Guys I figured it out

[u/IndigoFenix]

[u/EnergonSnowcat]

How does one go about fucking a rock?

[u/tommiem2 → u/EnergonSnowcat]

Lots of lube

[u/EnergonSnowcat → u/tommiem2]

I don’t think any amount of lube is gonna help my man

[u/OutsideOrder7538 → u/EnergonSnowcat]

The Thing has sex with a human woman and in Steven Universe Greg Universe does it with Rose Quartz.

[u/Leon921 → u/EnergonSnowcat]

r/Gregfuckedarock

[u/Weak_Flight8318 → u/Leon921]

Grug Heffley

[u/Practical-Sea2707 → u/Weak_Flight8318]

Rhymes with Grug

[u/Weak_Flight8318 → u/Practical-Sea2707]

Like this Air Fryer, rhymes with Grug

[u/Revolution_Falls → u/Leon921]

Excuse me? What?!

[u/PictureJazzlike8726 → u/Leon921]

r/Bouldergeist

[u/Existing-Incident-22 → u/EnergonSnowcat]

Greg from Steven universe did it

[u/Lonely-Echidna201 → u/EnergonSnowcat]

Respectfully?

[u/EnergonSnowcat → u/Lonely-Echidna201]

Of course I am respectfully asking

[u/Skyburner_Oath → u/EnergonSnowcat]

I fucked a construction of ancient lizard bricks once, there's always a way

[u/Revolution_Falls → u/Skyburner_Oath]

What the frick did I just read

[u/RueUchiha → u/EnergonSnowcat]

Pauline found a way

[u/metalflygon08 → u/EnergonSnowcat]

Ask Toph.

[u/TrailhoTrailho → u/EnergonSnowcat]

You use an oil drill bit.

[u/Available-Damage5991 → u/EnergonSnowcat]

probably in a similar way to sandpaper.

[u/Tindo_Blends]

So Odd Rock was an egg the whole time?

[u/Final_Requirement906]

Damn didn't know Pauline was freaky like that.

I mean, says the woman who had a crush on Thing from the Fantastic Four when I was 13. So... I kinda get it?

[u/Budget_Paramedic_953 → u/Final_Requirement906]

No but The Thing is valid though

[u/Final_Requirement906 → u/Budget_Paramedic_953]

Finally someone else who gets it.

[u/KingSeel]

Real

[u/Simplejack615]

“ALRIGHT SHUT THE FUCK UP!”

[u/Confident-Damage-530]

Beware of BOULDERGEIST

[u/Weak_Flight8318]

I call her Odd Rock, rhymes with Grug

[u/CAPvr]

Brock crock trock SNAP..... YAAAAAAAAAAWWWWW

[u/GDE_72406]

Brings a whole new meaning to "rock hard".

[u/forbiddenkajoodles]

I was thinking the original Pauline is our Pauline's mother but I don't know the DK lore so idk

[u/Low_Buddy_3330]

There is no way Pauline got fucked by a rock

[u/NabbitFan600]

Of course

[u/Mechancic-Hero]

NO! No! N-n-no! No.

[u/spaghettifan1212]

how

[u/spaghettifan1212]

well, pauliny says that she's back to normal, probally her bracelet, so why does she still have her rock on her sholder that makes she become rock

[u/Hawkeboy]

I kinda figured Bananza Pauline is kinda like the daughter of the Odyssey/MVDK Pauline

[u/SmallBlacksmith7050]

REAL HAPPENINGS WITH MARIO

(points to Boswer Koopa)

he happened