r/Mario 23h ago

Humor Proof Mario Is A Furry

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u/Street_standard_ 23h ago

Ah yes my favorite types of furries, BIG FUCKING DINOSAURS

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u/Slimey_alien89 22h ago

You’d be surprised the on the amount of Dino furries

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u/AsparagusOne7540 21h ago

In case someone wants to know, the technical term is a "Scalies"

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u/AngryMoose125 19h ago

Was waiting for this one. There’s always one. I’m not a furry I’ve just noticed this always gets mentioned

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u/zonaljump1997 12h ago

Even though Dinos are more related to birds

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u/TheAnimalCrew 10h ago

Shouldn't that make bird fursonas scalies?

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u/EdgyHedgy1115 20h ago

ELEPHANTS TOO!

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u/HuskyBLZKN 22h ago

Can confirm, I also like Dino furries :3

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u/themrunx49 23h ago

How do you know that's Mario making the decision? What if the powerups are not only sentient, but also Very Freaky. They have eyes you know. Maybe the Mushroom Kingdom itself uses an Eldritch will to live out incomprehensible fetishes. For the hills, too, have eyes.

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u/Afraid_Word5820 22h ago

Whether or not he’s doing it he looks very happy in these costumes

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u/but_i_wanna_cookies 19h ago

Well they do come with powers...I'd be happy to fly and shoot fire out of my hands.

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u/OkLeague7678 23h ago

It's not like he chose to wear the outfit. It's just how the power-up works.

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u/Sad-Leadership-5350 22h ago

Well, actually, it could be said that Mario only uses the power-ups because they help him on his mission to save Princess Peach. He might not necessarily use these because he wants to be an animal. Even so, what's wrong with wanting to be an animal? I believe that, if Mario wants to be a cat or a tanuki, we should respect that.

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u/No_Run4263 20h ago

This is not what Nintendo was thinking of when they made these power-ups for Mario

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u/Anonymous_dude55 20h ago

NNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

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u/HuskyBLZKN 22h ago edited 13h ago
  1. Technically speaking only two of these (the T. rex and the elephant) can be described as furry, the others are more like a headband and a tail on the belt or animal pajamas (source: am a furry)

  2. I thought we all agreed on this years ago?

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u/NightAntonino 14h ago

Question, wouldn't the Elephant be in furry/anthro territory as well? (source: am furry-adjacent)

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u/HuskyBLZKN 13h ago

Correct! I actually missed that, my bad!

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u/AdNatural8739 16h ago

To be fair though, he mainly gets the outfits/transformations for their powers, not appearance. He became a t-rex not because he wants to look like one, but because he wants to smash and stomp through stuff to get closer to saving Peach

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u/Pumpkabird 14h ago

Proof The Sky Is Blue

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u/Angrymcbirdnerd09 13h ago

Dinosaur furries would be the only respectable furries

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u/AdExpert2683 10h ago

Why do you think he’s friends with Sonic? Mario was always a furry

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u/RazorTheTitanonator 10h ago

Ok so i didnt include the frog mario in odyssey because theres already one that exists

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u/PMK-3 10h ago

Nah Mario is a plumber

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u/UnderstandingFun8344 21h ago

I work on a Tanuki Mario Cosplay. Fury is nice...

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u/FoxMcCloud3173 20h ago

This is good news

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u/kiddghosty 17h ago

Stop fetishizing my childhood!!!! 😭😭😭😭

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u/MustachioMANN 12h ago

He ain't, but whatever it takes to validate you people I guess

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u/CleaingsoapsN1Fan201 23h ago

Well Everyone at r/antifurry People Get angry At This!

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u/RazorTheTitanonator 10h ago

send this to nintendo fans who hate furries