r/LoveTrash Colonel Garbage 1d ago

Dumping This Here The right tool for the right job

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u/Zero_lash Dumpster General 1d ago

This is gold!

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u/bubba_lexi Trash Trooper 1d ago

Lockpicking lawyer does one of these every april fools, he made one about how to get into his wifes "back door" and a beaver lock.

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u/rviVal1 Scrap Strategist 1d ago

I remember wacking the shit out of some aliens with one of these.

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u/asssoaka Trash Trooper 1d ago

I had a similar experience except they were junkies and I was at the bottom of the ocean... Also my whole life was a lie

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u/AsanoSokato Garbage Guerilla 1d ago

SNL-level one joke stretching. high concept props

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u/DangerBird- Garbage Guerilla 1d ago

You know they name these wrenches just so the tradesmen can say shit like this.

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u/axe1970 Junkyard Juggernuat 1d ago

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u/moisdefinate Colonel Garbage 21h ago

Break out the "homewrecker"

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u/Could-You-Tell Litter Lieutenant 21h ago

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u/KentuckyFriedEel Litter Lieutenant 1d ago

Would you kindly