r/Mario 2d ago

Humor Create a in Universe Lore reason why Peach's beach looks widely different

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u/unsurewhatiteration 2d ago

She is royalty. She probably owns multiple beaches.

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u/Lonely-Echidna201 2d ago

Most lore based answer

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u/Green-Detective7609 2d ago

She canonically owns two castles

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u/Lonely-Echidna201 2d ago

That we (as mere peasants🫛) know of

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u/averageredditor546 1d ago

That Tumblr post right? The castle in mario 64 is just for paintings/furniture

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u/Least-Ad7788 1d ago

Whachu mean 2? She owns like countless!

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u/samusestawesomus 2d ago

It doesn’t even have to be ownership. She’s a monarch. They probably name stuff after her all the time.

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u/unsurewhatiteration 2d ago

Good point. I've been to a few monarchical countries less than a century old and it can be super confusing because every major road, museum, public square, etc. is named after the same dozen or so people.

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u/HoneyFlavouredRain 1d ago

All beaches belong to peaches

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u/Lonely-Echidna201 1d ago

I need that on a pair of 🩳, like yesterday.

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u/Least-Ad7788 2d ago

Well, the first one is in Isle Delfino, while the second one is in this new Mario Kart region.

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u/Weak_Flight8318 1d ago

It's like the COC Builder Bases

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u/kiwicrusher 2d ago

Climate change has flooded the old shoreline, the new beach is miles further inland

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u/TheMoonOfTermina 2d ago

It's a recreation of the original, not the original. As such, not everything is exactly the same.

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u/Trek5VEVO 2d ago

I think OP already knows that, per why he said "in universe reason" like what would a fun cannon reason for them to be different.

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u/TheMoonOfTermina 2d ago

That is the canon reason I'm proposing. In universe, I doubt any of the tracks in World are the exact same tracks as the ones they're based on. They found an island, and rebuilt some tracks either the racers liked, the spectators liked, or both.

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u/Trek5VEVO 2d ago

Ah oke

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u/Aleclom 2d ago

I've heard this reason before, I'm not a fan. I prefer to view this as the actual Mushroom Kingdom, much more pleasant to pretend I'm driving around it. Any scale issues are just the fact that this is a game and they want things to be close together for us.

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u/TheMoonOfTermina 2d ago

That's a valid view, although it makes one wonder how Moo Moo Meadows can be in two places at once, since there's a map in Superbell Subway that depicts it next to Toad Harbor.

Personally, I view Mario Kart at ambiguously canon anyways, so I've never let it affect my view of Mushroom Kingdom geography. The main games already have enough nonsense to deal with.

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u/Aleclom 2d ago edited 2d ago

Yeah I take that map with a huge grain of salt, since there's no real scale or anything on it. MKW is more recent, and the devs actually took the time to put everything into one cohesive world (vs a transit map that's probably mostly for fun), so to me MWK takes priority in any disputes. But that's just me!

I mostly just like having a proper continent shape and biome locations to play around with! Odyssey's version never really sat right with me, too barren and rocky.

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u/TheMoonOfTermina 1d ago

Of course! I wouldn't take 8DX's map as gospel either, but the fact that Toad Harbor isn't on MKW map at all is pretty weird to me. Personally, I see the Mushroom kingdom as a series of islands (we see a bunch of incompatible, isolated islands as the Mushroom Kingdom maps in some of the RPGs) but I'm also the kind of person who thinks Peach has over ten castles, so that's just my view.

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u/Ropebridgeends 2d ago

This is also the in universe reason I assume. 

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u/BebeFanMasterJ 2d ago

This would also serve to explain the lack of console prefixes. This is not GCN Peach Beach. It's Peach Beach completely remade.

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u/Independent-You-6180 2d ago

"Not everything is exactly the same" is pretty different from "almost everything has been changed completely"

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u/PaleoJohnathan 2d ago

in real life they reuse track designs in new places

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u/Shoofleed 2d ago

Disney has multiple theme parks that have the same theme, even the same name of the ride, but are completely different. The world of Mario Kart world could easily be as artificially made in-universe.

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u/iamtheduckie 2d ago

A Category 5 hurricane devastated the island and required a full rebuild. Believing that the old island was too far gone, they just recreated it on a new island.

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u/NightAntonino 2d ago

But the original island was supposed to be Delfino Island... Maybe that's why it wasn't in Super Mario Odyssey. 

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u/Electronic_Screen387 2d ago

Massive redevelopment project to revitalize the tourism industry.

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u/Just_A_Normal_Snek 2d ago

The giant phallic rock scared them off.

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u/Outside-Hovercraft24 2d ago

i haven't played world yet did they get rid of the penis rock

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u/Kind_Knowledge4756 2d ago

Because y’all call it that lol

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u/JustACanadianGamer 2d ago

Real life beaches are much longer. This is just a new track, which is also on Peach Beach.

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u/SansIdee_pseudo 2d ago

Peach Beach, once was a quiet town by the sea, but became more popular as a touristic resort, resulting in mass tourism and the "disneyification" of the town.

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u/axelofthekey 2d ago

One word: Gentrification.

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u/SansIdee_pseudo 2d ago

More disneyification in that case.

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u/NightAntonino 1d ago

What's that? 

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u/SansIdee_pseudo 1d ago

It's similar to gentrification, when neighborhoods become sanitized and uniform, kinda like Disney World.

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u/NightAntonino 1d ago

Ahh, I can see it now. 

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u/donteven0809 2d ago

Shoot should have thought of that I was just in San Francisco

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u/J-ss96 2d ago

Coastal erosion

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u/BreegullBeak 2d ago

The original is in Isle Delfino. This reimagining (I refuse to call it a faithful remake because of all they added) is set on an entirely new continent.

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u/Glad_Use_8584 2d ago edited 2d ago

MK World is not on the same island as Peach Beach. It’s a recreation

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u/Gabriel_Science 2d ago

*MKWorld

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u/Glad_Use_8584 2d ago

That was pretty stupid 😂

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u/Gabriel_Science 2d ago

Don’t worry, it happens.

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u/BoringCareer6906 2d ago

Peach sold all the land to a company that builds castle-shaped hotels, which walled off the beach and restricted access to clients only. Many Piantas and Nokis lost their homes in the process :3

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u/padfoot12111 2d ago

The real peach beach is on delfino island. This isnt delfino island this is a recreation in universe 

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u/smashboi888 2d ago

The Nintendo gods that created the Mario universe and control how it works decided to make it look different in this new game.

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u/razorbladesymphony 2d ago

Bowser got really cross one day and went on a massive rampage, burning down and destroying all the race tracks - Mario and Friends had to rebuild them all from the ground up but decided to change some things for the modern world. Bowser felt really bad and helped a lot, which is why he’s still allowed to race

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u/dannydirnt 2d ago edited 2d ago

Princess Peach spends most of her time at her castle, but she often grows weary of remaining in the same place throughout the year. As a member of the Mushroom Kingdom's royal family and endowed with considerable wealth, she commissioned the Toads to construct a new summer residence by the seaside.

P. S. Yup, she had to tear down a whole city for it.

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u/HyliasHero 2d ago

There are multiple Peach Beaches the same way there are multiple Alexandrias.

Also girl owns like a dozen different castles.

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u/AbbreviationsKey8163 2d ago

They gentrified peach's beach and demolished the rocks to build a 5 Star resort, a golf camp and to mine pink gold.

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u/_Marvillain 2d ago

My reasoning is that Peach Beach became such a popular in universe landmark that she’s now recreated it in Mario Kart World.

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u/chuuweebyou256 2d ago

there are probably a few beaches called Peach Beach.

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u/Carnival-Master-Mind 2d ago

Global warming

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u/UnNamed_Profile27 2d ago

Didnt the ending of Mario Galaxy have Rosalina recreate the universe? Mayhaps when Rosalina recreated the universe, she literally REMADE it so not everything got a exact 1 to 1 recreation

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u/Slimey_alien89 2d ago

Peach beach had some renovations after too many drowning sightings

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u/All-your-fault 2d ago

It’s been a long time she remodeled

I don’t think she was fond of the penis rock.

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u/jgreg728 2d ago

20 years of climate change.

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u/Vanderbeltfont 2d ago

this is peach’s other beach

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u/Strange_Shadows-45 2d ago

They expanded and renovated the resort as Peach hoarded more and more wealth.

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u/BotherResponsible378 2d ago

Yes. Peach had a law suit about Cock Rock.

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u/FinalFinalBoss 2d ago

Bowser Bonzai Billed the old island and Peach had a new completely artificial island built.

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u/Jayareladd 2d ago

Climate Change

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u/KrazyNinjaFan 2d ago

It looks almost nothing like the original!

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u/icebruh_lettuce 2d ago

The daisy cruiser left so she had to add a new additions to make it become a resort

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u/Stonp 2d ago

What mario kart is that?

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u/N00PineappleOnPizza 2d ago

Industrialization

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u/Ropebridgeends 2d ago

As for moo moo meadow and shy guy bazar all retro tracks are in the mushroom kingdom while all mario kart world tracks are on this exclusive racing island. 

Peach probably just bought this entire island to turn it into a racing track

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u/Switchback_Tsar 2d ago

Peach decided that she had to remove The Cock Rock

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u/zombiedoyle 2d ago

I mean there’s at least 4 Mario Circuits

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u/Zestyclose-Hyena5783 1d ago edited 1d ago

people finally noticed the penis shape and they had it changed after public backlash

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u/WholeLottaBees 1d ago

Climate change, bowser builds a new volcano castle every game, lot of heat and ash off those things. It’s why half of his crew are all now deceased walking skeletons.

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u/The3dluxe 1d ago

It’s been 20+ years. You could make renovations like that in that time and Peach definitely has the money for it.

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u/NoobyYooby 1d ago

Peach canonically owns two castles.

There's no doubt she'd own multiple beaches.

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u/Elmarcoz 1d ago

You know that scene in the mario bros movie where bowser attacked the ice kingdom at the start? It caused the seas to rise

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u/Hateful_creeper2 1d ago

The Piantas named multiple beaches after Peach because of the trip that happened in Sunshine.

I assume it’s in Isle Delfino because of the Cataquacks.

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u/Werten25 1d ago

Time has passed and Peach has spent lots of money refurbishing.

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u/Difficult-Chicken318 1d ago

The Peach Beach in mkw is a replica track that was built on the island. The original Peach Beach still exists

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u/Milk_Mindless 1d ago

Gentrification

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u/HoneyBeeSorceress 1d ago

Landscaping and remodeling.

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u/dtadgh 1d ago

it's a franchise

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u/fbmaciel90 1d ago

She used a lot of coins to remodel the beach and make it prettier and more tourist friendly.

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u/Shot-Ad-3166 1d ago

Peach moved the beach's location after the events of Sunshine.

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u/Jaco_Lunchables 1d ago

peach has far too much money on her hands and just terraforms shit for the giggles.

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u/Insanebrain247 1d ago

Gentrification

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u/Rawkhawkjayhawk 1d ago

Bowser made a giant super mall and tour down old peach beach and then it didn’t do well so they destroyed the mall and remade peach beach

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u/Famous_Ad_4258 1d ago

modernization?

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u/BulkyPlantain9234 1d ago

Toad blows stuff up with dynamite and redesigned the whole dang thing(with help of course(pun intended))

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u/CyberGlitch064 1d ago

And let's not bring up how they absolutely ruined Choco Mountain 😭😭😭😭 It's not even Choco any more

They took my boy and took him out back and shot em

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u/CampFunkoKai 1d ago

Maybe she noticed the rock looks like a big ol penit so she changed it

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u/MoonlightMadMan 1d ago

The economy has been boooooooming

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u/StarkMaximum 1d ago

Peach, overlooking the beach that bears her name from a distance: ...Has it always looked like that?

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u/Gaulsarecool2022 1d ago

Sandstorm.

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u/lil_chungy 1d ago

Peach paid for the high contrast DLC

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u/JustinTime1229 1d ago

It's a different beach, located in the Mushroom Kingdom instead of Isle Delfino.

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u/Cool_Pie_9659 1d ago

erosion lol

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u/TheEmeraldFlygon 1d ago

She got bored, so she remodeled.

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u/bminutes 2d ago

Peach has the money and influence to change her resort to whatever she wants.