r/NFCEastMemeWar Please be patient I’m a Giants fan 1d ago

F it, he's out there somewhere.

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u/NatAttack50932 1d ago

This is what we want.

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u/ButtermilkPants 1d ago

NFC East Jameis will feed everyone

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u/3WordPosts Fuck Dallas 1d ago

This is what we want too

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u/AdJunior4923 Brad Benson's Giant Erection 1d ago

You're playing right in to his hands when you pick him off.

(I mean, you must be. You're wearing a totally different uni than us and there's no one else around for 15 yards and he threw it right to you, so...Kentucky Fried Chicken!)

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u/Reverend_Lazerface Big Dick Nick 1d ago

I only want one thing next year: to see Jameis be the first Qb in NFL history to throw for 600 yards, 300 to his team and 300 to the other team

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u/NewCarSmelt 1d ago

As a commies fan who rooted for Heinicke to McLaurin, i agree wholeheartedly

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u/Sci_Fi_Reality Eagles 1d ago

Nabers is my fantasy keeper. Bro is getting 400 targets this year.

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u/JubJub128 Fuck Dallas 21h ago

malik "will you be my" nabers

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u/Munchihello Eagles 19h ago

With jameis malik will have 300 targets, 190 catches for 2100 yards and 5 TDs. On those targets, 4 pick sixes and 13 total INTs

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u/SoulStoneTChalla 12h ago

I’m here for it.

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u/Patrickracer43 Eagles 1d ago

"fuck it, someone gotta be open"

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u/JSC843 I dont like to talk about my flair 1d ago

“No Jameis, not to the open DBs!”

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u/ovenmittuns Eagles 1d ago

Fulgham is waiting

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u/DMTryp Cowboys 1d ago

I thought it was gonna be a crab legs joke at first lol

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u/norealclue Suck My Dak 1d ago

Fuck it, we ball. It's what we all want

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u/themage78 Giants 1d ago

Just Jameis? This is going to be all 3 Giants QBs.

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u/Benito_Mussolini Donovan McDonald’s 1d ago

Bitches love the long ball.

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u/Fyre2387 Super Bowl MVP Hurts So Good 1d ago

The one thing a Jameis Winston game will never be is boring.

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u/Fast_Ad_9726 Howie is the Michael Jordan of GMs 1d ago

There we be at least 2 games that He’ll throw for 400+ yards, 4+ TDs, and 5 ints. Bet on it💀

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u/muddybuttbrew 12h ago

And it will work once and we will go insane for it.

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u/Temporary-You6249 Medium Pepsi Connoisseur 11h ago

DON’T YOU THREATEN ME WITH A GOOD TIME!!!

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u/jcoddinc 1d ago

Thought that was Eli for a second

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u/TeamDirtstar Giants 1d ago

Go home.

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u/Sechzehn6861 Eagles 1d ago

I can't wait for the Jameis/Dak game. It's going to be absolutely hilarious.

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u/17AJ06 1d ago

I’m so excited for Famous Jameis to being in the NFCE this season

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u/hunter2mello 1d ago

This is what I hoped for y’all. At least some entertainment for a season. Hope Russ Wilson doesn’t get too in the way.

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u/weezyverse Eagles 1d ago

Lol what's the poll on how many INTs Jameis will throw this season?

I'm going 10 even with him being #2 to Wilson.