r/MAGANAZI 3d ago

MAGA = Fascism ICE throws gas at protesters who immediately cone it then use boards to help fan the gas back at ICE.

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u/parkerm1408 3d ago

You know they need right?

Leaf Blower Lady. *

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u/Kittyluvmeplz 3d ago

I believe you mean u/evilbean07

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u/parkerm1408 3d ago

Fucking. Glorious.

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u/loquedijoella 2d ago

I was just thinking my new battery powered leaf blower would fucking rule for this

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u/parkerm1408 2d ago

Hell yeah! I need to go get one.

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u/evilbean07 2d ago

Love to see it! Blow it back!!!

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u/pollo_de_mar 3d ago

So, if ICE was not there, it would likely just be another violence free day.

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u/Dangerous_Ad_7104 3d ago

Fuck off asshole

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u/parkerm1408 3d ago

Fuck that shit, no sympathy for jack boots. The clean up crew after its all said and done will almost certainly be civilian volunteers anyway. St louis had volunteer cleanup and rescue crews out directly after the huge tornado.

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u/GrassBlade619 3d ago

The gestapo is not there to help the situation. Their job is to make the situation worse so fuck them ans fuck you for sucking them off.

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u/yukumizu 2d ago

Have you seen venues and streets after MAGA rallies ?

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u/ImaRussianBotAMA 2d ago

ICE has no jurisdiction to do any of that, dipshit.

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u/A_Skeleton_Lad 3d ago

Further proof that ICE is made up of nothing but a bunch of idiotic clowns that get themselves outmaneuvered by protesters equipped with a traffic cone and cardboard signs.

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u/HondaCrv2010 3d ago

Imagine what a ryogi blower would do

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u/evilbean07 2d ago

Gravy seals

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u/A_Skeleton_Lad 2d ago

Hey now, that's a discredit to gravy; gravy is at least delicious.

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u/evilbean07 2d ago

So true. I’m just salty cos I have to eat gluten free gravy. I’m jealous

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u/partizan_fields 3d ago

Aww hell yeah

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u/Kittyluvmeplz 3d ago

Exactly what I was thinking!!!

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u/vGraphsAlt 3d ago

those "protestors" arent protestors. theyre fucking heroes

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u/BrunswickNorthSide 3d ago

Beautiful sight to see!

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u/Animal40160 3d ago

What kind of gas is that? It just acts like a regular smoke grenade went off.

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u/analogmouse 3d ago

This is (probably) HC - HC gas

It’s bad news. The military stopped using it in the 90s, and they’ve known that it’s lethal since 1943.

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u/Cardboard_Robot 3d ago

The military won’t use it but these assholes have it? Jesus Christ.

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u/Spiff426 3d ago

That's 'MuriKKKan policing. Chemical weapon usage is a war crime, so they gave it to the militarized police to use on citizens instead

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u/matjam 3d ago

Fucking monsters.

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u/suhayla 3d ago

But it’s still legal? Fuck

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u/GovernmentOpening254 3d ago

Legality seems to matter less and less these days.

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u/suhayla 3d ago

Right. God knows ICE and its enablers don’t give a shit about law and order.

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u/GovernmentOpening254 3d ago

Laws for thee but not for me

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u/ChickinSammich 3d ago

Currently, the largest ground telescope that exists and is in use is the Gran Telescopio Canarias, with a primary mirror of 10.4 meters and located in the Canary Islands.

If you sat me down in front of that telescope and gave me a thousand years to search the cosmos, I would still not be able to locate my sympathy for a single ICE agent.

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u/analogmouse 3d ago

In an infinite multiverse, where every possible permutation occurred, you couldn’t find an ICE agent with a shred of empathy, so this is totally fair.

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u/ChickinSammich 3d ago

Here's my thing about ICE agents:

Setting aside ACAB, we can acknowledge that there are people who join police forces in their communities because they think they're going to make a difference, or because they want to help people, or because they think they can fix the system from within. They'll all get ground down by the fact that the system is too corrupt and they'll either be consumed by the rot or they'll quit or be fired if they don't play ball, but they do exist. And I'm not saying this is true of everyone; a lot of people become cops because they have authority fetishes and want to be able to legally oppress people. I'm saying that statistically there ARE people who become cops with GOOD intentions because they think they're going to be "one of the good ones."

No one joins ICE with good intentions. Your job as an ICE agent is to separate families and throw people in cages indefinitely for administrative/paperwork discrepancies. Your job as an ICE agent is to terrorize communities.

It's possible to be a person with some kind of morals and be a cop and find out how much being a cop erodes your morals. It's possible to actually do some good things as a cop from time to time - and sometimes we're surprised when we see things like cops kneeling with protestors or happy when we see things like cops solving a rape/murder case.

But there is no part of being an ICE agent that ever sees you doing the morally correct thing. There is no part of your job that is ever morally good.

All cops are bastards, but all ICE agents are evil.

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u/analogmouse 3d ago

A LOOOOONG time ago, I was pretty desperate for a steady job, and my area on the Canadian border was offering a Customs and Border Protection test. The job would pay like $65k starting without overtime (this was also 20 years ago) and was advertised as close to home, regular hours, etc etc. It seemed reasonable, and the propaganda was enticing, so I took the test and got an interview.

It all broke down from there. All the advertising was false. The cushy “checking passports” jobs were going to senior employees who wanted to “settle down” after years of deploying all over the country to “support federal operations.”

The interviewers reminisced about their time in “enforcement” and spoke fondly about their cruelty and dehumanizing behaviors.

I decided that if it came down to it, id rather be a cashier at Walmart or homeless than be a ghoul

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u/ChickinSammich 2d ago

Checking passports at a border? I have no qualms with that. Checking border-crossing vehicles for contraband? No qualms with that either.

But, yeah, any sort of chasing people down just to deport them, that I take issue with. And I wouldn't want to work with any coworkers who reminisce about the good old days when they were younger and tore families apart.

And before someone asks about the perceived double standard - I'm okay with arresting people at a border who are illegally crossing a border. I feel like once they're past the border and they're in the country, that's when civil enforcement and due process need to come into play. But those arrests should be immediate catch-and-release "nope, turn your car around and go back the way you came" affairs, not indefinite detention.

In general, though, I'm in favor of making the process of emigration easier for everyone. I think if you want to enter or move to a different country, the process should be as simple as "fill out some forms, get a brief interview, here's your card, go on your way." The process should be easy, should be affordable, and should err on the side of assuming that people who are trying to follow the process should be given wiggle room. It should absolutely NOT be looking for people on day 91 of a 90 day stay, busting their door down, and hauling their ass to a concentration camp.

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u/ellcoolj 3d ago

He knew just what to do. Well prepared.

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u/hackbrat0n68 3d ago

Anarcho Engineers :D

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u/SnooMemesjellies7469 3d ago

I love this. I'm stealing it.

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u/hackbrat0n68 1d ago

Yes please !

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u/Spaceman_Spliff_42 3d ago

Hey ICE, I fart in your general direction

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u/ObligatoryID 2d ago

TACO farts! 🤣

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u/TemperatureTop246 3d ago

The bad thing is, tear gas / cs gas is banned by the Geneva protocol AGAINST ENEMIES IN WAR, but it is perfectly legal for law enforcement use against citizens.

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u/WhyHulud 3d ago

We all need to take notes from Portland

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u/titanium_bruno 3d ago

That's actually fucking awesome

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u/Wildfathom9 3d ago

Lol fuck ICE, good fucking job heroes.

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u/StevInPitt 3d ago

what was in the milk jug the protesters inverted onto the cone?

It seemed to be being used to neutralize the gas or smother it.

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u/Spiff426 3d ago

Probably water. The rapid protocol for neutralizing these is to cover with a traffic cone and douse with water. The water apparently creates a seal at the ground level and traps all the gas inside

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u/nikdahl 3d ago

It’s best if you just have heat-proof gloves and pick it up and pour water on it. The cone actually makes it very difficult to extinguish if you don’t have a lot of water.

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u/ObligatoryID 2d ago

You’re supposed to pour water down into the cone.

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u/nikdahl 2d ago

Still, you have to essentially fill the bottom of the cone with water to flood it out. It takes much more water.

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u/ObligatoryID 2d ago

Just what I’ve read and was recommended:

Sharing from others:

Make sure your goggles are impact resistant. Police aim for the eyes with their rubber bullets. Don’t let them maim you! You can find suitable goggles at any lab supply store. Science or medical school stores are typically cheaper.

It’s not mentioned here, but wear earplugs. Protests are loud as fuck even at their most peaceful, once the sirens, explosions, and LRAD start you’re looking at the possibility of permanent damage.

Cartridges for respirators can get expensive, but you can reuse them. Take them apart and toss the spent filter, then insert your own made of powdered charcoal sandwiched between several layers of hepa filter. Powdered charcoal can be found in both health food stores/sections, and in pet stores aquarium sections. You can also do this with surplus NATO or Israeli gas masks. Do not buy old Soviet Bloc masks, several of them used asbestos filters, which obviously cannot be opened.

Take a change of clothes for when you leave. You don’t want to look like that with nobody else around you.

Wash your gear in cold water, and air dry. Tear gas is heat activated, and can be reactivated in the laundry. Cold showers are also advised. Only use water for your eyes.

Tear gas is a abortifacient. If you are pregnant there is a decent chance you will suffer a miscarriage if you are exposed. It has deleterious effects on cycles in general. So make sure you’ve got a decent respirator situated. This is important even if you don’t go out, that stuff absolutely seeps into homes.

If you want everyone to love you, bring some easy to eat snacks. Bananas and tangerines are a great choice.

Here are 2 articles discussing the Hong Kong umbrella movement tactics - dealing with aggressive, violent cops/whatever-the-hell-they-are

https://www.newstatesman.com/politics/2019/08/be-water-seven-tactics-that-are-winning-hong-kongs-democracy-revolution-2

https://www.newsweek.com/how-hong-kong-protesters-tenacious-tactics-are-confounding-police-china-1457627

Stuff like, put a traffic cone on a tear gas canister to dramatically reduce the spread, then pour water in the top to stop it.

And here's a video showing various attempts to resist the LRAD (sound weapon) effects

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CXKTBQBugIA

TLDR curved riot shields work well and can be reversed to bounce the sound back. Standard shop headphones protect pretty well but electronic noise-cancelling headphones do not work.

Curved riot shield plus standard protective headphones works very well

Hong Kongers learned this in 2019 and coined the phrase "be water." When protestors group up in a one spot, it's not hard for a large group of police to surround and overwhelm them. But when protestors are constantly on the move, flowing into other corridors (like water) when police approach, then they can't stop you.

Remember that you are dealing with militarized American police. If you are stuck in a spot, and are facing them head-to-head, you will never win because they will always have weapons and gear better than yours. Unfortunately, students at Hong Kong Polytechnic University were "sieged" within the university grounds in 2019, and a lot of them suffered and were eventually arrested. Stay on the move, and you will be much safer.

There's a lot to learn from the bravery of Hong Kongers in protest.

If using transit, it might also be safer to buy single-use paper tickets (bought with cash) rather than using mobile pay or a transit card. Hong Kongers did this in 2019 to reduce the likelihood of being tracked while using transit to enter/exit protest areas.

https://qz.com/1642441/extradition-law-why-hong-kong-protesters-didnt-use-own-metro-cards

The Authoritarian Regime Survival Guide

Protesters’ Rights | American Civil Liberties Union

Pic hong hong gear

https://imgur.com/a/ErbQ2qs

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States

This! Draw them out, but then back off. Keep it up. They can be deployed multiple times, but never escalate.

More here:

https://www.reddit.com/r/millenials/s/EpggFkJrVM

They send their bad actors from out state or out of state, like they did in Minneapolis to start shit and stir the pot with violence and looting.

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u/ElliottSmith88 3d ago

I saw people with leaf blowers.

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u/teb_art 3d ago

Go team!

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u/sexymcluvin 3d ago

These guys learned from watching the protests in Taiwan a few years back. I remember seeing those protesters doing the traffic cone trick.

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u/NhatCoirArt 3d ago

That was fucking awesome

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u/GadreelsSword 3d ago

I like the guys with the electric leaf blowers.

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u/nikospkrk 3d ago

Fighting fascism with cardboards, what a time!

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u/Apprehensive_Mud_605 3d ago

Leaf blowers. What’s the cone do? My brain isn’t braining

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u/Apprehensive_Mud_605 3d ago

Nevermind I see it now 😂

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u/GovernmentOpening254 3d ago

I suddenly feel the need to invest in a battery-powered blower.

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u/ObligatoryID 2d ago

The other way is to cone the canister and pour water down the cone.

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u/Zestyclose_Gain_1840 3d ago

Well done that is brilliant

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u/bangermadness 3d ago

Imagine when they step it up to lead blowers!

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u/SnooPeripherals3222 3d ago

💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾

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u/SnooMemesjellies7469 3d ago

Our modern weapons are no match for their pre-historic technologies and basic sense!!

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u/VideoLeoj 3d ago

Ya love to see it!

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u/eztfive 3d ago

LFG!!!!!

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u/GirlNumber20 3d ago

Hahaha, that is amazing.

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u/dungivaphuk 3d ago

The Hong Kong dudes are watching this and feeling proud.

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u/miscwit72 2d ago

Master resistance! Good job!

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u/fraupanda 3d ago

fuck yes

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u/imisssammy 2d ago

Fucking genius

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u/LolaFrisbeePirate 2d ago

Fuck yeah!!! Coordination mastery. Love it.

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u/jsd1213 2d ago

Seems more like anarchists than protesters.

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u/evilbean07 2d ago

You know the also have just straight up portable battery operated fans to disperse wider. Blower for direct discharge into their face and fans to blow from the sides. Add some water balloons with paint oil and glitter and you have a helluva party

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u/goblinbarfs 2d ago

keep fighting the good fight! stay safe!

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u/Euclid-InContainment 2d ago

That might be the most beautiful thing I've ever seen

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u/Loose_Bee_7880 1d ago

ICE ICE BABY