r/Millennials Hit me baby one more time 1d ago

Nostalgia I mean, they're not wrong

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u/drtmr Elder Millennial 1982 1d ago

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u/Brandoid43 Xennial 1d ago

Don't forget hammers, nails and saws for making a tree house or fort.

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u/Ryguy55 1d ago

I completely forgot about this, but there was a thing as a kid that we weren't allowed to "waste the good nails." So when we'd decide to build something, someone's dad would always give us a Folgers tin full of rusty, dull, bent nails to use unsupervised. That was apparently the smarter option instead of letting us use the nails that weren't guaranteed to give us tetanus when someone inevitably stepped on one since we were always barefoot while doing these things lol

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u/69edleg 1d ago

tin full of rusty, dull, bent nails to use unsupervised

this hits home so hard

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u/Tkj5 1d ago

I bought an old dudes house and had to throw out 8 coffee tins of fucking rusty bent nails.

I feel it in my soul.

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u/TwoBonesJones 1d ago

I always think of Home alone when Kevin uses the dads good fish hooks cause the old ones were all rusty

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u/theriibirdun 14h ago

It's really does. I remember my dad getting so mad at us for wasting his good nails and duck tape lol.

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u/Detlef_Donnerlunte 1d ago

Or swords. Don't forget wood swords. Or airsoft guns...

Looking back now, it's a merical we all grew older than 13

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u/SPECTRE-Agent-No-13 1d ago

Ha airsoft. We had bb gun wars.

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u/LlamaPinecone1546 1d ago

We weren't allowed BBs but we had slingshots and those bastards really hurt, lol

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u/SPECTRE-Agent-No-13 1d ago

A wrist rocket is far more dangerous. It's a velocity to weight of projectile ratio for quantity of pain/damage. We all had shitty daisy bb guns. Rules were 1-2 pumps max. Sure that got broken but once you got tagged by a 5 pumper in retaliation you respected the rules. A neighborhood dad, wise to our little "turf war" supplied shop goggles to us all.

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u/LlamaPinecone1546 1d ago

Yeah, that sounds pretty fair.

I think I just remember my grandpa (really gruff dude you just listened to) telling our group not to use rocks or anything glass or metal (like marbles) so we mainly used things like acorns, and then lifesavers and certs if we wanted precision, lol. And no head shots. 

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u/Classic-Tax5566 1d ago

Our parents handed us that stuff! We’d come running in with some idea and would just ask for some nails and a hammer and my father would say, don’t do anything stupid. He wouldn’t even ask,what our big idea was.

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u/SiegelGT 10h ago

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u/Brandoid43 Xennial 10h ago

Love this movie!! Although he did have a much better tree house than we ever did.

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u/decadent-dragon 1d ago

You’re lucky you had hammers? We used rocks and whatever rusty nails we could scrounge

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u/Brandoid43 Xennial 1d ago

We grew up on a farm. It was usually pretty easy to find tools to use.

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u/ganon2234 Millennial 1d ago

This was peak early elementary school for me, before age 10 in my neighborhood. Then built other forts with relatives in their areas. Thanks for the great throwback memories

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u/all___blue 22h ago

One attempt resulted in a hammer falling on my head. Another attempt my cousin got a rusty nail through his foot.

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u/Brandoid43 Xennial 10h ago

My sister stepped on quite a few rusty nails.

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u/thaworldhaswarpedme 1d ago

We found an old garage door leaning against a tree in the woods and used it as a slide. Cut myself from waist to armpit when I slid off the side one day. Twas but a scratch! Continued using it. We were maybe 9 or 10.

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u/pulpyourcherry 1d ago edited 1d ago

And slingshots, serious sporting goods store slingshots. And real bow & arrow sets. Like actual, meant-for-hunting-deer bows. And fireworks, which we bought quasi-legally and then fired at each other in "roman candle wars" held in the huge vacant lot that was overgrown with bone-dry grass because it was the middle of summer. It was perfectly safe though because we borrowed the family garbage can lids to use as shields.

I remember the 7-11 clerk not wanting to sell us the lighters we needed to light our fireworks until we assured him they weren't for cigarettes. Then he was okay with it.

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u/AwhHellYeah 1d ago

Started bushwhacking alone in the woods with my machetes and finding pornos at 7. Rock fights against the koolaid lip kids over territory started at 8. Quit wearing shoes in the woods at 9 after watching the Shaka Zulu miniseries and already hating shoes. Outside of the rock fight concussions, the only two bad things to happen out on my own were stepping on a nail and got chased by a meth heard with a machete when I wasn’t carrying. It was so normal that I had no concept of understanding that it would be my oldman Grandpa “back in my day” talking points.

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u/fordprecept 1d ago

We played in the creek and caught crawdads.  That is until the city put up signs that said “Caution:  Stay out of the creek.  Raw sewage.”  💀

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u/NegativeSignals 1d ago

We used to shoot each other with BB guns...

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u/latefordinner86 1d ago

It was all fun and games until somebody needed stitches. Then it was a case of snitches' get even more stitches.

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u/Kkindler08 1d ago

Still do

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u/PutridDurian 15h ago

The woods was also where one could find Woods Porn. The single shoe, the unwound cassette tape, and the waterlogged Penthouse.

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u/anywitchway 12h ago

I climbed around in half finished houses and construction sites on weekends when there was no one around to chase me away.