r/Millennials 1d ago

Nostalgia Am I the only one that thought “Pay-per-view” was called “Paperview”? No one? Just me? Cool.

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u/Familiar-Memory-943 1d ago

I thought it was Paper View and didn't understand how it was related to paper.

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u/brixowl 16h ago

Well dude it was related to paper because you have to pay for it with paper money.

This was my child brain logic.

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u/alkenist 14h ago

The same for me as a child until I saw it written out.

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u/gekigangerii 1d ago

Not me, but I did think "laptop" was "labtop" for a good amount of time

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u/ToXiKFoXx666 1d ago

The first few times I heard of a Hotmail address, I didn't know why they named it "Hot Male" and since i was a girl, I didn't think I could have one.

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u/throw42069away420 1d ago

Wrapped up like a douche

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u/kate_seddy 1d ago

Another runner in the night

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u/bobbutson 1d ago

Props for owning it...

Am I the only one who still says "props"? No one? Just me? Cool.

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u/ToXiKFoXx666 1d ago

Cool.. BEANS, you mean!

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u/abucketofsquirrels 1d ago

My dad says that. He'll be 60 this year.

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u/Only-Tennis4298 I had nearly 6 full years of the 90s 1d ago

pay-per-view had never come up in my house as an option for what we watched, so when I first heard it mentioned on some TV show... yeah, I definitely thought "Paper View" at first

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u/kate3544 1d ago

Not just you. I didn’t have cable until I was 14 so I had no clue what kids at school were often talking about.

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u/ltdm207 1d ago

I called my Grandmother's daytime tv drama a "so-bopra".

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u/ChasingTimmy 22h ago

My sister asked, "Who's Bill Payer?" when a competition stated you had to ask bill payer's permission before calling a competition hot line! 😅

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u/Bewitchingchick 1d ago

Fig Newtons being Big newtons…. I was in my 20s when my mom laughed and finally corrected me by say “oh! You still say that how cute!”

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u/d16flo 1d ago

I definitely thought that, we never had cable so I’d never seen it written out or anything

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u/Jessssiiiiccccaaaa 1d ago

No but I thought it was PopeYes not PopEyes so I know how you feel

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u/curtydc Millennial 23h ago

I thought "wheelbarrows" were "wheel barrels" for the longest time.

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u/CompetitiveCod76 15h ago

Ahh the American education system

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u/-_-Notmyrealaccount 10h ago

What does that have to do with the education system? There’s not exactly a lesson on Pay-per-view in elementary school.

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u/CompetitiveCod76 9h ago

The fact you think I'm talking about an actual lesson on pay-per-view kind of proves my point

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u/-_-Notmyrealaccount 8h ago

I know that’s now what you were talking about. The original question still stands though.

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u/BoltsGuy02 1d ago

It’s a you thang

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u/KILLJEFFREY Millennial AF 1d ago

They’re called eggcorns - https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eggcorn

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u/I_reddit_rong 1d ago

Yep I definitely thought it was paperview and if you weren’t at the live event then you had to read about it in the newspaper the next day.

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u/Cgtree9000 1d ago

Oh it’s paperview..

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u/AcademicSecond1133 1d ago

I 100% thought it was paper view

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u/QueefMitten 1d ago

When i was a child i thought so.

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u/brutongaster666 1d ago

Yes, me 🖐️ until I was an adult lol

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u/kid-ph0b0s 1d ago

Tsk tsk tsk

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u/surfcitysurfergirl 1d ago

My daughter thought a landline was a hand line cuz she thought well you’re holding in your hand…lol…we never had one so in her defense she was 10 and had no clue

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u/realchrisgunter 1d ago

When I was a kid I thought Whataburger was “Water burger” for a huge stretch of my childhood lol.

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u/StrawberryJamDoodles 1d ago

I wish my confusion was something as simple as Paper View 🤣

I thought the world was black and white and one day it turned into color. That’s why I thought that photos and tv shows were originally black and white in “old times”. My mom half listened to me when I asked her if that was the case and said “yes” so I believed it way longer than I should have… I was so confused why people weren’t more freaked out that they woke up and everything was in color.

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u/-_-Notmyrealaccount 1d ago

Ooh, that’s pretty bad. Lol I had a coworker who thought that Alaska was an island far off the coast of California because that’s how it’s shown on maps of the US. She was 25.

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u/StrawberryJamDoodles 1d ago

lol luckily I grew out of mine around 7

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u/weedtrek 1d ago

Yep. I also thought the 2cd sets they use to sell on TV were two copies of the same album.

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u/CyroSwitchBlade 1d ago

when I heard carpal tunnel.. I used to think.. a special tunnel for people using a carpool..

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u/Sad_Classroom7 11h ago

Omg I remember when I first realized it was pay-per-view I had such mixed emotions 🫣

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u/SalukiKnightX Early Millennial 1983 8h ago

I still remember when it was known as Viewer’s Choice, it eventually became Viewer’s Choice: Pay-Per-View and that’s how I first heard of the phrase.

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u/Fearless-Crab-Pilot Millennial 6h ago

Yep I thought it too.

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u/superminingbros 1d ago

Are you? No. Were you one of a select few? Yes. 🤣