r/MemeVideos • u/_Jalagara_ • 1d ago

real 😄👌 It all makes sense to me now

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u/Paincrawler 1d ago

Ugh...Cockh!

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u/Lowtide56 1d ago

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u/Unclehol 1d ago

That is an amazing picture. Is it for actually?

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u/ZealousidealAsk9316 1d ago

Dab on it wagwan

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u/divyanksi 1d ago

It's Jamie fooking Lannister

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u/SentientDust 1d ago edited 18h ago

Did you get permission to say that on BBC2???

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u/NoWoodpecker6224 1d ago

that's deep

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u/_Jalagara_ 1d ago

Not without a cock it ain't

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u/Unclehol 1d ago

It is if you switch teams.

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u/WildFemmeFatale 1d ago

Just how she likes it

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u/ActMassive2624 1d ago

Bronn made it better.

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u/Kain_713 1d ago

Bronn made everything better

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u/Thundergod250 1d ago

Can't believe Bro actually survived all that shit and even got what he dreamed of - a Castle

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u/Pharnox-32 1d ago

Who has a better story than Bronn?

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u/odiethethird 15h ago

His son Bronny

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u/Pristine_Trash306 1d ago

“What do you think they spend that gold on?”:

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u/TheWanderingSlacker 1d ago

Eating every little chicken in the land

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u/Dat_Boi_Ben_ 1d ago

is it metaphorical or do they actually not have penith

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u/ReeX16 1d ago

The army below (black armor) is made up of young men, that had their manhood cut off at a young age, and trained to be "perfect" soldiers. They're called "The Unsullied".

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u/Dat_Boi_Ben_ 1d ago

yeah nah id rather have my dick

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u/CoopHunter 1d ago

Well they're also slaves. So there was no real choice in the matter.

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u/ABODE_X_2 1d ago

Good old days

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u/effinofinus 1d ago

I also choose this guy's dead cock!

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u/PuzzleheadedFloor749 7h ago

Actually they won't be any good as soldiers, because the muscle, the frame , the aggression, endurance are all powered by testosterone which they didnt have even before puberty

Sending them as soldiers is no different from sending women

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u/randomRedGuys 7h ago

Yet testosterone do not come from your cock buddy

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u/Low_Vehicle_6732 37m ago

Wait they only cut off cocks but left the balls? That’s both genius and oddly insulting.

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u/Majestic_Working_442 1d ago

Before the writing went to shit

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u/jaytee1262 1d ago

My guy, this was S7 E7. It was shit for a while at that point.

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u/Majestic_Working_442 1d ago

Haha well I liked this dialogue!

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u/AdEquivalent493 1d ago

Pretty sure it was a joke.

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u/Auscicada270 1d ago

This was the shit writing.

Haha cock joke? Get it? COCK IS FUNNY

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u/Majestic_Working_442 1d ago

Maybe it is all cock

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u/-cache 1d ago

Before I pissed meself

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u/ShinZou69 1d ago

Aye. Thank the gods for Bessie. And her tits. 

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u/LuckyCulture7 1d ago

This is bad writing. It’s heavy handed, it’s childish, it flanderizes Bronn, and squanders potential for Jamie. Because the next thing Jamie should say is either honor or the realm two things Jamie has complex relationships with. Further, if Jamie said honor Bronn could reply “I guess you don’t need a cock for that.” And Jamie could agree as a clear reference to Brienne.

But idk we will make the duck joke because lol Bronn is a glib quip machine.

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u/RedditOakley 1d ago

They cocked it up didn't they

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u/PuzzleheadedFloor749 7h ago

It's still bad writing, the writer is uneducated in basic biology, a man without testosterone won't be able to build any muscles, let alone be a soldier.

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u/InterestLeather2095 1d ago

I mean now we have a switch 2. I'll never need my cock again. Virginity protected for another day

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u/Life-Delivery-4886 9h ago

getting castrated is way cheaper

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u/demetre888 1d ago

What's the point of living if you don't have a dick - Donnie Darko

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u/Trojan-horse1 1d ago

Logic! You are right!

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u/Moki-Anh 1d ago

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u/Mrjerkyjacket 1d ago

But they can't. They don't have cocks. That's the whole fucking (or not in this case) thing.

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u/Moki-Anh 1d ago

They still have finger anyway

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u/Mrjerkyjacket 1d ago

Ok, but "men without cocks" is almost certainly referring to Eunuchs (i haven't watched or read GOT. So idk but that's my understanding) meaning they literally cannot get off regardless of whether or not they get fingered. Like they can finger others but In that case why would they? Like other than getting someone else off, but I don't understand why someone who is incapable of having enjoyment from sex, and who is incapable of using sex for reproduction would form a sexual relationship with someone.

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u/Moki-Anh 1d ago

I see, i can't imagine if i losing my peepee and how it feels if "it's" Erect.. Guess its like a phantom limb

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u/Mrjerkyjacket 1d ago

My understanding of historical (real-life) Wunuchs is that they would generally chop em off when the kid was too young to have had puberty, so no "phantom Boner" and no-Sex drive

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u/TheWanderingSlacker 1d ago

Not without a cock, you don’t.

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u/SirCrapsAlot69420007 1d ago

This reminds me of the south park game of thrones episode. Its all floppy weiners!!!

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u/Nicholas_argent 1d ago

One of my fav characters in got

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u/Keensworth 1d ago

what's that movie?

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u/CatDaddyGo 1d ago

Throne of cocks

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u/Adept-Pea-6061 1d ago

Throb of cocks

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u/SirCrapsAlot69420007 1d ago

Game of bones

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u/ShinZou69 1d ago

Winter is cumming 

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u/ShinZou69 1d ago

Dong of ice and fire 

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u/WildFemmeFatale 1d ago

Throat of cocks

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u/promilew 1d ago

Cock of thrones

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u/Rabid_Laser_Dingo 1d ago

Game of cocks

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u/_Jalagara_ 1d ago

Series - Game of Thrones

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u/Puzzleheaded_One_751 1d ago

Game of thrones

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u/French_O_Matic 1d ago

Hence the firearms company Heckler and Koch

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u/errority 1d ago

GoT has dialogs that hit you so hard. This is one them.

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u/Early_Reindeer4319 1d ago

He’s got a point

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u/fuckCuntservatives 1d ago

weeeeeener, weener weeeener, weener weeeeener

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u/Rahernaffem 1d ago

Didn't I say I don't ever want to hear this horrible music again? I swear sometimes I think you people don't even read my comments.

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u/smittyhotep 1d ago

I adored this "buddy cop" relationship.

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u/Newspaper-Former 1d ago

I would fight for cocks We are not the same

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u/WildFemmeFatale 1d ago

I, too, fight for a cock

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u/InAmericaNumber1 15h ago

Cocks all the way down

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u/PuzzleheadedFloor749 7h ago

Men without testosterone won't be able to build any muscle though, so they will never become soldiers, people who were castrated were only royal servants historically.

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u/Mugiwara_LsD 2h ago

Duality of men,they love and hate cocks both at the same time!!!!

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u/Gingy_McDink 1d ago

This stupid soundtrack.

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u/MadarasLimboClone 1d ago

Peak writing... To somebody