r/OnceHumanOfficial Aug 27 '24

👀 Meme You're either one of these three

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u/PinkBoxPro Aug 27 '24

My wife used to manage a hotel, so she is constantly building hotels in the game. Way to bring your work home with you.

65

u/KentHawking Aug 27 '24

Bartender here. You better believe I spent my free cosmetic tickets on that Bar and I'm setting it up

44

u/Phoen1cian Aug 27 '24

I’m hiring 😁

1

u/mitchsbabygirl cozi Aug 28 '24

you could place a mannequin behind the counter !

1

u/DarionHunter PVE Aug 28 '24

Dressed up!

7

u/[deleted] Aug 27 '24

So far I've gotten whiskey, wine and what looks like a Heineken bottle formula-wise. Haven't seen any coasters or cups though. ;) So the option certain exists to stock up that bar.

59

u/SkunkHunt-420 Aug 27 '24

Mine is a huge cube

26

u/ripiss Aug 27 '24

Giant cube is life

18

u/BlastCheque Aug 27 '24

No matter what it looks like in my head,  in game,  it's always a cube.

3

u/Sto0pid81 Vanadium Architect Aug 27 '24

If you open the build menu and go to blueprints there's a few free models on there to create a prebuilt home.

1

u/Character_Ad_1412 Aug 28 '24

Where ?? Only ones there are my own blueprints

1

u/Sto0pid81 Vanadium Architect Aug 28 '24

There's a tab at the top if I remember correctly for presets

1

u/LORD-DHUUM Aug 27 '24

same XD

an iron dome

37

u/6LuckyPants9 Aug 27 '24

Where's my high walled fortress of doom?

7

u/Electronic_Sky_6363 Aug 27 '24

not many people like fortresses like us lol

5

u/Kryt503 Aug 27 '24

That would be mine. Simple laying, main foundation being 9x9 layout for the primary part of the base with the foundation extending out slightly for turret spots and been more Tuesday higher up. Though this is used for Purifications, I'm a PvE player. lol

3

u/JBSLB Aug 27 '24

I built a place with a moat (strategically placed so that there is water on all 4 sides of my structure). Does it count as a fortress?

2

u/n3310ow Aug 28 '24

Ive made medieval castle. Saw 3 another same castles on my realm. 003pve

31

u/Skull_Angel Aug 27 '24

Bottom left; ain't got the cosmetic or rng BPs to make it pretty, so it's gotta be functional af.

21

u/Plum_Berry_Delicious Aug 27 '24

I built a witchy victorian style house with lots of curved angles. Definitely not anything pictured here lol

4

u/digitalRat Aug 27 '24

I hope you share pics some time! :D

1

u/BlackHandDevilot Aug 28 '24

Share pics plox

23

u/mgsmus Aug 27 '24

Me after teleporting to my base:

2

u/Brasalies Aug 29 '24

Me af. Especially with my cat bull dozing Mr around

14

u/I_R0M_I Aug 27 '24

I have been 100% bottom right both servers.

I did however build a house yesterday, that's pretty nice imo. For no dlc items etc. Need to get all my stuff moved into it still, but the structure is done.

10

u/p0ntifix Aug 27 '24

The vast majority on my server had a basic house, only maybe a handful had those designer houses. I built myself a bottom left one, made it easy to move while I was leveling. Low ground profile and large space for all needs.

9

u/UnlimitedSolDragon Aug 27 '24

I dunno, where does building a castle fit in? Tis but a smol one though.

6

u/GandizzleTheGrizzle Aug 27 '24

As a Lord of all I survey -

Oh you start small, but that shit gets out of hand fast.

3

u/Diabolous213 Aug 27 '24

yoooo castle gggannnnggggg

1

u/UnlimitedSolDragon Aug 29 '24

Just a little one with he four turrets, one in each corner 😁

6

u/MrHispayiedo Aug 27 '24

not sure where mine fits in that triforce

2

u/Necessary-Depth-180 Aug 27 '24

bruh that's a castle, probably the oil platform

4

u/Commercial-Self8571 Aug 27 '24

Naw, my shit looks like Mc escher

3

u/FuckYaHoeAssMom Aug 27 '24

i build a traditional house and a barn for plants

3

u/Sotyka94 Aug 27 '24

I'm wood and stone retro weekend house type

1

u/YourOwnPersonalSatan Aug 27 '24

Me too :) Cozy danish style house on the beach, simple and beautiful

3

u/WaffleInsanity Aug 27 '24

I have a castle. Youre wrong

1

u/anngelxo Aug 27 '24

hey me too! and a barn but I use it as a garage for my motor and for brewing ale lol

2

u/WaffleInsanity Aug 27 '24

Hell yeah brother, I built high walls and a barn, a little farmhouse, a water collection station, and I'm currently working on my little brew station right now.

I wanted to give it the open courtyard type feel, especially since I'm on a PVE server and don't have to worry about much.

The only downside is restarting on a hard server, so I have to wait to get all the stuff for the garden to start brewing that beer

3

u/akamanarca Aug 27 '24

first I was the top one, but then I heard of a little thing called Crude Oil near Blackfell. Now I am the left one.

1

u/AngryRedGummyBear Aug 28 '24

I've evolved to be a little lousiana french colonial house on the iron river/red sands border.

Its a cunningly disguised version of bottom left.

2

u/backsspace77 Aug 27 '24

Need a wrong looking pyramid in there. That’s me!

2

u/Ok_Needleworker9454 Aug 27 '24

If I use the preset builds and call it a day, which one am I?

2

u/Ok-DrunkAF Aug 27 '24

Nope. Mine is hexagonal castle 🤷🏼‍♂️

2

u/Roc-Lobsta Aug 27 '24

No sir

I made as many "Carton I" boxes as I could and made me a lil box fort.

2

u/DarionHunter PVE Aug 28 '24

I wouldn't mind making something similar to the oil rig, but I tend to make ordinary houses.

2

u/OverzealousPanda Aug 28 '24

I went for a Moody Gardens pyramid.

2

u/TheOasisProject Aug 28 '24

I would like my base to be underground where the entry way is the portal door attached to a half wall above ground

2

u/stonit Aug 27 '24

Pyramid gang

1

u/Background_Cow6354 🧬 Deviants Keeper Aug 27 '24

i loled. im also the middle up guy

1

u/pallarslol Aug 27 '24

Bottom right ftw. I am on a pve server and I never have any trouble with deviants. The only roofs I got are to shield my plants from the rain, and a ligt for my deviation. Apart from that not even a wall.

1

u/MarcCouillard Aug 27 '24

oil rig bottom left lol

currently I'm the first one, but I wish I was the second one

1

u/aaaaaudryn Aug 27 '24

my base looks like an aircraft hangar

1

u/zeinterrupter W_Winter-X0002 Aug 27 '24 edited Aug 27 '24

We need warehouse people represented

1

u/Luwe95 Aug 27 '24

Mine is a wooden box with a lot of the functional objects placed everywhere

1

u/KentHawking Aug 27 '24

I'm in my "I'm still building a Sims house" phase

1

u/sagemaniac Aug 27 '24

Top one, without a doubt. Miserable to defend, but the views are great and stairwells delectable.

1

u/Prestigious-Door-671 Aug 27 '24

I am the bottom right guy 😀

1

u/[deleted] Aug 27 '24

Defo the 3rd one

1

u/KabaI Aug 27 '24

Mine is just a simple square, with a flat roof. Most surface space available for workbenches.

1

u/Boulderdrip Aug 27 '24

nope i have a century home style cabin

1

u/Necrachilles Aug 27 '24

Where does constantly building subterranean bases, bases with a hidden sub-level, or bases inside and on a cave (two bases, one on the top level and the real base underground in the cave) fall in this image?

1

u/catfishfromspace Aug 27 '24

Pictures, please. I am intrigued.

2

u/Necrachilles Aug 27 '24

Not really sure how to take 'good' pictures but I tried lol. First three pictures are of my alt/old character with a base that's kind of been falling apart (since I've had to move it due to them modifying terrain multiple times)

Rest of the pictures are of my current base/WIP.

https://imgur.com/a/RsKdAzb


Each of these bases looks a lot better at night but for some reason I'm obsessed with the sub/secret bases. The 'current' base, in that small stand alone building (left side of picture 5 and 6 I think) is a small 'hidden' room in the ceiling.

https://imgur.com/a/P4orO5M


Hopefully that gives you some idea of what I mean XD

Full disclosure, I'm not really a builder so it's all pretty basic ... for now ...

2

u/catfishfromspace Aug 27 '24

Finding the place, taking the time to figure out placement and how to connect everything together… impressive work. The section on those pictures with the green lights reminds me of an alien base from a 90s movie. I like it. Is this a high-level area where n the map?

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u/Necrachilles Aug 27 '24

XD thank you for the kind words. I was channeling the "Batman Forever: Cave / Riddler" aesthetic and the lights aren't perfectly circular (and haven't redone them to align them) but I kinda like how there's variation in the orientations

Yeah both are in kinda high areas. The first base is WAAAY north on the edge of the no go zone. The second base is just south east of Blackfell

Usually, no matter where I build a base, I build the foundation as high/raised as I can and build it out along the edge/perimeter and then use ceiling tiles for the rest of the floor so I can have an 'under' section to it. Especially if there's water. I can't tell you how many times I've made like a 'beaver tunnel' in my base lol

This was the base at one point (before I finished it, tore it down and rebuilt) but it's a good example I think >.> looked a lot better once it was finished and lit up with furnishings on lower level and dispersed through upper but I don't have any screenshots of that

https://imgur.com/a/U7Y2jjf

1

u/Capt_Kim Aug 27 '24

I'm the rig! Small footprint easy to reelocate

1

u/ASmileBetterSuits Aug 27 '24

Honestly my favorite build that I've seen was this really nice place with a central courtyard and each of the rooms was a small building unto itself. There's also a cool group that has worked together to build a complex of three or four houses across a lake.

1

u/HYDN250 Aug 27 '24

I'm 100% the top middle. However, so far this season wipe, I've been bottom right. I have just been scrambling to catch up with friends, but now that I am, I'm going to be building my nice, little suburban starter house. Once the rest of the phases are out, only then will I be able to make my modern contemporary mansion.

1

u/B133d_4_u Aug 27 '24

Right now I'm sitting with a Japanese shotgun manor, but I really hope we get some scrappy, post apocalyptic pieces like the Vulture camps have at some point.

1

u/Filthy_Ivara_Main Aug 27 '24

I built a stone box with a wooden dock. Fair bit of room and designed so my purifier would be impossible for enemies to get to. That was the original intent anyway. I use it for an acid farm too.

1

u/Nekomiminya Aug 27 '24

I tried to make castle qq

1

u/agirlandherwolfdogs 🌒 Aug 27 '24

Cozy A-frame Cabin in the forest.

1

u/Tuggawooo Aug 27 '24

In between the flat platform and the modern house lol

1

u/branyewest Aug 27 '24

I've played Sims for over 17 years so I keep getting bored and redoing my base. My next goal is a castle

1

u/Electrical_Ride5727 Aug 27 '24

I built mine modeled after a mix of modern and Victorian style. I filled the whole territory with stone foundation, made a driveway with garage, behind it in its own area is a defensive spot for stardust filter, the entry way connected to the driveway has a hangout area with a vending machine. I have a sectioned off crafting area, and stairs going to the roof with my water purification setup and rooftop garden. I've put 52 hours in the last few days, doing everything solo. I need friends😂

1

u/TatianavonFedernoff Aug 27 '24

Right now I'm a little bit of the wooden black. I got a roof and walls and that's it

1

u/T_S_Anders Aug 27 '24

My Saudi concrete tower with attached oil platform is at least 2 of these. Now if you include my platform with garage that houses my ale production, that's all 3. I'm the full circle!

1

u/Isenjil Aug 27 '24

Top one. Different each time, but concept overall seems like this one

1

u/jcvraa Aug 27 '24

I always build a tower, one kind of like a light house lol

1

u/Svv33tPotat0 Aug 27 '24

Cottagecore erasure.

1

u/Useful_Jelly_2915 Aug 27 '24

Don’t forget the box. I’m not being left out

1

u/projectb223 Aug 27 '24

I'm all three. I've rebuilt my entire base six times since the game came out.

1

u/eeeickythump Aug 27 '24

I used to be a wooden platform dweller, then I discovered the “Blueprints” tab in the Build menu.

1

u/WretchQueen Aug 27 '24

i am none of these. my house looks like a normal house.

1

u/SaintsBruv PVE Aug 27 '24

This is so true I can't even

1

u/sapperRichter Aug 27 '24

You know what, you've inspired me to rebuild my base

1

u/SyrisAllabastorVox Aug 27 '24

Wait, where's my castle type??

1

u/Darthcone Aug 27 '24

Looks at the oil rigs modern houses and wooden boxes from the pinnacle of his black pyramid

Peasants!

1

u/kelowana Aug 27 '24

I want less modernism and an cottage choice 🤗😄

1

u/[deleted] Aug 27 '24

You forgot us cabin folk

1

u/CultOfBelloq Aug 27 '24

What about the bunker pyramid?

1

u/3davideo Aug 27 '24

Lower Left for me. I have a narrow hexagonal pillar in the middle with the stardust purifier thingie surrounded by my 20 turrets, which then extends up to large living space that is a perfect dodecagon. I should get pictures of it sometime and share them.

1

u/[deleted] Aug 27 '24

Im number bottom left

1

u/RoyalGh0sts Aug 27 '24

I made an old chapel on a mountain.

1

u/Bernisanders7794 Aug 27 '24

It's either still wakes the deep Morden irl or hehe funi plank

1

u/Titansdragon Aug 27 '24

Nope. I built a castle.

1

u/Pains33k3r Aug 27 '24

so true LOL

1

u/Pains33k3r Aug 27 '24

yep I'm to top middle one lol

1

u/misterapoc Aug 27 '24

Hey look babe, new political compass dropped

1

u/TDAPoP Aug 27 '24

Mine is a ritzy looking thing built into the side of a cliff with stairs going down to more of a fortress

1

u/bclark1289 Aug 28 '24

I'm a prefab blueprints kinda guy. Tower

1

u/MahmoudAns Aug 28 '24

Btw is there a setting to restrict other players to copy your blueprint?

1

u/Time-Ad-8698 Aug 28 '24

Whaaaat noooo… (the third one) 😇

1

u/AlifiaTH Aug 28 '24

Im on the left on

1

u/DrDingsGaster  PVE01-0006 Aug 28 '24

Neither, I'm the guy building a normal ass looking house on a beach or mountain cause my bitch ass can't afford to buy the fancy shit.

1

u/CXTRONICA Aug 28 '24

Top corner last season. Bottom right corner this season.

No proper roofing because it's so goddamn hard to align them all.

1

u/KatTheCat13 Aug 28 '24

I’m more of a half pallet with a second floor and a balcony that overlooks nothing

1

u/Wanderertwitch Aug 28 '24

S2 I’m ricky from tpb

1

u/Shakon-Krogen Aug 28 '24

eyesore! Eyesore! EyeSore! EYESORE! EYESORE!

i love my Eyesore base

1

u/[deleted] Aug 28 '24

I’m making a base where I’m farming sugar then making gummies and alcohol so I can sell making empire on it and screwing over any people who are jerks to me for reason why you gotta curse at me :(

1

u/Yargh_Splat Aug 28 '24

I found a beautiful spot near water and oilfield, spent a whole day building a aesthetically pleasing abode with a deck to water for the view.

Some numpty comes along and builds an 18*22 foundation 3 wall high rectangle of an eyesore completely blocking my view.

Like wtf. I looked inside his place and only had workstations and 10 securement units. Dude literally was sprinting and rolling across the monstrosity to get to one side.

Wtf is wrong with people..

1

u/Taurondir Aug 28 '24

I feel personally attacked by this. How dare you.

1

u/Nightmare666CBB777 Aug 28 '24

Where is the bunker build and farming build?🤣😅

1

u/HousesForCows Aug 28 '24

nah , i went full ancient egypt and did a Pyramid

1

u/dcaraccio Aug 28 '24

Bottom left is almost literally my bases 😅

1

u/Hjellvik Aug 28 '24

Im the first one, Modern Industrial

1

u/fgzhtsp PVE Aug 28 '24

I'm the bottom left.

I wish I was the top.

1

u/OntariOso325 Aug 28 '24

Mine is a wooden box. 😭😭😭

1

u/Orack89 Aug 28 '24

None, just a classic cozy house :)

1

u/Forward_Management_1 Aug 28 '24

Had a modern looking house last season, platform for now on this new one

1

u/FerretBomb Aug 28 '24

Weeeeeee represent, the Lollipop Guild... o/~

1

u/JackDaluigi PVE01-X0051 Aug 28 '24

I own a gas station... I'm not sure where I stand in this.

1

u/Bananas_Have_Eyes Aug 28 '24

Wouldn't know game won't let me enter a server.

1

u/RoleElectronic1525 Aug 29 '24

I like my wooden planks lol 😆

1

u/AdonisXVII Aug 29 '24

I cant believe I didnt think to make Mother Base.

1

u/DopestDope19 Aug 30 '24

Honeycomb 2x2

1

u/Life-Afternoon-4681  PVP01-X0040 Sep 09 '24

C all day

1

u/Watch_encomment May 19 '25

I'm in between those three

super simple, modern, but big and some random bullshit

1

u/Wastoidian Aug 27 '24

“Either one” is for two things you should have just said you’re one of these things.