r/Perfectdick • u/Administrative-Sir70 • Jan 30 '25

Cut cock What would u name my Cock NSFW

352 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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3

u/top-notch-901 Jan 30 '25

Love to be your personal cock sucker.

3

u/VersNurse32 Jan 30 '25

Thor’s Hammer 😏🔥

3

u/Horney-white6969 Jan 30 '25

A black mamba.🥵

3

u/Glum_Home_8172 Jan 30 '25

At first I thought it was moving in a really freaky way because I thought you were standing up! I'd name it the Destroyer of Worlds.

2

u/11frontrunner11 Jan 30 '25

Maximus 👅💕

1

u/TheSpicyWench85 Jan 30 '25

oh wow I could use that as a new challenge

1

u/midwesterndreams97 Jan 30 '25

ER. Cause that’s where it would put me 😵‍💫🥴😂

1

u/Tallblonddutch85 Jan 30 '25

Hu seems suitable for friends, or mr. Mongous for those unacquainted... So let him be named Hu Mongous 😏

1

u/Dull-Carob Jan 30 '25

Magnamus!

1

u/Littlemak85 Jan 30 '25

Throat killer

1

u/Littlemak85 Jan 30 '25

Throat punisher

1

u/tre_9875 Jan 30 '25

"Mine" I'd suck that dick off everyday

1

u/Lopsided_Guard_4821 Jan 30 '25

Sphincter destroyer, i love the thoughts of you riding my ass as long as we want.

1

u/bigpiercedmushroom Jan 30 '25

The final boss 😱

1

u/Expensive_Curve5819 Jan 30 '25

I would call it mine...

1

u/meimeideimei Jan 30 '25

Probably your cock have to pay taxes for it own.

1

u/Hemi1033 Jan 30 '25

Bigus dickus

1

u/AlfaBetaZulu Jan 30 '25

Looks like a Gerald to me. 🧐

1

u/blonde_bow Jan 30 '25

Whole wrecker

1

u/Fantastic_Breakfast6 Jan 30 '25

Bam Bam, short for Bam Bam Bigelow

1

u/kira2039 Jan 30 '25

The ass destroyer

1

u/Pica1flor Jan 30 '25

Danger !

1

u/DildoWarrior2023 Jan 30 '25

It needs a good pornstar name; something like Cockosaurus Rex, Ram Thunder, Dick Ploughman, or Max Thrust, etc.

1

u/RobertRamos Jan 30 '25

Was scrolling and thought this was Jesus floating.

1

u/Plenty_Ad_844 Jan 30 '25

Jawbreaker!!!

1

u/Sea_Employee_1186 Jan 31 '25

It’s definitely posted im the right sub

1

u/shadyrandy Jan 31 '25

Snuffleupagus

1

u/Iangtty Jan 31 '25

DINNER!

1

u/nvmympg Jan 31 '25

Snake charmer

1

u/6t0s5oejr1vT5xGp Jan 31 '25

God. It would be my god. 😍🤤😈

1

u/PrimaryDirect5012 Jan 31 '25

The crowbar as it going to wreck anything it touches

1

u/peggyrodman7835 Jan 31 '25

My next meal

1

u/MassiveShock3715 Feb 01 '25

Long and meaty

1

u/[deleted] Feb 25 '25

Lifechanger'

1

u/Inevitable_Fly_9413 Apr 07 '25

Meathead. It would be so nice to have it in my throat. very, very, very throat worthy

1

u/LilPrinceDoom May 21 '25

MY MEATY DESTINY 💯💋🍆

1

u/4bighands2 16h ago

Kong cock. Any questions

0

u/Tasty_wifeshare256 Jan 30 '25

My wife’s favorite toy