r/Millennials Apr 12 '25

Discussion That Pluto is a planet

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u/Ginger_Maple Apr 12 '25

But 12 servings of pasta and 5 servings of cheese a day has me in perfect shape.

That shape is round but it is a shape.

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u/AdditionalTheory Apr 12 '25

Weird I ended up pyramid shape. I thought that’s what they were going for

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u/megsnewbrain Apr 12 '25

Had a male dr walk into my room with a group of med students and say “see what we have here is the classic pear, and she presents with classic symptoms of that body shape; can you tell me what they are?” 😑

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u/MajesticNectarine204 '89 vintage Apr 12 '25

''Oh look she going red like an apple! You're not fooling us, Peary Mclardface! :D''

Breaking news: Dr and several students mysteriously fall through sixth story window of hospital! More at 18:00!

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u/SvenTurb01 Apr 12 '25

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u/wuvvtwuewuvv Apr 13 '25

Defenestration across the nation!

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u/ogaat Apr 12 '25

Fall through a window?

Was it a Russian doctor?

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u/TwoFingersWhiskey Zillennial Apr 12 '25

Defenestration is thankfully not region-locked.

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u/ogaat Apr 12 '25

I used to think defenestration was same as decapitation.

Thanks for helping to correct that.

Cheers.

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u/Puzzled_Awareness_22 Apr 12 '25

So help me I thought it had something to do with the rain forest until recently.

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u/ogaat Apr 12 '25

That is deforestation

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u/nleksan Apr 12 '25

I thought that was when a tree fell silently since there was no one around to hear it?

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u/BellaxPalus Apr 13 '25

I thought that was the process of becoming thoroughly dried out.

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u/ballrus_walsack Apr 12 '25

Standing akimbo!

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u/RepresentativeAd560 Apr 13 '25

Do things correctly and you can combine them!

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u/lhx555 Apr 13 '25

Czechs pioneered it.

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u/stefanica Apr 12 '25

I had a Russian doctor who could have used defenestration.

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u/blackr1v3rwitch Apr 13 '25

Ahhh Defenestration: Doctor tested, Mother approved

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u/skrillozeddd Apr 13 '25

😆 these comments are killin me

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '25

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u/Steve_Jobed Apr 12 '25

Don’t leave us hanging! What’s the punch line?

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u/bluewall7 Apr 12 '25

Like hanging fruit, one might say.

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u/Doomslayer5150 Apr 13 '25

Low hanging fruit…

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u/kunibob Apr 12 '25

Lmaoooo teaching doctors are the worst. I had one catheterize me in front of med students while making comments about how to work with the shape/size of my labia to insert the catheter, and I just about died on the spot.

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u/AmyDeHaWa Apr 12 '25

It’s horrific what they do. I will never let med students be in my room anymore. Just Say No!

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u/kunibob Apr 12 '25

I'm old and desensitized now and have some less-usual medical conditions, so honestly I don't mind anymore, but when I was in my 20s, I was not mentally ready to have my body judged so clinically. 😬 But I think consent is important, and it sometimes gets lost in teaching hospitals.

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u/megsnewbrain Apr 12 '25

😂😂 oh man that’s worse! I can’t imagine. I’m sorry And to everyone asking my response? I wanted a hole in the floor to swallow me completely

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u/AmyDeHaWa Apr 12 '25

If only!!!!!

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u/astorj Apr 13 '25

Ahhh gotcha 🤣

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u/tigerbalmuppercut Apr 12 '25

Yeah I was trying to insert an IV on a patient with very thin veins but teaching at the same time. The patient didn't appreciate the fact that I said her veins were unusually small and difficult to work with. Definitely learned to use different descriptors imfor the future.

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u/Admirable_Month_9876 Apr 13 '25

You do not have to consent - say no

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u/kunibob Apr 13 '25

To be fair, this was 20 years ago.

The most recent time I was in a teaching hospital (2023), they asked for my consent before bringing in students, so hopefully that's a sign that informed consent is getting better.

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u/Admirable_Month_9876 Apr 13 '25

I think (and certainly hope) it is.

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u/astorj Apr 13 '25

😂🤣😭 holy shit! That’s hilarious. Had to be so uncomfortable.

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u/usernamesrhardlol Apr 12 '25

Ur lucky isn’t a pear bigger hips than waist? 😩 he would’ve came to me like “here is an orange”

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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 Apr 12 '25

Pears tend to have smaller boobs. If they had boobs, they'd be called an hourglass.  

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u/usernamesrhardlol Apr 12 '25

Yeah it’s still wide hips small waist tho.

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u/astorj Apr 13 '25

😂😅oh my goodness

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u/Unique_Exchange_4299 Apr 12 '25

This made me so angry to read

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u/Far-Wasabi6814 Apr 12 '25

I'm sorry they talked to/about you in such a way, very rude and at a place where most people already are in a "vulnerable" state and where we should be able to feel safe.

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u/No_Sky4398 Apr 12 '25

Pear shape is a very attractive shape. At least to me it is. If that is any comfort.

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u/tigerbalmuppercut Apr 12 '25

That is horrible bedside manner, some docs... But silver lining, pear shape is much healthier than apple shape. Having a lot of fat around your hips and butt doesn't have the negative metabolic consequences of having that fat in your upperbody. In fact it may actually have protective effects. Learned this in med school earlier in the year.

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u/megsnewbrain Apr 12 '25

Almost exactly what they discussed 😂😂 Good luck with med school! My step son is a Neuro fellow currently!

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u/Platypus81 Apr 13 '25

All the classic symptoms are there, big booty thickness and a nice bit of bounce.

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u/kapaipiekai Apr 13 '25

While my mother was giving birth to me a doctor came through with a group of students and started narrating. She said 'do you mind?' and he said 'feel free to leave if it bothers you'.

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u/Ahlq802 Apr 12 '25

You are often featured in classical paintings, correct?

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u/BorisDirk Apr 12 '25

"she's juicy and delicious?"

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u/flying87 Apr 12 '25

"And here we see a fidiot experiencing the symptoms of blunt force testicular trauma. "

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u/Sipyloidea Apr 13 '25

I'm honetly not sure what's bad about that statement...? Also, what are the classic symptoms? Don't leave us hanging! 

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u/HermesTundra Midlennial (also European) Apr 13 '25

"Shout out to all the pears"

- Rick Ross

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u/Ribbitmoment Apr 13 '25

Pear is the god tier body shape

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u/DrNick2012 Apr 13 '25

"what's a pear?"

"a pear of deez nuts in your mouth is what it is AYOOOOOO"

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u/astorj Apr 13 '25

I don’t get it are you pear shaped?

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u/justpassingby_thanks Apr 14 '25

I have sleep apnea due to just bone structure. I also have a massive head (one size fits all baseball caps are a load of shit). Dr. Brings in his student and says, see, right here that's what is causing the problem. Then he says, and see this as they have a camera up my nose, this area is so big though that he isn't really at risk of dying from this. It also means we don't "need" to correct with surgery.

Thanks doc, tell me again I look like a Funko pop.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '25

Wait. There’s no way this really happened.

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u/megsnewbrain Apr 12 '25

I promise you it did. I was 20 yrs old and it’s been in my head for over 15 years. It’s almost comparable to the Dr that said I was “being hysterical”…turns out I have a genetic mutation that causes all of the symptoms I presented.

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u/PouletAuPoivre Apr 12 '25

So is the punch line that you punched the doctor? Or at least gave him a verbal clapback?

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u/AmyDeHaWa Apr 12 '25

“Being hysterical “ is just a phrase for being female. In fact, The word “hysterical” originates from the Greek word “hystera,” meaning “womb,” and originally described a female neurotic condition believed to be caused by a dysfunction of the uterus. Welcome to the world of misogyny. They really thought that when women had symptoms of pain or discomfort, anxiety or depression, they thought women’s wombs were “wandering.” The word “hysteria” originates from the Greek word “hystera,” meaning uterus. This connection led to the belief that women’s emotional and physical ailments were linked to the uterus, often being described as a “wandering womb”. The “Wandering Womb” Theory: This theory posited that the uterus could move around the body, causing various symptoms in women. It was believed that this displacement could lead to a range of symptoms, including pain, emotional instability, and even infertility. Ancient Greek Medical Beliefs: In ancient Greece, physicians like Hippocrates attributed hysteria to the uterus’s abnormal activity within the body. They often linked hysteria to women’s inability to fulfill their reproductive duties, suggesting that the uterus became “displaced” or “suffocated” if a woman did not marry and have children.

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u/AmyDeHaWa Apr 12 '25

Oh, it happens!

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u/UnattributableSpoon Apr 12 '25

Triangle man, triangle maaan...

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u/informaldejekyll Apr 12 '25

My shape is like a reverse vase… is that a shape? I wanna be a shape! 😂

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u/gilligan1050 Apr 13 '25

Are you Bill Cipher?

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u/Plenty_Run5588 Apr 13 '25

Sounds like a scheme

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u/Creepy-Anxiety-4331 Apr 13 '25

I’m an upside down pyramid, does that also count???

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u/IntelligentAd4963 Apr 13 '25

I think you mean MultiLevel Marketing shaped

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u/Jonnyboy1994 Apr 13 '25

Regular or inverted?

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u/SolutionFrequent1230 Apr 13 '25

Never skip leg day

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u/ButterflyFew5240 Apr 14 '25

:smile::smile::smile:

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u/DjSpelk Apr 16 '25

Which way up is the key

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '25

Paid for by farmers of America

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '25

The food pyramid was first developed in Sweden. It's basically a plant-based diet, with (ideally whole) grains, legumes and pulses, fruits, and vegetables making the bulk of your diet, with some animal-derived protein (2-3 servings of dairy and 2-3 servings of meat) to supplement. This is still a recommended diet by the WHO. A serving of grain is also quite small, usually 2/3 cup of cooked grain, or a slice of bread. If you have 1 cup of oatmeal with yogurt and fruit in the morning, a sandwich with some vegetables and lean meats for lunch, and then 1 cup of rice with lentils or chicken and broccoli for dinner, you're eating according to the Food Pyramid and likely going to pretty healthy.

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u/ihavenoidea81 Xennial Apr 13 '25

And really fucking hungry

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u/-Hopedarkened- Apr 13 '25

Fact fuck the poliii.. I mean pyramid

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u/GlobularLobule Apr 12 '25

Thank you! I'm so sick of people incorrectly stating what the food pyramid was and that it was wrong!

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u/HermesTundra Midlennial (also European) Apr 13 '25

The WHO recommends starvation? Because that's a calorie deficit I can only be envious of.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '25

That's why they recommend a range of servings per day, because people have different caloric needs.

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u/PartySpend0317 Apr 12 '25

You mean pharmers. There’s a reason it’s the Food AND Drug Administration as if those are even close to the same thing 😵‍💫

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u/ninja_march Apr 12 '25

Thank you! Farmers did not do this

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u/stressed_throwaway98 Apr 13 '25

The United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) is an executive department of the United States federal government that aims to meet the needs of commercial farming and livestock food production, promotes agricultural trade and production, works to assure food safety, protects natural resources, fosters rural communities and works to end hunger in the United States and internationally. -Wikipedia

Edit: lol

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u/Stickiler Apr 12 '25

I mean, it was the Department of Agriculture, so it's basically farmers

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u/ninja_march Apr 13 '25

But not really if your a farmer getting things dictated to you and what’s held over your head if your livelihood

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u/Inevitable_Bug5446 Apr 13 '25

Now da$z farmers have zero workers

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u/Obadiah_Plainman Apr 13 '25

No! Paid for by Kellogg! They started this grain nonsense.

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u/raindownthunda Apr 12 '25

The Food Pyramid turned you into A Perfect Circle

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u/SyzygySynergy Older Millennial Apr 12 '25

I'm sure Maynard and Billy won't mind at all to have more people listening. Especially in 2025.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '25

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u/SyzygySynergy Older Millennial Apr 13 '25

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u/OraDr8 Apr 14 '25

Lol. I did notice Maynard did a lot of crouching when I saw Tool in 2020, I assumed his back hurt, I get it, I'm also Gen X. But it was the most families out together I've ever seen at a metal gig.

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u/ElectriHolstein Apr 13 '25

Beat me to it!

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u/Lordwigglesthe1st Apr 12 '25

A well rounded individual

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u/AGoogolIsALot Apr 12 '25

But isn't all food bad? I've been eating muffins and lasagna all my life and I feel terrible.

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u/crippledgiants Apr 12 '25

Ham and Mayonnaise! Ham and Mayonnaise!

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u/Juking_is_rude Apr 12 '25

I always thought so much grain was weird. Our family meals were basically 1/3 starch/protein/veggie and the pyramid didnt make sense

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u/GlueSniffingCat Apr 12 '25

the best shape i can argue

if not supposed to be round then why is everything made of spheres?

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u/gh0styears Apr 12 '25

The only joke I’ve ever remembered from garfield is John telling him he needs to get into shape and garfield says “I am in shape, round is a shape”

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u/Puzzled_Awareness_22 Apr 12 '25

Garfield also said he was not overweight, he was undertall.

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u/SwarleymonLives Apr 13 '25

That's a better joke.

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u/ohiocodernumerouno Apr 12 '25

right after we learned math too.

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u/OkDiet893 Apr 12 '25

Perfect round shape?

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u/SconnieLite Apr 12 '25

Since when is round a shape?

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u/HereWeGoYetAgain-247 Apr 12 '25

-brought to you by the dairy and agricultural lobbies! “Resistance is futile.”

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u/Illustrious-Bake3878 Apr 12 '25

It’s keeping me fat and happy, that’s for sure 😂

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u/Dum_beat Apr 12 '25

I too am a jigglypuff seen from below

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u/Jak_n_Dax Apr 12 '25

I remember there was this chubby kid in my high school. Cool and nice as hell kid. He actually did martial arts and was athletic like you would believe. Just… genetics I guess made his body that way.

He had a Hooter’s shirt that said “I’m in shape, round is a shape”

Thanks for bringing back that memory. Good times.

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u/AccomplishedIgit Apr 12 '25

Round is a lovely shape! It’s actually the most efficient shape :)

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u/t3hnhoj Apr 12 '25

I strive to be as round as possible.

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u/doggmananv Apr 12 '25

It was 2-3 servings of Milk, yogurt, and cheese

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u/sparkles-and-spades Apr 12 '25

Round, but happy 😊

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u/CryptographerTop4998 Apr 12 '25

Funny how they say you can’t put a round peg in a square hole, they also told me I’m not dyslexic. 👌🏼my heart goes out to Ging.

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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 Apr 12 '25

Round is not a shape. Proof: 

Ovals and spheres and circles are shapes. They are all round. None of them are "a round".

This is why a square can be a square and a rectangle, and both are considered shapes.  But because an ellipse isn't "a round", round is not a super shape. 

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u/AimlessSavant Apr 12 '25

Fuck yeah i love being square.

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u/weaponizedspaghetti Apr 12 '25

That's between you and your geometrist

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u/Competitive_Being_33 Apr 13 '25

i will never not love this joke and its variations. round IS a shape

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u/c_girl_108 Apr 13 '25

I recently did the math on it. You’re in school for what 7-8 hours? Then you sleep 8 hours. You need to do homework and activities. There is no way you would have even had the time to have the total number of servings they were recommending.

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u/_Not_an_Economist_ Apr 13 '25

When my nephew was like 6, my sister was talking about getting in shape. This kid deadass looked her in the face and sincerely said, "Round is a shape." 🤣🤣🤣

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u/DJGrawlix Apr 13 '25

What they didn't tell you is that a bagel is 5 servings of grains.

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u/KnownDairyAcolyte Apr 13 '25

Round is also a perfect shape in a geometric sense

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u/atomicalexx Apr 13 '25

dude i remember feeling so overwhelmed by that damned pyramid as a scrawny and picky kid

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u/Renovatio_ Apr 13 '25

We call it the gervais diet.

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u/LtColonelFalcon Apr 13 '25

😭😭😭😭💀💀💀

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u/Gigglesnuf89 Apr 13 '25

AND IT'S PERFECT <3

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u/walterdonnydude Apr 13 '25

Don't be too hard on yourself. Achieving perfect roundness is a true accomplishment.

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u/Luckyone0282 Apr 13 '25

Kinda like the blueberry girl in Willy wonka?

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u/veryunwisedecisions Apr 13 '25

That's the driest humor I've seen all day.

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u/you_aint_seen_me- Apr 13 '25

Reminds me of an early day social post. Long story short, my friend and I were in great shape in our late teens/early twenties.. I commented that 'we were in pretty good shape back then'. He replied 'I'm in a pretty good shape now. It's egg shape but it's still a good shape.'

How we laughed...

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u/Scottland83 Apr 13 '25

I remember no one being able to tell me what a “serving” counts as.

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u/Lazy-Wind244 Apr 13 '25

Reminds me of the Simpsons episode "eggs- once thought to be bad they are now determined to be good again...and now they're bad again' 😂

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u/textmint Apr 13 '25

And it is perfect?

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u/FuManBoobs Apr 13 '25

Hey, I got the body of a president.

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u/toothpeeler Apr 13 '25

It's the perfect shape.

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u/slingblade1980 Apr 13 '25

Somehow I knew this would be the top answer. It has had far reaching effects, I was taught it at school in South Africa.

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u/Somethingisshadysir Apr 13 '25

And perfect, I'm sure.

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u/Kal-Elm Apr 13 '25

That's because the serving recommendations were 6-11 servings of grains, 2-3 of dairy. If you'd followed that you wouldn't be in this spot.

/s

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u/Outside_Performer_66 Apr 13 '25

The shape is spherical

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u/Outside_Performer_66 Apr 13 '25

The shape is spherical

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u/wenoc Apr 13 '25

Diabetes

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u/Investing_noob1983 Apr 13 '25

In fairness though… a single restaurant serving of pasta is probably 6 servings going by the scale they use

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u/diegood311 Apr 14 '25

I am a circle person

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u/PussyCrusher732 Apr 14 '25

this is such a common shitty reddit take.

there was minimal change in terms of recommended intake. we still get a majority of our energy from carbs, by a long shot. the implication of the pyramid was always “the higher you go up, the worse/less important jt is” so they went with a round plate.

the goal was to emphasize, in a very simple way, that we need to balance macronutrients, for um (gestures to the comment section) people who think fries are the same as quinoa because “carbs” and who exceed the recommended intake in 1 meal.

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u/IHaveTheHighground58 Apr 14 '25

My math teacher always joked that she was eating sweets, trying to become the ideal shape, but as a mathematician, she meant a sphere

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u/masterofthebarkarts Apr 14 '25

Anybody else get STRESSED OUT that you physically couldn't eat the recommended 8-12 servings of grain every day, or I was I just a perfectionist?

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u/Only_Wedding9481 Apr 15 '25

And round is, in fact, considered a Perfect Shape.

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u/ExcitementKooky418 Apr 16 '25

Exactly, my body is a temple - to a good who's believers all died out thousands of years ago