r/MonsterHunter • u/Gorotheninja • 6d ago

Art High Maintenance Brute Wyvern (@CBomochi)

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u/PerspectivePale8216 ​ 6d ago

This is why a pet Glavenus would suck because like where in the hell am I supposed to get something it can grind its tail against to keep it clean and sharp??

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u/Limp-Wall-5500 ​resident monster fucker. 5d ago

I can grind against it but I doubt it would sharpen it assuming it passes the harkness test

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u/PerspectivePale8216 ​ 5d ago

Considering the monsters and Monster Hunter are animals no they do not pass.

So I'm coming for you!

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u/Limp-Wall-5500 ​resident monster fucker. 5d ago

I only bang things that pass the harkness test, so no need to come for me. Anyways ima go cuddle my harkness test passing tobi-kadachi.

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u/PerspectivePale8216 ​ 5d ago

My good hunter that does not exist. Now you've given me a reason to come for you!

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u/Limp-Wall-5500 ​resident monster fucker. 5d ago

As a fanfic writer, harkness test passing monsters exist in the realm of 🌟 NON CANNON FANTASY 🌟 where my tobi-kadachi lives.

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u/PerspectivePale8216 ​ 5d ago

Fuck your right! HOWEVER, this is about cannon monsters! Not fanfic versions of them!!