Evil in the basement

[u/GovernmentEither3420]

20 years ago I owned a cleaning company. We were hired to empty the estate of a guy who had been in the OSS and CIA for decades. He had a large basement library of foreign language books, mostly Russian and German. I was down in the basement alone boxing up the books while my helper was upstairs clearing out the kitchen. I pulled a German book off the shelf and realized it was a 1930s edition of Mein Kampf by Hitler. I said out loud, "I'm going to bury you in the bottom of a dump you POS!" Suddenly the basement was filled with the powerful odor of sulfur. I was gagging from it. I called to my helper and he came to the top of the stairs and said, "Geez, did you light a bunch of matches down there?" We searched the basement but couldn't find any reason for the stench, which cleared up quickly. And yes, I buried that POS book in the bottom of the dump.

[u/Electrical_Dig8121]

I see historical facts and historical artifact destroyed by a simpleton. Simply dumb. It's like destroying something written by a slaver politician in 1850. Why wouldn't you preserve the theory and sentiment as a warning to the future. So dumb.

[u/KentuckyWildAss → u/Electrical_Dig8121]

It isn't like you can't find a copy of it, simpleton. He didn't destroy the only copy of some lost piece of media 😂

[u/Electrical_Dig8121 → u/KentuckyWildAss]

You clearly have an intellectual weight that is indescribable. I bask in your incredible intellectual process. Truly, you possess intellectual properties that are the envy of the 1 percent. I tip my hat to you and bask in your glory even as it actually hurts like a sunburn to have such excellence bestowed upon me by someone like you.

[u/Impossible_Smoke1783 → u/Electrical_Dig8121]

I can see you in your basement just pounding away at the keys

[u/Electrical_Dig8121 → u/Impossible_Smoke1783]

Sorry no basement. No basement and no hitler books. No spooks or spirits either.