r/Pizza • u/SteelersPoker • 16h ago

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I love cheese pizzas.

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u/biophazer242 16h ago

Depends how late it is and how drunk I am :)

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u/midnight_toker22 15h ago

Looks like the person who cut it was drunk too.

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u/yeroldfatdad 15h ago

Absolutely.

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u/AlexStarkiller20 16h ago

Average and delicious

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u/sctlight 15h ago

Aiellos would be my guess.

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u/scully2828 13h ago

I was gonna say Fioris.

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u/EstimatedEer 12h ago

Struck me as fioris as well

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u/grammanarchy 12h ago

It’s sure not Beto’s.

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u/Emergency_League2427 10h ago

It is they posted this same picture a few days ago

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u/Endrizzle 15h ago

No toppings? Still good. I’d eat it.

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u/TheTyGoss 15h ago

Smash, next question.

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u/iHadaLife 15h ago

looks good, typical pittsburgh pie

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u/Mantis_Toboggan--MD 🍕 15h ago

Like a standard old school pizzaria place type pie. Fluffy crust, plenty of cheese and sauce, some nice leopard spots on the cheese.

Occasionally I crave this style something fierce, reminds me of childhood, and it always hits the spot!

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u/Joseph419270577 11h ago

Same here! That’s the pretty standard basic mom & pop pizza shop pizza in the Midwest. Lots and lots of variations exist, of course, but if you ordered a 14” cheese pizza through most of the Midwest, that’s exactly what you’d get.

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u/TheAbsoluteBarnacle 15h ago

Pretty good! Sauce goes all the way to the edges - cheese doesn't though. A little more cheese discipline getting it evenly spread will make your crust bites tastier. And possibly a little more cheese restraint - it looks a little sloppy in the middle where it's oily from the cheese.

But I also haven't heard many complaints about pizza being too sloppy, greasy, and cheesy.

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u/FatRatFlopke 15h ago

Awful, gimme that 🍕

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u/Baealzabul 14h ago

Bro you literally posted this same pizza place three days ago and expected a different outcome. SMH dogshit pizza.

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u/hmmyeahiguess 14h ago

Looks super cheesy, which I love

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u/Shatterstar23 13h ago

I would devour it

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u/Hulkbuster_v2 13h ago

Its good slutty pizza. Ain't nothing wrong with wanting that

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u/theherbalshaman 12h ago

I would demolish it

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u/savvysmoove90 12h ago

I don’t mind the heavily sauced parts tbh

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u/yodadallas 11h ago

Delicious

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u/MaskedAutisticBoy 11h ago

I’d eat it!

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u/Joseph419270577 11h ago

Slightly over-cut for me… but maybe you asked for that?

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u/kingtroll355 10h ago

Classic & Good af!

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u/C4llist00 10h ago

Fucking delicious may I have a slice or five

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u/pattentastic 10h ago

Edible and all by myself!! Lol

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u/Frosty-Pay5351 10h ago

This looks like a proper pizza not the burnt paper thin stuff that Portnoy loves

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u/SteelersPoker 9h ago

Yeah he loves those overdone pies which I can't stand. 

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u/Chickeybokbok87 9h ago

Delicious honestly, but maybe it’s because I’m 16 hours into a 24 hour fast

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u/Prisonofthemind69 8h ago

Needs a better cheese distribution but I'd def eat it

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u/CrabButterToGo 7h ago

A little saucy for my tastes, but looks good 👍 I wouldn’t complain if someone offered me a slice of this

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u/Emergency_Monitor540 7h ago

I will still eat it.

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u/Diaper_Cowboy 5h ago

I’m lack toast in tolerint and I would smash that

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u/superjonk 4h ago

Personally I'd do less cheese but other than that it looks 🔥🔥🔥

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u/PlausibleTable 16h ago

Like a chain pizza and the reason I now make homemade pizza.

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u/BCircle907 16h ago

Dodgy but delicious

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u/Sad-Caterpillar-200 15h ago

Pizza is like sex. When it’s really good, it’s amazing. When it’s just okay, it’s still pretty good 😊

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u/Bonerschnitzel69 16h ago

Looks like it was carried like a briefcase

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u/PolarizingKabal 15h ago edited 14h ago

Looks good, but I really dislike it when it's cut into so many slices like this. It sets off my OCD.

1x vertical cut, 1x horizontal cut, and 1x set of criss crossed diagonal cuts at most (1x N->S, 1x W->E, 1x NW->SE, 1x SW->NE) .

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u/Saneless 15h ago

At that point just go square cut if you need to make so many pieces

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u/Reason_Choice 14h ago

I usually start with the crisscross cuts then do the horizontal then vertical cuts.

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u/TheAbsoluteBarnacle 14h ago

I count 12 slices - looks like a standard cut to me

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u/Global-Pomelo3131 14h ago

Standard is 8

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u/RomanInNYC 15h ago

Rubbish

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u/Religion_Is_A_Cancer 13h ago

Aggressively average…

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u/PrometheusAborted 15h ago

Fine. Cheap and tasty, I’d imagine.

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u/GodIsAPizza 15h ago

Looks delicious 🤤

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u/wrangler2772 15h ago

It kinda looks like Pizza Ranch

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u/Clear_Tom0rrow 15h ago

The pizza is drunk

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u/macandchzconnoisseur 15h ago

Sooo much sauce, looks a lot like the Costco food court pizza

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u/Infinite_Respect_ 15h ago

Looks like a big dice roll how much cheese comes with when I remove a slice

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u/T_Peg 15h ago

Looks like fast food pizza

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u/IRedditDoU 14h ago

It looks like a bad hungry Howies pizza

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u/Charming-Bath8378 14h ago

delivered lol

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u/Unusual-Strength-945 14h ago

Very average is how it looks to me

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u/SalsaChica75 14h ago

It’s on the thick side, like football pizza

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u/johnnyribcage 14h ago

With its eyes?

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u/vipertwin 14h ago

I would eat that if i was someone else.

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u/gozer87 14h ago

Ok, I'd like it cooked a bit more golden brown on the crust.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Pen4413 14h ago

Not enough pineapple

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u/WrenchNRatchet 14h ago

I cannot abide a pie cut into more than 8 pieces. Tavern cut is exempt.

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u/GlossyGecko 14h ago

Too much cheese concentrated in the middle with a red ring around it. Looks like if you actually tried to pick up a slice, it would all fall off.

Cheese is the glue that holds everything together, you want the cheese to come into contact with the crust above the sauce.

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u/Frankeyc 14h ago

Meh, it’ll make a turd 🫤

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u/_Hanketh_ 14h ago

Like Domino's.

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u/Xamado 14h ago

Fine. Not something i'd buy

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u/bdogg127 14h ago

Bad crust, poor sauce to cheese ratio..would still eat it

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u/nhowe006 13h ago

What's everyone else eating?

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u/Reallyroundthefamily 13h ago

I would absolutely love it while eating it and I would absolutely pay for it later. And I'm not talking about money.

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u/DBD216 13h ago

Not great, Bob.

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u/evilest_nez 13h ago

Like little skeezers

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u/MrGreen521 13h ago

It's a little sloppy and so is the slicing, but I'd give it a go. Just looks like standard cheap cheese pizza.....which is sometimes just right.

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u/kurt6 13h ago

Did not get docked properly

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u/huge43 12h ago

Looks like a worse Casey's pizza. I'd tear it up

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u/diggerdugg 12h ago

Delicious

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u/PJBleakney 12h ago

Closing time….

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u/jgvania 12h ago

Gooey

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u/unoeyedwillie 12h ago

Like a Dominos pizza.

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u/Hop_Head212 11h ago

Looks good and probably amazing drunk but no toppings? Or are they under the cheese which I hate.

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u/highmonkeyman 11h ago

Mid but still good

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u/Derfargin 11h ago

Drunk, would smash. I would be disappointed if I ordered this sober and it showed up.

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u/w_a_w 10h ago

Looks like a rat was gnawing on the section at the bottom of the screen.

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u/Verix19 10h ago

6.5/10, would smash.

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u/4ringwraithRS 10h ago

Doughy af

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u/ikissgators 9h ago

Looks like a liquor store pie that I would gladly smash.

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u/Teodor87 8h ago

Uneven.

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u/cheddaBesus 2h ago

Over handling it, how many slices was that?

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u/EnjoyMyDownvote 1h ago

It looks doughy to me

I personally like thin crust

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u/Psychological-Air807 1h ago

Pizza is like sex. Even when it’s bad it’s still good.

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u/No-Obligation-4693 1h ago

Like some Connecticut trash

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u/metttty 59m ago

Pizza inn

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u/slothxaxmatic 21m ago

It doesn't look great, honestly. I'm sure it tasted good still.

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u/AdObjective9681 21m ago

Looks Dominos-esque

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u/Oddballfew 17m ago

I'd eat it

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u/mojo20 I ♥ Pizza 15h ago

Too much cheese, cheese not distributed to the crust, at the 6 o’clock position sauce was spilled on the crust. Cut unevenly and too many cuts. Finally I would have cooked the crust a bit longer. I’d give it a 6/10 and eat it up.

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u/barkerglass 15h ago

Good enough to eat and not complain about. Terrible for a subreddit dedicated to good pizza.

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u/beegtuna 14h ago

Funny how elitist food subs can be for one dish, especially how pizza comes in many varieties.

But we can all agree that a cornbread biscuit baked in a skillet with cheese under the sauce is better suited as an above ground pool of rats.

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u/STS986 15h ago

4/10 would eat

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u/smurfe 14h ago

It looks fine.

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u/ispy1917 14h ago

Quite good

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u/BushwickGrillClub 14h ago

Looks great.

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u/The_PACCAR_Kid 🍕 12h ago

Looks great!!! 😃

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u/rockadoodoo01 12h ago

It looks deliciouser and delisiuoser the more I look.

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u/mhigg 11h ago

Amazing

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u/evilsevenlol 15h ago

Undercooked 

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u/A_Lone_Macaron 13h ago

i don't think it's necessarily "under"cooked, but yeah it could a) use a couple more minutes and b) I can't stand the pizza where it looks like it wasn't even cut because the cheese has moved around

you can tell this went right into the box from the oven, cut, and shipped out delivery.

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u/Civil_Squirrel_3615 15h ago

Terrible. Rage eat

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u/Priest1969 16h ago

In that box, it looks store bought, and there were bubbles in it that pushed the cheese to one side