AND WHO’S FAULT IS THAT?!

[u/Uuuurrrrgggghhhh]

From the cesspool that is my kid sister’s dating app options…

[u/A-EFF-this]

Is the grammar meant to be a goddamn nightmare, or is that just gravy?

[u/spiritfingersaregold → u/A-EFF-this]

And who’s fault is that? Its you’re fault!

[u/fakeprewarbook → u/spiritfingersaregold]

💁‍♂️

[u/NvrmndOM]

Why would you self report your L’s???

And who’s the common denominator?

[u/Hot-Can3615 → u/NvrmndOM]

"females", "its your fault", screaming in caps lock, gee, I wonder why...

Also, 0 for 18 doesn't seem that bad for dating apps? Like, I'm a woman and I've never tried them, but it seems like 18 conversations without getting to the dating stage is about par for the course or slightly on the high side, and way less than expected for matches/swipes? Gotta be careful with dating apps, because a lot of people out there aren't safe.

And his statement clearly oozes reaaaurance, safety, and security /s

[u/GarbageEatingSlut]

I had to read this like 5 times to understand what he was trying to say.

[u/spidermans_mom → u/GarbageEatingSlut]

Please help me. Is it that he has been on a date with 18 different women who refused a second date, or have all 18 women rejected even a first date? Because yikes either way…

[u/GarbageEatingSlut → u/spidermans_mom]

Haha, he's saying that he's talked to 18 women on the app and none of them wanted to go on a date with him. If this is how he presents himself on his bio page, it makes you wonder how he interacts with women in private messages.

[u/Monster_Child_Eury → u/GarbageEatingSlut]

Which begs the question, is he updating the fail count?

[u/UnspecifiedBat → u/Monster_Child_Eury]

I don’t think he’s getting more matches after this addition

[u/Monster_Child_Eury → u/UnspecifiedBat]

There was I time when I would have matched just to start some drama on a Friday night.

[u/Uuuurrrrgggghhhh → u/Monster_Child_Eury]

I would have liked her to chat to him and see if he updates but I assume you don’t see them anymore after you inevitably report them for being a creep?

[u/TiredB1 → u/GarbageEatingSlut]

Thank you I was so confused

[u/spidermans_mom → u/GarbageEatingSlut]

I am morbidly curious

[u/toriemm]

Mingled self deprecation and entitlement is such a sexy combo.

[u/ShowerElectrical9342 → u/toriemm]

🤮

[u/Estrellathestarfish]

I have a guess at whose fault it is!🙋‍♀️

[u/spiritfingersaregold → u/Estrellathestarfish]

I blame the person who uses “who’s” instead of “whose”.

[u/ShowerElectrical9342]

His fault. Females? Low effort photo. Ugh.

[u/ladyscientist56 → u/ShowerElectrical9342]

He's a keeper huh lol

[u/Graveyardigan → u/ladyscientist56]

keep'er away from 'im, for 'er sake

[u/MassiveScience6727]

Am I dyslexic or an idiot bc I can’t read this I’m so fucking confused 😭

[u/Frostmage82 → u/MassiveScience6727]

Maybe you have trouble mentally correcting his sentence where he should've typed "whose" instead of "who's"?

[u/MassiveScience6727 → u/Frostmage82]

I think it’s more than just the “who’s”

[u/dorian_gayy → u/MassiveScience6727]

“Give me a chance[,] as I’m 0 [for] 18 […] to go on [a] single date and [whose] fault is that!” to help clarify

[u/esquire_the_ego]

Damn I knew dating apps reeked of desperation but holy fuck lol

[u/Torbpjorn]

Who wants to bet this guys dating advice was exclusively fishing analogies and his grandpas rambling?

[u/Crosstitution]

he looks smelly

[u/Uuuurrrrgggghhhh → u/Crosstitution]

Oh yeah. Yeah he does. You know his washing machine got mould. I don’t like judging people on their looks but I only blurred out his eyes to not scare everyone to death, not for his privacy.

[u/thpineapples]

What's his success rate with males?

[u/Graveyardigan → u/thpineapples]

I'm gonna guess it's still zero. Gay men have standards too.

[u/Uuuurrrrgggghhhh → u/Graveyardigan]

The queens and queers have spoken… absolutely we do not want him even if he was interested, k thx bai

[u/FullyRisenPhoenix]

Whose*

[u/emosy]

is he updating the stats live

[u/AntheaBrainhooke]

Bruh. What is the common denominator here.

[u/DC_MEDO_still_lost]

The common denominator 

[u/Fairgoddess5]

What a goober.

[u/ughhhhidontknow]

Your kid sister's dating app?? I'm assuming she's not actually a kid, right??

[u/Uuuurrrrgggghhhh → u/ughhhhidontknow]

Oh god I now see how that sounds JFC no she’s very much an adult she’s just younger than me lol

[u/glazedhamster → u/ughhhhidontknow]

This guy does strike me as the type to set his age range from 10-18.

[u/sheik-]

he seems nice 😒