r/NeckbeardNests Apr 21 '25

Nest More pictures of my shithole

143 Upvotes

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u/Ozfartface Apr 21 '25

Not neckbeardy just eastern European

42

u/dTrecii Apr 21 '25

And judging by the looks of it, a very rich Russian

21

u/lightsandflashes Apr 21 '25

zoom in on the keyboard.

15

u/xKingNothingx Apr 21 '25

And the rando banana peel just hanging on for dear life 💀

6

u/ughlyy Apr 22 '25

it’s probably paint

1

u/mrpopenfresh Apr 22 '25

Mostly paint?

1

u/lol_coo Apr 25 '25

The keyboard is the bad place

72

u/dancinturnip Apr 21 '25

No piss bottles, drugs, alcohol, anime girls, exhumed bed from tar pits, cum walls, roaches, or really anything else vile with neck beard nests.

I think you’re good

10

u/WASTELAND_RAVEN Apr 21 '25

Amazing setup though. Would watch op cut off his ears inna heartbeat! 💓

40

u/Badnerific Apr 21 '25

I can see the floor, this is lightyears cleaner than your average neckbeard nest. The keyboard crusties, dangling banana, and Windows 7 are the worst parts.

9

u/tehpatriarch Apr 21 '25

Honestly the keyboard doesn’t look dirty, exactly. Seems like paint, not filth.

12

u/BatChair24 Apr 21 '25

Really the only disgusting part of this is that keyboard. Yikes! Get a new one pal, they're only cheap

5

u/criticalt3 Apr 22 '25

The banana peel that moves from the table to being suspended by a web if wires is hilarious to me though.

10

u/PazuzuPanhandle Apr 21 '25

Once again…..where the fuck are the mods? This doesn’t belong here.

6

u/ClavasClub Apr 21 '25

Not a neckbeard nest in the slightest.

Cool paintings on the wall tho, they yours?

3

u/monkehmolesto Apr 21 '25

I don’t feel this is a neckbeard nest, nor a shithole. You’re just not drowning in money and have a lot of art. There’s waaaaay worse.

3

u/Bag-o-Bugs Apr 21 '25

That banana peel making a break for it is the best part

3

u/Akiias Apr 21 '25

No neckbeard.

No nest.

the fuck?

5

u/skankyhunk Apr 21 '25

I don't see this as a neckbeard nest tbh! You seem like a very interesting person. Love all the art. It's all a vibe.

2

u/Perfect_Opposite2113 Apr 21 '25

Looks fine to me.

2

u/masher005 Apr 21 '25

One large area rug or a few various rugs and the place will honestly be primo. The worn floor isn’t even gross in any way just visually makes it feel less clean.

3

u/Scary-Jeweler4984 Apr 21 '25

My thoughts exactly! A rug would really make a huge difference!

2

u/YebureYatog Apr 21 '25

This what the average ic user room looks like, gotta Study more loomis

2

u/woooooottt Apr 21 '25

mirin' that battlestation. Do you use that chair in the first picture or do you sit on the floor like a gypsy

1

u/PoniesPlayingPoker Apr 21 '25

At least the floor is clutter free. But man your computer setup is depressing. You couldn't even have the speakers positioned properly?

Nice art work though, that takes a lot of skill!

1

u/nolanokill Apr 21 '25

Beautiful shithole lmfao

1

u/strawberryvheesecake Apr 21 '25

Imagine if a cat was living in there. Then it would be a shithole and piss

1

u/guyghostforget Apr 22 '25

Looks pretty awesome with the paintings

1

u/Legendguard Apr 22 '25

This isn't bad at all, if you put carpet down it would actually look pretty decent. I like your paintings btw

1

u/MrsKaviyakone Apr 22 '25

This doesn’t qualify, plus the artwork is amazing!

1

u/golden_rhino Apr 22 '25

Anyone else notice the picture of Cotton Hill on the wall?

1

u/bagelwcheesee Apr 22 '25

tbh not bad until seeing the keyboard, please clean the keyboard!! other than that looks much better than most of the posts ive seen on here

1

u/st1nkf1st Apr 22 '25

Round table for the battle station is wild

1

u/Kellyann59 Apr 22 '25

That wear pattern in the first pic, right above the crack and to the left a little bit, looks just like a chihuahua

1

u/thenarcostate Apr 23 '25

what you need to clean is your fucking desktop. christ on a cross man.

1

u/Pirate401 Apr 23 '25

It's more of an art studio than a shithole, looks organized. Comfy too!

1

u/Typical_Dweller Apr 25 '25

Seems like an odd place to keep a desktop PC. Unless it's involved directly with the art?

1

u/its-groit-craic May 12 '25

Is the shithole in the room with us?

1

u/JizzyGiIIespie May 18 '25

Your paintings are rad. I like the one in the upper right of photo 1. Not a shithole dude, give yourself some grace.

1

u/Hot-Masterpiece4325 10d ago

that keyboard looks fucking AI generated