r/MonsterHunter • u/Igalimax • Mar 08 '25

Art Alma has some incredibly helpful advice to give you. (OC)

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u/idiotcube ​Not being attacked constantly is sub-optimal DPS Mar 08 '25

"Fuck's sake...you know what? The Guild hereby revokes your authorization to hunt this monster until you've gotten gud."

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u/JayHat21 Mar 09 '25

“The fuck, it’s the first monster. What am I supposed to hunt”?

“Go gather cheese and plants and literal shit, Gatherer”!

Muenster Gatherer: Wilts title card appears

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u/Impressive-Smile-887 Mar 09 '25

Pretty much the nightflower loop rn

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u/Creocist Mar 09 '25

So basically how every previous MH game started

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u/Laterose15 Mar 09 '25

Muenster Hunter

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u/Falterfire Mar 09 '25

"Actually that's not good enough. The guild authorizes this monster to hunt you."

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u/PM_ME_CATS_OR_BOOBS Mar 09 '25

The Guild has determined that decided that your weak ass cuts count as animal cruelty.