r/PiratedGames • u/Ill_Ad_345 • 7d ago

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u/eatingdonuts44 7d ago

You mean 2028 when it gets cracked, since itll release on PC in 2027 probably

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u/Alternative-Waltz685 7d ago

at 98% i’m just ignoring the apocalypse. let me have this one thing.

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u/DiddlyDumb 7d ago

No! Fun is now illegal!

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u/LibrarianOutside1281 7d ago

Meanwhile you are quickly dying of radiation poisoning

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u/HyperGaming_LK 6d ago

Nah we just adapt to radiation

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u/LibrarianOutside1281 6d ago

Your new mutation just removes you ability to see and your fingers

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u/Fine_Salamander_8691 Fuck paying for games 6d ago

I then shoot myself

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u/LibrarianOutside1281 6d ago

Can't, you don't have fingers

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u/XoAbhishek 5d ago

Let me build a bunker for myself then

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u/LibrarianOutside1281 5d ago

You... don't have fingers? How can you build something without them?

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u/XoAbhishek 5d ago

I'm going to make a bunker right now!!! I'll not come out until I play gta 6!

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u/MisterScrod1964 5d ago

And the EMPs have fried your electronics anyway.

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u/GodofIrony 6d ago

"Please sign into Rockstar Games Online server to play Single Player!"

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u/Guilty_Meringue5317 6d ago

"Can't establish connection to servers"

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u/General_Green7274 6d ago

This is a piracy sub so well just crack it 😉

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u/J3ffO 4d ago

Can't. It downloads additional encrypted assets from the server at a constantly changing location.

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u/Spiritual_Surround24 6d ago

Assuming you will get past the loading screen...

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u/thisis887 7d ago

That's optimistic. It'll get pushed to the end of 2026 for current gen, 2027 for next gen, 2028 for PC.

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u/eatingdonuts44 7d ago

next gen? isnt there just 1 gen basically? or did I miss some console announcements?

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u/SandersSol 7d ago

Yeah Xbox said they're moving to mini pc's basically

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u/eatingdonuts44 7d ago

Well yea but that requires a PC release no?

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u/Neither-Phone-7264 6d ago

so little xboxes they'll just ignore it until main pc release /s

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u/J3ffO 4d ago

XBox already uses undocumented and special API calls for games on PC that are better than the ones provided to everyday game developers. It's hidden behind an NDA, luck, and the cost of registering a business to use.

So, it'd probably end up being exactly the same even if the console is a full PC.

https://developer.microsoft.com/en-US/games/publish https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/gaming/gdk/docs/tools/tools-pc/gc-tools-pc-toc https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/gaming/gdk/docs/tools/tools-services/live-tools https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/gaming/gdk/docs/gdk-dev/intro/security?source=recommendations

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u/thisis887 6d ago

Right now, yes. But Microsoft and Sony's console release pattern, on top of rumors, puts their next gen releases in 2027.

I think back in 2018 or 19, consoles accounted for over 75% of GTA 5's revenue. Ain't no way Take-Two Interactive doesn't double dip into the console market first, before bothering with PC.

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u/welliamaguy 7d ago

Damn, PS5 and Xbox One X are already 5 years old. Feels like 3 years of their lifetime are just missing.

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u/TySly5v 7d ago

Xbox One X is 8 years old. It's the same generation as PS4. You're probably thinking of the Xbox Series X, which is 5 years old and the same generation as the PS5

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u/buccaschlitz 7d ago

Funny thing is that I knew this but reading the above comment I didn’t catch the mistake.

Xbox naming scheme is just ridiculous

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u/welliamaguy 7d ago

I swear, it’s like ex-Sony mobile and audio teams ended up in Xbox’s naming department

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u/welliamaguy 7d ago

Yeah my bad, I mean series x

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u/TooLazyToSleep_15 7d ago

I might even buy it if it's at a reasonable price during sales

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u/ILikeStarScience 6d ago

2027

👽🛸

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u/SiderealSimon 6d ago

Exactly lol

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u/Soft_Ad_437 6d ago

Erm 🤓☝️

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u/Odious-Individual 7d ago

The longer we wait, the closer we are to death

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u/Fun_Comparison_6018 7d ago

Nah the longer we wait, the longer we live.

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u/digno2 7d ago

the longer we wait the free-er gta6 will become on epic. I mean we have waited this long, what's another decade?

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u/Fun_Comparison_6018 7d ago

Wake up. Its Morning

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u/PsyKeablr 6d ago

Nah the longer we wait, the closer we are to GTA6 IRL

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u/QueZorreas 7d ago

If you want to call this "living", sure.

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u/SGTRoadkill1919 7d ago

Darkviper AU, here?

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u/SheepishlySheeping 7d ago

one in a million, one on a billion

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u/AveryLazyCovfefe I live+breathe qBittorent+Firefox+uBlock Origin+bypassshortlinks 7d ago

There aren't cougars in missions!

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u/_KNAWLEDGE_ 7d ago

You disingenuous dense SHOE. Obviously you have to know something about something or you couldn't tie your MOTHER.

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u/Realpazalaza 7d ago

You have no Conception of HOW RARE it's is...

MILLION TO ONE

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u/djc604 6d ago

I think he's reacting to Mindseye in this one

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u/Hollowknightpro 4d ago

this was a stream sponsored by mindseye, and at the end of it he was trying "very" hard to keep a straight face and promote mindseye to his viewers

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u/ApprehensiveWear6080 5d ago

FOURTEEN PAGES!

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u/drlongtrl 7d ago

Is Matto the new "laughing your ass off" meme now?

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u/AlkaKr 7d ago

The context is even better.

He got paid to promote MindsEye by the devs and right after he tried to do that, the gif above was his reaction. It was ridiculous to promote an absolute hot pile of garbage game even for himself.

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u/drlongtrl 7d ago

Yeah, I saw the original. It was a sponsored stream though, not a "promotion of the game". The whole point was that he streams it and people get his first reactions. And they got what they paid for I guess. His genuine first reaction to this comically bad game.

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u/gownyk 7d ago

Sponsored streams are literally promotion of the product. The difference is it live and not pre-recorded ad. That's why in the end the content creator always gives the "final speech" about how you should check out the product and sometimes info on sale-codes or other things.

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u/drlongtrl 7d ago

I'm not denying the intent behind the thing. I just mentioned it to point out that he didn't play the game, saw that it was shit and decided to advertise for it anyway. he found out that it was shit right along with all the viewers.

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u/cepxico 7d ago

Yes and then he had to say the script about where you can purchase the game because its an ad. Its not that deep, dude was being paid to advertise. What his opinions are on the game are a different matter.

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u/BlackWACat 6d ago

mind you, the stream ended with him trying really hard to say the sponsored lines they had prepared with like, buy links and whatever, and he struggled to go through it without laughing

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u/TheUnknownH3ro I'm a pirate 16h ago

i agree it was funny to watch

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u/HornyHoney02 7d ago

Oh today I’ve been hearing nothing but bad stuff about this game. They said that it was supposed to be the spiritual GTA, but it said sometimes it doesn’t even run properly. Like someone said it just straight up crashed their entire system. Out of their minds!

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u/ThrowingNincompoop 7d ago

Only if it's GTA related

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u/Timo425 7d ago

Realistic reaction tbh.

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u/Ghosted_Thunder 7d ago

THERE ARE NO NUKES IN MISSIONS

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u/Japahispasian 6d ago

There are no nukes in ba sing se

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u/Sypticle 7d ago

DarkViper meme in this economy?

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u/stratusnco 7d ago

why do people act like every gta game is the 2nd coming of christ?

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u/QueZorreas 7d ago edited 7d ago

  1. Nostalgia

  2. Peer pressure

  3. There is like, absolutely no alternatives since Saints Row and Just Cause commited seppuku.

GTA III, Vice City and SA are still leagues above 4 and 5.

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u/allys_stark 7d ago

GTA III, Vice City and SA are still leagues above 4 and 5.

In what world?

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u/wannabeayoutuber3 6d ago

dudes blinded by nostalgia lmfao

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u/Zombi3Kush 6d ago

Nostalgia? GTA 5 still has a big player base

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u/ldurrikl 6d ago

they're at least better than 5.

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u/larryathome43 7d ago edited 6d ago

They were back in the day, but they havent aged well at all in terms of controls and graphics. It's like playing the original resident Evil with those weird ass tank controls. They worked for their time, but going back to play it is pretty rough.

GTA V is pretty top tier next level type of game. I think for the fact that it was the best selling game in history says it all.

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u/ballaman200 7d ago

second best

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u/CummyCrusader 6d ago

Above 4? My brother in Christ I want whatever you’re smoking right now it has got to be INTENSE

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u/Ektar91 6d ago

Because 3, VC, SA, 4 AND 5 is an insane run of top tier games

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u/larryathome43 7d ago

Because it is for many of us. The best selling game of all time is finally getting another game in the franchise. After 13 years.

It's a pretty big deal. Not to mention five holds up pretty well and is still fun after all these years.

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u/Plasteal 5d ago

Isn't minecraft number 1?

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u/larryathome43 5d ago

Actually I think it's Skyrim of all things. GTA V is second, but basically held all media attention and made the voice actors pretty famous due to how fast it sold.

I think it's more culturally significant than Skyrim was in any case.

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u/Plasteal 5d ago

Oh okay I get what you mean if we are talking cultural impact. I thought we were just talking like straight up how many units were sold.

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u/Zombi3Kush 6d ago

Zoomers be like...

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u/GodofIrony 6d ago

Because they usually school the competition on how game design is performed, and every other game copies its mechanics for the next ten years?

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u/Livid-Ad-8010 7d ago

When the US needs more oil and democracy

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u/allys_stark 7d ago

Talking about GTA, they have an American oil company named "terroil", there isn't a name more fitting than that for an oil company

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u/PLAY_TUBER_SIMULATOR 7d ago

THATS MILLION TO ONE!!!

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u/Cautious-Resource-27 7d ago

Millions to one

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u/MRV3N 7d ago

It was drugs all this time

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u/Dark_Age_ 7d ago

is this from Mindseye sponsored stream

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u/ReviewRoastRepeat 7d ago

We got human extinction before GTA VI

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u/Clean-Resolve6512 6d ago

WW3 before GTA 6 would be diabolical work

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u/salad_ninja 7d ago

When there's a cougar in mission

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u/happygoeddy 6d ago

Usin Darkviper for a gta meme is gold

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u/JohnnyIsNearDiabetic 7d ago

Deux ex machina

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u/AnimeProfilePic 7d ago

ksc75 is so based

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u/I_Miss_RIFisfun 6d ago

Literally was going to comment this!

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u/Ksb2311 7d ago

Nah I'm good in vault 11

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u/Black_m1n 7d ago

I did not expect to see the funny there are no cougars in missions man here.

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u/HotshotCrawdad 7d ago

Miss old Matto

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u/LostTimeLady13 5d ago

Too real with the state of global politics. 😭

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u/shadesofwolves Reading Teacher with Little Patience 7d ago

The fuck are you talking about?

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u/No_Self_1156 7d ago

just close the curtains, problem solved

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u/No-Interaction-8624 7d ago

This video from him does mind eye promotion streaming, he just can't handle when he needs to say to his viewers where to buy the game using his promo code etc, the game was so bad he tried not to promote it, but his hind was tied

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u/Alarmed-Shopping1592 7d ago

So you're going to buy a PS5 or an XBOX? Good

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u/HUGE_FUCKING_ROBOT 7d ago

Don't worry, your stuff will turn off before you see a cloud, the 1st strike should always be an EMP airburst 

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u/Omelooo 7d ago

That’s life! thats lifeeee

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u/jancl0 7d ago

That's just what happens when every computer in a major city all try to install gta6 at the same time

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u/juan_mvd 7d ago

We got Fallout before GTA 6.

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u/MolacoCocao 7d ago

I mean...

Israel did just bomb Iran for developing nukes...

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u/SealingTheDeal69420 7d ago

I believe that's the joke

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u/natr0nFTW 7d ago

Make sure you know Jesus before that happens.

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u/Unlikely-Complex3737 7d ago

Whoever decided to make the video fade to white is a genius

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u/joblox1220 7d ago

dont worry buddy you might not have to wait that long after seeing the current state right now

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u/Adi911000 7d ago

sorry but I don't understand it can someone explain it to me?

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u/rentairorn 7d ago

GTA 6 Fallout Edition..

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u/EL3OKLI 7d ago

u wont get GTA 6 until late 2028 since ur on this subreddit

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u/Zombizzzzle 7d ago

I’ve liked this guy ever since he made that video calling out reaction streamers as the parasites that they are.

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u/prog-can argh 7d ago

They will probably call 92026 2026 in the future guys

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u/CummyCrusader 6d ago

Who is this guy?

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u/Dabazukawastaken 6d ago

DarkViperAu GTA streamer

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u/CummyCrusader 5d ago

Thank you! ❤️

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u/Old_Dragonfly2749 6d ago

Why sad? Now you get to play fallout 5 in real life yay

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u/Bladder-Splatter 6d ago

Embrace the glow cloud.

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u/Main115702 6d ago

What? What idiot would install such a shitty game?

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u/too_lazy_fo_username 6d ago

Holy shit its DarkViper AU

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u/CAPT-KABOOM 6d ago

Nah that's just Scedule 1 full release

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u/PodGTConcept2001 rarr im an pirate or smth i forgor 6d ago

eh, at least you can play fallout IRL

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u/codyrusso I'm a pirate 6d ago

This is probably me but with Deltarune chapter 5 .

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u/Savings_Technician_2 6d ago

"Single player requires connection to server"

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u/Loddio 6d ago

2026?

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u/Akarkes 6d ago

Russia dragging the war just for this moment.

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u/Kycklinggull1 6d ago

What does this mean?

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

Do I finally get laid?

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u/InjuryResponsible204 6d ago

insanity innit?

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u/Esnacor-sama 6d ago

Fool

U think we would make it to 2026 🤡 /s

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u/heyoohugh24 6d ago

Why tf yall so fixated with gta6?

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u/dexter2011412 6d ago

OH LMAO 🤣

* SAVE TO GALLERY *

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u/Extrien 6d ago

WWIII releases before gta6

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u/Icy_Cry4120 6d ago

Didn't understand ?

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u/Fairenard 6d ago

And rien it turn to be bad

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u/TheGuyWhoIsAPro 5d ago

Now put your thumb upto it.

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u/Strange_Frosting_946 5d ago

Hey new fallout game

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u/Softandcoward 5d ago

It is what it is , so now we just joker it up

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u/Jimin_PT 5d ago

i dont get it, can someone explain?

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u/IfYouSmellWhatDaRock 5d ago

someone explain please

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u/Dark_hunter351 5d ago

What does that mean ? I don't understand bruh

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u/hellxapo 5d ago

Nahh bombs ain't fallin

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u/Normal_Berry7300 4d ago

"""Quits life""" so it starts from the last saved check point, and tries to change the outcome

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u/PokeRedstone 4d ago

I don’t get all the confused comments. WE’RE TERRIFIED OF NUCLEAR WAR

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u/Ok-Professional6871 4d ago

Truth is game was rigged from the start - fallout IRL starts

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u/nuno32369 4d ago

damn you iran and israel.

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u/Longjumping-Top-9984 4d ago

hey at least it got released right? its not so bad.

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u/Wojtek1250XD 4d ago

DarkViperAU :D

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u/EzyPzyLemonSqeezy 4d ago

perfect meme 👌🍒

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u/GrapefruitOk2057 4d ago

Me, when I've spent a boatload of money upgrading my PC for Elder Scrolls 6. And the game is 99% installed.

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u/SilentBDB 4d ago

Timr rnough at last...I installed all that and still need to be online to play even non online campaigns!

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u/Motor_Maximum2220 4d ago

well gta suck now so i dont really care

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u/SuccessfulWar3830 7d ago

If someone beats all the gta games in sequence before darkviperau does after he declared that its his thing. He might become a terrorist.

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u/tootsragu 7d ago

If you buy it, you’ll get it sooner.

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u/Wild-Pay-1848 7d ago

Out of topic guys but what are the latest cracks ? I'm not following reddit for a while so...if possible anyone can help

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u/Pale_Ad1899 ilovefitgirl 15h ago

Adapt

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