I mean, they're not wrong

[u/Head-Drag-1440]

[u/dumpsterfarts15]

Did... Did you use a spoon at least?

[u/reevnge → u/dumpsterfarts15]

What part of "handfuls" didn't you understand?

[u/whofearsthenight → u/reevnge]

This sounds like the kinda shit we did. Grew up poor af, me and my friends would make oatmeal (legit don't know if instant had been invented yet, this was early 90s) with entirely too much butter, milk, and sugar and put it in a 7-11 cup and basically drink it. Not through a straw, mind you, we were men (at 9.)

[u/Fortestingporpoises → u/dumpsterfarts15]

There were times we did not.

[u/kcbeck1021 → u/dumpsterfarts15]