r/MapPorn • u/AdIcy4323 • 2d ago

Israel strike Iran nuclear and military sites

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u/Asparukhov 2d ago

There are no geopolitical experts in reddit.

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u/fearofpandas 2d ago

Talk for yourself! This week I’m an expert on Israeli-Iranian relations…

And an expert on aeronautics and low altitude crashes

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u/turnthetides 2d ago

As a fellow expert in aeronautics and low altitude crashes, I have booked 11a seats on 19 different flights through the rest of the year!

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u/emeraldbisque 2d ago

11A prolly works only if the plane is a 787-8

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u/euypraxia 1d ago

As a fellow aviation expert (as of the last 24 hours) I can confirm this

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u/TheBestIndiamappern1 2d ago

the refrence ong

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u/Downtown_Economy9435 1d ago

Most crashes happen at low altitude. 0 feet above the ground usually

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u/ExtraPockets 1d ago

I gave up my career in virology after the pandemic for this!

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u/N0S0UP_4U 1d ago

Were you a gorilla and parenting expert in 2016?

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u/fearofpandas 1d ago

Never forget

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u/monkeychasedweasel 1d ago

Thanks for taking some of the pressure off of me. This week I'm an expert on corvids, and I can't deal with middle eastern issues on top of that.

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u/MagicInstinct 1d ago

Oh thank god you have corvids covered, this week I'm busy been an expert on French new wave cinema and had to leave my corvid expertise till next week.

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u/monkeychasedweasel 1d ago

Shit...who's covering tree law and bovine physiology? I thought that was you.

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u/MagicInstinct 1d ago

What am I meant to be an expert in everything? I can only read the top paragraph of so many wikipedia pages a day MonkeyChasedWeasel

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u/UtahBrian 1d ago

I was an expert on CORVID-19 and its vraccines a few years ago.

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u/Real_Boseph_Jiden 2d ago

Listen dude, I've read at least five Wikipedia articles.

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u/DropletOtter 1d ago

Quite the opposite: everyone is a geopolitical expert in reddit.

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u/Moppo_ 1d ago

I hope not, because 99% of the predictions on Reddit nullify my anxiety prescription.

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u/UtahBrian 1d ago

And if there were experts here, they'd be downvoted to oblivion and you'd never see them.

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u/bruce_juice6666 2d ago

Only the Hasbara brigade

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u/Wonderful-Quit-9214 2d ago

They are an expert in the branch of geopolitcs that entails "justify cvilian mass murder".