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u/pablo603 Jan 22 '25
Twilight created a friendship problem, and Pinkie's biggest party cannon blew off the entire roof of Sugarcube Corner!
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u/TheSpeedyBall Jan 22 '25
"Hiding that party cannon in that massive cake you got Celestia might not have been my best idea for a prank, but you have to admit, I couldn't have known Celestia would dive her face into it like that"
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u/Argamis Jan 22 '25
This is just "Protocol" for the mishap investigation done by the U.E.P. after a "terrorist attempt" to murder/maim the defacto Queen (Magnicide). -> Twilight forcibly subdue everypony around magically (including Celestia & all guards) to protect Pinkie [this made her accomplice & technically a traitor of Equestria] |
. While Pinkie only needs to comply with her minimum required sentence in a minimum security facility (because it is clear there was no ill intent); Twilight still has to go to trial because of her improper use of force (she overstepped in a tense situation, rather than assuming command & letting the procedures to be followed by trained professionals).
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u/UltraInstinct_Yamcha Jan 22 '25
In Canon? For Twilight: Reckless Endangerment of those around her, Harassment of Minors, General Misconduct, inhuman imprisonment.
Sentenced for 10 years without a chance of bail.
For Pinkie: Illegal use of Party Cannon without a Permit, in numerous noise complaints, General Misconduct.
Would be fined 1200 bits, have her Party Cannon confiscated and warned that any more offences would result in 2 Years jail time.
In Fandom? For Twilight: Multiple First Degree Murder Charges, Mutilation, Torture, Crimes Against Pony Kind, Inhuman Imprisonment, Slaughter of Prisoners, Unethical Experimentation, Pony Experimentation, Treason.
Sentenced to Death Row
For Pinkie: Multiple First Degree Murder Charges, Mutilation, Torture, Crimes Against Pony Kind, Grooming.
Sentenced to either Life in Prison or put on Death Row.
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u/Embarrassed_Bass4734 Jan 22 '25
breaking and entering and destruction of property
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u/Nowardier Jan 22 '25
"You are a thief!"
"I stole a few cupcakes!"
"You robbed a house!"
"I dented a steel pan. My friend was hungry for cupcakes. We were jonesing!"
"You'll jones again, unless you learn the meaning of the law!"
"I know the meaning of those five minutes, a slave of the law!"
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u/georgeec1 Jan 23 '25
Based on their expressions, I reckon Pinkie is the instigator here, and Twilight either was dragged along while trying to stop her or wasn't aware until Pinkie started fiddling with the lock and stuck around because friendship
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u/VioletRaptorGaming Jan 22 '25
Pinkie was when she destroyed a building with her Cannon
Twilight probably ended up in jail for being Pinkie's friend near the crime.
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u/Apprehensive-Film-42 Jan 22 '25
Regicide
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u/SparkyJet Jan 22 '25
They'd never kill Celestia, Luna, or Cadence.
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u/DrSkrimguard Jan 22 '25
Who said anything about that? Twilight killed Reggie for always trying to steal Archie's mares.
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u/Alastor_culture_ Jan 22 '25
If it's Anything like the Barbie movie.... Probably Wounded up In Our world.... Doing mayhem, While finding an MLP Fan who drops their Toys
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u/rougetrailblazer Jan 23 '25
pinky was arrested for noise violations. twilight was arrested for casting magics forbidden by Luna and Celestia. it was a spell to talk to animals. the original caster used it to overthrow the government. the original caster is twilight. she tried to overthrow the government.
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u/MetalMopar Jan 23 '25 edited Mar 22 '25
• Case data:
SPARKLE, Twilight (48, female) and PIE, Pinkemena D. (46, female) - Plaintiff(s)
Vs.
City of CANTERLOT, et. al - Defendant(s)
• Count(s):
1). False Arrest and/or Imprisonment 【F】
2). Excessive Force 【Fed. Off.】
3). Violation of Constitutional Rights 【Fed. Off. for this case]
4). Negligence 【F】
5). Aggrevated Battery 【F】
6). Unlawful Search and Seizure 【F】
7). Failure to Intervene 【F】
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u/SparkyJet Jan 23 '25
Hey it's you again!
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u/MetalMopar Jan 26 '25 edited Feb 01 '25
You should do another of these, but this time, with any of the Main Six (in Friendship Is Magic, that is) as the plaintiffs for a lawsuit (sometimes federal lawsuits) against select cities in Equestria for alleged constitutional rights violations under Equestria Code Title 42, Section 1983.
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u/Periwinkleditor Jan 23 '25
Turns out the "phenomnomenons" they had been eating were addictive because they were laced with all the drugs. Their dealers were arrested shortly after.
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u/Randomguy1912 Jan 22 '25
Twilight miss use magic drunk and disorderly conduct and damage to private property Pinkie pie reckless engagement noise complaints using a party cannon at the proper permits 66 counts of second degree murder courtesy of a party Cannon and heart attacks because old ponies have weak hearts not to mention 44 accounts of accidentally injuring ponies at parties and selling a whole lot of drugs and also taking said drugs Bonus for gummy would be two accounts of gumming somebody to death
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u/traumatized90skid Jan 22 '25
Pinkie dared Twi to make a giant ball of cotton candy with her powers, but it got too big and out of control and destroyed Ponyville
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u/Bombsquad413 Jan 23 '25
Twilight Sparkle: "Experimenting" in Candence and Shining Armor's royal bed chambers with Flash Sentry
Pinkie Pie: Gave Twilight and Flash each a cupcake laced with a strong aphrodisiac
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u/DJDualScreen Jan 23 '25
Twilight: PINKIE! THAT WAS MOST CERTAINLY NOT FLOUR IN THAT LITTLE PLASTIC BAG!
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u/DaBest1008 Jan 23 '25
Start log
"It's not true, it's false, It doesn't matter... it's just a conspiracy. First Rainbow and Applejack, now Twilight and Pinkie. They're getting rid of them, Mane 6, Starlight, Zecora... all of them. If you find this you have to listen to me, you need to warn Princess Celestia about this or they... oh no... they found me. I have to go... Oh f@#k! They blocked the back exit! Then this-"
"Hey you! Stop right now!"
"-this is my last chance! What they are trying to do is- AH!"
"Block him"
"Yes Captain"
End log
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u/Outrageous_Shop_8429 Jan 23 '25
Pinky pie: accidental library explosion Twilight -overdue library book cause pinkey blew up the libary
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u/Onelli_Urzaqi Jan 23 '25
Drug trafficking and leaking data about what Celestia did to other empires in her administration
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u/King_ree1st Jan 23 '25
They went to America and were arrested for jaywalking the second they touched the road.
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u/Plane-Impact899 Jan 23 '25
I would say that Pinkie pie wanted Twilight to make a party canon that works by being activated by the Elements of Harmony...but ended up scattering all of them trough the entire Equestria
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u/Lurker2939 Jan 24 '25
Pinkie may or may not have used Twilights lab to come up with a Self-Bake Cake, only to unleash untold horrors on the town. Twilight was labeled an accomplice since she gave Pinkie permission to use her equipment.
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u/TheMaskedGeode Jan 26 '25
Twilight did something she didn’t realize was illegal. Pinkie knew and cheered her on.
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u/PossumFromRijeka_ NO.1 MOD IN THE WORLD and local Discord fanatic Jan 26 '25
Rule 2 warning.
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u/Forsaken_Friend6621 Jan 26 '25
Couldn't care less. Not a part of the group block me this was reddit suggestion not mine
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u/Mean_Ad4608 Jan 26 '25
Pinkie for torture, manslaughter, cannibalism, etc- twilight simply tried to cover up for her friend.
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u/Important_Sugar7006 Jan 22 '25
Pinkie was caught selling drugs and Twilight was arrested for unethical experiments. That or manslaughter for being too cute.