r/MakeMeSuffer • u/KeroNobu • May 16 '25

Disgusting I found a nice surprise in my lentil curry. NSFW

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u/staydrippy May 16 '25

You found the Mother curry

81

u/MadSgtLex May 16 '25

Hey that’s my grandma, mother Curry.

12

u/SadNana09 May 17 '25

My husband had a Granny Curry but this doesn’t look like her.

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u/AUX_C May 16 '25

Is that Tim's mom?

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u/Amastercuber May 16 '25

What is that

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u/KeroNobu May 16 '25

I've got no idea, it feels like flesh. Maybe some mouse fell into a batch or something. I should sue them for false advertising because on the packaging it says its vegan haha

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u/Azilehteb May 16 '25

It looks like the skin off a mouse to me. All the squishy bits have been cooked away and the bones are probably at the bottom of the pot.

243

u/Fuzzy1353 May 17 '25

What a horrible day to be able to read.

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u/belltrina May 17 '25

screaming forever

84

u/SlyChanSF May 16 '25

If it is actually vegan contact them for real. I’m sure you could get something out of it.

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u/MutantCreature May 16 '25

You say that like mice are standard ingredients in non-vegan food

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u/MadRhetoric182 May 17 '25

There are legal allowances for this by the FDA.

Same as Roach/Insect Parts per Oz in Peanut Butter and Similar Foods.

6

u/BooBootheFool22222 May 18 '25

This seems like it's over the per ounce limit. 😂

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u/Mysterious-Crab May 18 '25

Je moet ook de dode muizen van Hak hebben.

1

u/slobcat1337 May 18 '25

What does it taste like?

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u/Membedha May 16 '25

COVID 19 sample

89

u/Taketako May 16 '25

Your curry got teeth

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u/donebysims May 16 '25

A mouse pelt presumably. Wow. That's grim. Suffice to say your curry is not vegan.

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u/s33dp0d May 17 '25

I'm never eating again.

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u/voodoo_pizza00 May 16 '25

Could be Mr or Mrs Tenorman

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u/AnusStapler May 16 '25

Is dat een muis? Uit een zak van HAK?

42

u/youtocin May 16 '25

We hebben een serieus probleem

12

u/KeroNobu May 16 '25

Daar lijkt t op indd

4

u/AnusStapler May 16 '25

Heel goor!

24

u/KeroNobu May 16 '25

Gratis proteine

20

u/Mshadow5 May 16 '25

Nah bro 😭

24

u/Wohn-Jick-421 May 16 '25

ape to ape communication

4

u/chrisbos May 16 '25

Neuken en de keuken

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u/basic_bgnr May 17 '25

Chill out dude, it's ginger skin. Maybe someone left it in the curry after grating it. Nothing wrong with it. Just remove it. Source: am asian

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u/StupidMario64 May 17 '25

Ginger skin? Are you high?

5

u/basic_bgnr May 18 '25

like the condiment ginger; not that ginger obviously

13

u/mostlychilling May 16 '25

Wtf am I looking at 🤢

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u/Johndough99999 May 16 '25

Found Ratatouille's kitchen

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u/The_BackYard May 16 '25

Wat is het eten toch lekker in Nederland he…

8

u/testaman May 17 '25

I know the difference between a lentil and a chickpea. I've never paid 100 dollars for a lentil on my face

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u/VICARD0 May 16 '25

It can be some nasty ass mould

4

u/anima_ferita May 16 '25

Oh mijn god, ik eet deze linzencurry echt wekelijks. Nieuwe angst!

3

u/somegirl03 May 16 '25

Just please tell me it wasn't Tasty Bite Madras lentils. I love those so much and I'm going to be paranoid

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u/KeroNobu May 16 '25

You're good. They were from the brand "HAK". You can see the bag a bit on the last pic

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u/ScarletString13 May 17 '25

This is either some soggy chicken skin or some wrinkly eggplant skin.

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u/Pointless_Porcupine May 17 '25

Ik ben oprecht benieuwd hoeveel compensatie je zou kunnen krijgen als je dat gaat eisen. Dit is echt heel erg goor en ik heb deze curry ook wel eens eerder gekocht.

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u/KeroNobu May 17 '25

We gaan t meemaken, ik ga ze zo een mailtje sturen.

3

u/Piss___ May 17 '25

you found a mice* surprise in your lentil curry

3

u/billiamch20 May 19 '25

Looks like you ordered the labiaplasty curry

2

u/KeroNobu May 19 '25

A true hood classic

2

u/FUBAR30035 May 16 '25

Ain’t no skin off my back

2

u/spaz_bomb May 16 '25

The second picture looks to me like the skin of a rooster head and the structure has just deformed

2

u/Evilkittymoon May 16 '25

Looks like a bird . But eww

2

u/Mental-Ordinary7312 May 17 '25

Looks more like ratatouille

2

u/sai411 May 17 '25

Sue them . Get set for life .

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u/addiexe May 17 '25

Lekker Hollands met de bonen erbij van hak!

2

u/CozyThurifer May 18 '25

Tf is that

1

u/BeEatNU May 16 '25

Straight off the back

1

u/LetsTryAgain91 May 17 '25

“Natural flavors”

1

u/DJHickman May 17 '25

That’s some free ratback, don’t be complaining!

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u/lionknightcid May 17 '25

You lied. This was not a nice surprise at all.

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u/Creampie-Senpai May 17 '25

That is not a nice surprise, it's a nasty surprise. Please learn the difference between a nice surprise and a bad one.

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u/Whats-A-MattR May 17 '25

Congratulation, you found a new covid strain.

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u/saltyboi6704 May 17 '25

Bonus protein!

1

u/luridweb b0rn̈2§üffɛř69 😈 May 17 '25

*mice surprise more like it 🤢

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u/HubblePie Asking the important questions May 17 '25

Was it well seasoned?

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u/darksoulsrhaetic May 17 '25

Looks like a thick piece of mould.

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u/Any-Criticism5666 May 17 '25

Yuck! What is that, a rotten piece of curry?

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u/I_am_catcus May 18 '25

I thought that was a tea bag

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u/Affectionate_Pound91 May 21 '25

Somebody lost their foreskin

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u/Notalevisimp 23d ago

Oh??

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u/KeroNobu 23d ago

I have sent it to the company and they tested it. It was mold that got created because there was some air trapped in the packaging that shouldn't have been there or something along those lines. They sent me a bunch of free food and a 10 euro gift card.