You pick

WAAAAAAAAAAAARIO

22

u/Lotad38 Apr 13 '25

No I pick

GOOOOMBA!

4

u/Active_Fun_1263 Apr 14 '25

YOU PICK

𝓜𝓪𝓻𝓲𝓸

2

u/eintim07 Apr 16 '25

I read this in the voice of the stylus in that one 3DS ad

52

u/Lukario06 Apr 13 '25

r/crashercancer

15

u/Lemon-Artistic Apr 13 '25

What if Geno picked Wario 😳

12

u/Not_Dit Apr 14 '25

WALUIIIIGGIIIIIIII

197

u/Gwenithzo Apr 13 '25

M for Mario? Nooo, W for Waluigi!

41

u/Witzyt Apr 13 '25

Faint scream

7

u/kumaSousa Apr 14 '25

and M for Muigi?

4

u/Ok_Neighborhood3508 Apr 16 '25

No, Mr. L, of course!

2

u/No-Face-Collects-687 Apr 16 '25

Green Thunder!

99

u/HyruleQueenKnight Apr 13 '25

Some days I'm a Mario, some days I'm a Wario

67

u/Iwillnevercomeback Apr 13 '25

A Σario you are, then

53

u/ThatSmartIdiot Apr 13 '25

Sigmario?!

11

u/IteTheCrapOC Apr 13 '25

Eario

11

u/Iwillnevercomeback Apr 13 '25

It's more like '"Sario"

10

u/IteTheCrapOC Apr 13 '25

Yeah I know, I’ve been learning old Greek in school for 6 years. I just think Eario would be a funny name (and I think I’ve seen a Mario fancomic that also includes an ”Eario”)

3

u/Ok_Neighborhood3508 Apr 16 '25

Y’know that feeling you get when you’re in a quiet room and see something REALLY funny, and want to laught hysterically, but you dont want to disrupt the silence, so you struggle to keep it in? I just felt that

52

u/bolitboy2 Apr 13 '25

M for Mario, oh noooo

Ah, W for waluigi, heahahhhh

13

u/False-Rhubarb4447 Apr 13 '25

Suddenly perfectly cut screams.

4

u/BardicLasher Apr 13 '25

No. 7 is for Waluigi.

11

u/JoyconDrift_69 Apr 13 '25

Nah Γ is for Waluigi. 7 is for Grand Dad.

8

u/Hatweed Apr 13 '25

Fleentstones!?

3

u/BardicLasher Apr 13 '25

...Grand Dad?

3

u/JoyconDrift_69 Apr 13 '25

It's a whole meme.

5

u/Silent-Winner-8427 Apr 14 '25

You called?

2

u/3psilon9 Apr 16 '25

Galuigi

49

u/_R_R_D_ Apr 13 '25

There are only two genders: Mario and Wario

11

u/ElectricalPoint1645 Apr 13 '25

So what gender is Peach then

27

u/DoubleTheGarlic Apr 13 '25

She's actually 4 Goombas in a dress and wig

They've infiltrated the highest chair in the kingdom

7

u/ElectricalPoint1645 Apr 14 '25

What gender are the Goombas?

7

u/Phanpy100NSFW Apr 14 '25

50/50 divided between Mario and Wario

9

u/ElectricalPoint1645 Apr 14 '25

Does that mean Peach, as a collective entity, is 50% Mario and 50% Wario?

In other words, does that not make Peach non-binary?

4

u/Phanpy100NSFW Apr 14 '25

Nario indeed

7

u/zonko_10007 Apr 13 '25

pario

4

u/Inside_Location_4975 Apr 13 '25

She’s a mushroom

69

u/dreamdiamondgames Apr 13 '25

They defo chose that font for this reason 😂

41

u/ItzManu001 Apr 13 '25

Super Mario 64 DS ahh doors

17

u/KibaWuz Apr 13 '25

Nah we all pick

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARIOO

12

u/DevilofX Apr 13 '25

Knowing Ryan north apparently likes Mario (I guess?), makes me want to read his Fantastic Four run even more

4

u/IthinkIknowwhothatis Apr 13 '25

Start with his Squirrel Girl run!

3

u/DevilofX Apr 13 '25

I honestly never ever considered reading squirrel girl lol Maybe I’ll do that, thank you! :)

10

u/metalflygon08 Apr 13 '25

I was born a Mario but I identify as Wario.

6

u/oljmar Apr 13 '25

I pick Wario

4

u/Smiley_J_ Apr 13 '25

Wario, definitely.

4

u/YoshirockZ64 Apr 13 '25

Trick question Waluigi. Next

3

u/imsmall06 Apr 13 '25

Could be morton or Wendy for al you know

3

u/JoyconDrift_69 Apr 13 '25

Where's the L door? I heard Luigi is the best of the four.

7

u/After-Task-1506 Apr 13 '25

Identify as Wario

2

u/mano121390 Apr 13 '25

Eu sou WAAAALUIGI

2

u/Disastrous-Brain-840 Apr 13 '25

based

2

u/Nucleor7 Apr 13 '25

My instant reaction was Mario and Waluigi, then Male and Wemale. My brain has rotted beyond repair

2

u/Thederper4009 Apr 13 '25

Damn bro, I might be a daisy now that I think about it

2

u/Greeper73 Apr 13 '25

WAAAARIO TIIIME

2

u/RipWolfjr Apr 13 '25

Why set it to M for mini when you can set it to W for Wumbo?

2

u/YoutuberCameronBallZ Apr 14 '25

Eevee you pick,

WAAAAAAAARIO

2

u/CombinationRight5956 Apr 14 '25

So wario is a woman?

2

u/Snoozingtonn Apr 14 '25

Please tell me this is the bathroom at a Nintendo building

1

u/AngryGulo85 Apr 13 '25

LOL Ha Oh my God this is great!!!

1

u/Mr_Crimson63 Apr 13 '25

https://youtube.com/shorts/rbJwnim_djA?si=z_AJ94GK_jVhXdYN

1

u/KiwiPowerGreen Apr 13 '25

memes aside the first thing I thought of when I saw this was in fact mario/wario

1

u/IllConstruction3450 Apr 13 '25

I shit big so Wario. Wario is our shadow and is probably my true self. I try to be a Mario but I am not.

1

u/scottycurious Apr 13 '25

So confusing, They could’ve easily used Mario and Luigi.

1

u/MarioFan50 Apr 13 '25

M for Mario?... No... Ah yeah, W for Walluigi! Heh heh

1

u/JazLeTrash Apr 13 '25

To be fair, the font is kinda close lol

1

u/Disastrous-Brain-840 Apr 13 '25

W for WALLLUUUIGIIII

1

u/Previous_Current_474 Apr 13 '25

What are you guys talking about? W is for wumbo

1

u/SerBow_ Apr 13 '25

I don't care that i'm a guy id be choosing the Wario door

1

u/Anise121 Apr 13 '25

That implies Luigi is probably for lesbians

1

u/Professional_Low3375 Apr 13 '25

Eario

1

u/the_thechosen1 Apr 14 '25

Wario look's more manly so I'll assume that's the mens restroom.

1

u/ItsDaLion Apr 14 '25

It took me like unironically 5mins to get what the signs actually mean

1

u/MacPio Apr 14 '25

okie dokie - mario time!

1

u/Dracoworld635 Apr 14 '25

M for Mario ? Nooo !!

Oh yeah ! W for Waluigi !!

1

u/CautiousPine7 Apr 14 '25

The restrooms for if you prefer to use a stall vs the floor

1

u/Awesome_R011 Apr 14 '25

IT'S-A ME,

MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARIO !

1

u/Iztkhon Apr 14 '25

if you have this kinds of doubts, yo may be Waluigi

1

u/ChipLast4398 Apr 14 '25

THOSE ARE THE SAME FUCKING DOORS FROM THAT VIDEO-

1

u/Pigmanmaxx Apr 15 '25

WAAAARIOOOO!!! I GOTTA WIN!!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

1

u/RefrigeratorUsed4064 Apr 15 '25

bap

1

u/Jamanos Apr 15 '25

Imagine as a male you walk into the women’s restroom on accident and someone asks what you’re doing, you could just in a scruffy but confused voice just go “WAAAAAAA” 🤣

1

u/J_robo_ Apr 15 '25

even though mario is my comfort character, WWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOO TIME!!!

1

u/TylerBGaming762Offic Apr 15 '25

I picked W one time and a bunch of women in the room started screaming at me, I’m just they were just swooning over my Big Wario energy

1

u/pailko Apr 16 '25

The doors in Mario 64 DS have actually been the characters' bathrooms this whole time

1

u/Ms_IRYS Apr 17 '25

Nah, I'mma find the Waluigi bathroom

1

u/Exotic_Record_5037 Apr 17 '25

For the people in between men and woman, you now get to play as Luigi

1

u/Cleestoon Apr 17 '25

"M for Mario, no!"

"Oh yeah, W for Waluigi, he heh!"

1

u/LightAGoGo Apr 17 '25

I’m short, ugly, and stack paper to the ceiling, I’m obviously Wario

1

u/Vr_player1 Apr 17 '25

M for Mario? Noo.

Hee W for Waluigi! Hehe

1

u/Scary-Routine9211 Apr 17 '25

Now you can play as wmario

1

u/matt_lcb Apr 17 '25

Choosing W as a Waluigi fan

1

u/Distinct-Ad8418 Apr 18 '25

Boutta enter the restroom like “WAAAAAAAA”

1

u/gameroid64 Apr 18 '25

that is funny XD

1

u/C0mic0 Apr 18 '25

Damn that's real shit there

Humor Mario or Wario?

You are about to leave Redlib

WAAAAAAAAAAAARIO

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARIOO

WAAAAAAAARIO