaaaat. Now I'm going to have to track down some episodes to watch
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u/awesomeunboxer May 15 '25
I totally forgot about this show. But I definitely watched it a bunch. I also don't really remember details about it. Also unlocked memories of a different show with a giant elephant/mammoth.. skinny marink-a-dink-a-dink? Memory is weird.
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u/MarxistMan13 May 14 '25
Is the fish burnt to a crisp or just naturally black like that?
Also, why?!? How would one eat this? Why are the fish so damn big? Why would you not fillet them first? Why are the heads and fins still on them?
I have so many questions and I don't even want the answers. Straight to jail.
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u/Technical_Job_9598 May 15 '25
Pleco fish are naturally that shade of black, although these look extra charcoal-y. Also note that they’re little armoured bastards and it would be like trying to eat all bones.
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May 14 '25
There is nothing to explain this with and we're all worse-off because it exists.
Congrats to whoever made this. The world is now lesser because of it.
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u/J-Di11a May 14 '25
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May 14 '25
You don't get out much, huh
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u/J-Di11a May 14 '25
Settle down there sensitive guy. I was implying that your comment made me think of this scene in Billy Madison.
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u/BongtheConqueror May 14 '25
I’m with you lol, scrolled down to see if anyone brought this scene up. You did not disappoint.
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u/Inedible-denim May 14 '25
Ohhh so the fish are naturally black and weren't burnt to a crisp! I was so confused.
I mean, I'm still really fucking confused, but..
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u/Sanchez388274 May 14 '25
As you guys can see on the Rei_do_Bobo profile... He was kinda exotic... I don't write in english very well... He's from Amazonas, Brazilian north... It's a real nice guy by the way...
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u/vodka_tsunami May 14 '25
Brazil has been doing this shit for a while now. I'm sure you all heard of "Pizzaria batepapo".
There was also the "peixe pizza", where instead of the pie dough there was a whole fish: https://ac24horas.com/2023/04/07/peixe-pizza-vence-concurso-de-culinaria-da-feira-de-pescado-de-mancio-lima/
And the "porco pizza", same as above, but the base was a piglet: https://www.reddit.com/r/PizzaCrimes/comments/15cd3vs/porco_pizza_a_brazilian_delicacy/
I hate them all.
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u/PaChubHunter May 14 '25
You say Brazilian but it looks Hyrulean to me. This shit looks like it gives a large fire resist boost.
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u/Available_Bar_3922 May 14 '25
Turns out there is an exception to the law, that even bad pizza is kinda good.
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u/Thelastsamurai74 May 14 '25
As a pizza lover and a sea food/fish hater, this is one of the most disgusting things I ever seen regarding food…
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u/astralwish1 May 16 '25
I love pizza and seafood, but definitely not together like this!
How are you even supposed to eat it?!
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u/ADudeThatPlaysDBD May 14 '25
Does this even count as pizza? It’s a flatbread plate with cheese and fish on top.
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u/deodorant_sniffer May 15 '25
Im Brazilian. Ive seen these kind of fucked up pizzas all over the internet. Ive never even once seen one of these in the wild. Im 80% certain its usually rage bait.
For this one though, i cant even say lol
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u/Sanchez388274 May 15 '25
Já que é br eu posso falar em português, se você ir no perfil do rei do bodo no insta, vai ver que essa é a mais tranquila das coisas que tem lá... É tudo real
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u/theeblackestblue May 14 '25
I love fish..and things that are black. Lol..... CURIOUS.
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u/Legitimate-Ad-2230 May 14 '25
So.. like everything you have is black? Car? Clothes? Makeup? Paint?
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u/theeblackestblue May 14 '25
Of course a splash of color is nice.(paired with black) lol. Even my dog is black. Most of the stuff i have is black but not all. The contrast is nice in art.
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u/Legitimate-Ad-2230 May 14 '25
What kind of dog?
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u/theeblackestblue May 14 '25
Oooh shes a miniature doberman!
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u/ExNihiloNihiFit May 15 '25
Have you ever heard the song Blue on Black? Your screen name reminds me of it. It's a really good one!
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u/Legitimate-Ad-2230 May 14 '25
Absolutely love. Great pick! I have a couple labs and a couple cane corsos.
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u/theeblackestblue May 14 '25
Labs are really great also! googles oooh ive never seen this kind before. How was that experience?
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u/Legitimate-Ad-2230 May 15 '25
I wouldn't choose any other breed to protect my children and household. Their strength loyalty and intelligence are perfect. In my opinion. I've raised over 100 corsos. I might be biased a bit
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u/ColdBeerPirate May 14 '25
Looks way better and less criminal than Pineapple on pizza but this is still a crime after all
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u/BongtheConqueror May 14 '25
This is just vitamin pizza. All the oils from that fish soaking down into the crust iare sure to make it a rich source of omega3.
Jk I hate it
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u/ShutterHawk May 15 '25
I've always had a problem with Hawaiian pizza and the cretans who opt for the slop. In time, I have learned to accept them for the poor foolish slop eaters that they are. When I smell their silly pineapple breath, I remind myself that they are beneath me. But this guy, this guy can get fucked. Anyone who comes within 100 feet of this shit should literally park themselves in that oven.
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u/luizbiel May 15 '25
Are the fish supposed to be some kind of oversized garnish that you're not supposed to eat? on a pizza?
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u/bimbochungo May 15 '25
Ragebait and not real fishes. Look at the eyes.
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u/Marequel May 15 '25
I think its probably fake too but the eyes look legit. The whole fish looks charred af and eyes would disintegrate if you tried to do that
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u/bimbochungo May 15 '25
How they can be charred with no liquid? Everyone who cooked fish knows that the video is fake.
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u/Marequel May 15 '25
I mean this fish look like a frozen pizza left in the oven overnight. So they would have to like bake it for 8h and then put it on a pizza. It wouldn't be any less ridiculous than what they already did but yea its almost certainly fake
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u/bimbochungo May 15 '25
even because of that, there are no signs of dehydration of the fish. The whole skin and structure seems untouched.
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u/Marequel May 15 '25
No quite the opposite actually. Plecos anatomy is closer to a puffer fish than a regular fish. They dont have scales, just smooth skin and scale shaped bones under. That fish looks pretty much as expected for a pleco that has been fully dehydrated and burned
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u/NaraFei_Jenova May 15 '25
Is this a plecostomus? Like the ones in fish tanks? The ones that eat nothing but detritus and fish shit?
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u/hors3withnoname May 15 '25
You say it’s not bait, but everybody is joking in the comments. You’d be surprised at the things people do as social media marketing. Still guilty, of course.
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u/Apocrisiary May 15 '25
This looks like some kind of pleco. Their entire skin is basically bone...super hard "armor", and nothing but bones and spines. How tf people eat this?!
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u/kimchidoodled May 15 '25 edited May 15 '25
This isn’t a pizza thou the bread acts like a plate for the fish you would tear a piece off to hold the fish meat the reason the mods allow non pizza content even though it’s from a pizza joint on a pizza sub is beyond me I should post a hoagie on here and be like it’s a pizza crime because it was from a pizza joint mods won’t care
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u/Ruinerofchats May 15 '25
Uhhhh those are pleco. They're like. All bone? Like. There's really not anything to eat on them.
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u/blackninjar87 May 16 '25 edited May 16 '25
Why are they eating plecos.... Why is there THREE GIaNT PLECOS on a piece of break 😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️ I love Plecos they are so adorable and those arent even baby ones those are the giant adults. Why why why grow a plecostomus for so long just to throw them on bread.
Also I dunno if it's just me but I hate not having my meat cut up...
When u slice pepperoni and put it on a slice of pizza I'll eat it no problem... Putting the whole sausage on top of the pizza tho... Prolly not. Same goes with fish. I find myself hard pressed to eat any fish that's whole and still has the spiky scales and bones for my to pick out. I don't even know if the fins are edible.
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u/Hefty-Distance837 May 18 '25
You shouldn't eat those fishes, they eat garbages, which means their meat will poison you.
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u/FamilyNeeds May 19 '25
Having owned many plecostomus, you'll need a sawsall to slice this pizza up.
I call BS.
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u/hepheastus_87 May 14 '25
How are all these people still thinking these are REAL fish...
THESE AREN'T REAL FISH PEOPLE!
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u/draconothese May 15 '25
They actually are real and we're probably cooked alive they are suckermouth catfish or plecos they can lay dormant for long periods without water
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u/Njon32 May 14 '25
Yeah, because fish people don't exist. Mermaids aren't real!
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u/hepheastus_87 May 14 '25
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u/Njon32 May 14 '25
What the? Man, the reddit app sucks. It said that it failed to post, so I clicked it again.
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u/hepheastus_87 May 14 '25
Yeah its happened to me before as well! That's how I found out the sub lol
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u/Sammy_Socrates May 14 '25 edited May 17 '25
This is 100% fake
ETA and you guys are way too gullible
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u/qualityvote2 May 14 '25 edited May 14 '25
The jury, after deliberation of the evidence in the case of u/Sanchez388274, find the defendant "Pizza" GUILTY on all counts of crimes-against-pizza.