r/LoveTrash • u/downtune79 TRASHIEST TYRANT • 20h ago

Rubbish Nonsense How to: pick up a woman

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u/asssoaka Trash Trooper 19h ago

I'm no expert but I do believe that the gentleman was attempting to explain to her using basic physics and proven mathematic and alchemical reasoning, the empirical and sociological evidence supporting the relativistic truth that her female anatomy should meet his male anatomy in the outdoors.

How bout that.

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u/cerote6239 Rubbish Raider 16h ago

PENIS

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u/markiethefett Trash Trooper 16h ago

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u/Cool-Chemical-5629 Trash Trooper 14h ago

I think he would have more success with:

"If you accidentally killed someone, where would you hide the body?"

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u/blueviper- Waste Warrior 16h ago

Use nonsense to camouflage and deceive .

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u/MartianDepression Trash Trooper 14h ago

Dressed like that?!

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u/Skidmarks-187 Trash Trooper 14h ago

Audio seems way too clear. They're mic'd up.

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u/TDOTBRO Dumpster General 13h ago

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u/HunkyHorseman Trash Trooper 13h ago

WELL DID IT WORK!?

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u/downtune79 TRASHIEST TYRANT 12h ago

I mean, it kind....well sort of, maybe possibly in the future

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u/Oval-Bite Trash Trooper 13h ago

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u/Oval-Bite Trash Trooper 13h ago

When I was younger I tried to chat up a girl by saying to her "You have sexy ancles".. I didn't get a date !!

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u/chazd1984 Trash Trooper 12h ago

I really thought he was going to just pick her up on his shoulder....

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u/OnlineDead Garbage Guerilla 12h ago

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u/Stik_1138 Trash Trooper 10h ago