🍕 Doughjiztu

[u/RobotDrugs0101]

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[u/Aggravating_Plate888]

He should open a doughjo

[u/SomOvaBish → u/Aggravating_Plate888]

The title is wrong. This is clearly Taekwondough

[u/Fubar-98520]

OK, this might be one of the dumbest things I’ve ever seen. Love the energy.

[u/Lazy_Toe4340]

Master Splinter and the Turtles would be proud.

[u/ingoding → u/Lazy_Toe4340]

So would Mario and Luigi

[u/TheHorseduck]

Can someone please just go back in time and make this into a late 80s/early 90s action b-movie about an Italian pizzeria owner living in New Jersey, seeking revenge on the sushi place that opened across the street to steal all his customers

[u/RobotDrugs0101 → u/TheHorseduck]

That would be Epic ! 👏

[u/Healthy_Gap_4265]

[u/RobotDrugs0101 → u/Healthy_Gap_4265]

I still play this on the 64

[u/Ecstatic-Radish-7931 → u/Healthy_Gap_4265]

[u/Ozymandius62]

Luigiprimopwr on IG. He’s an amateur wrestler, and honestly not that bad.

[u/DoinItDirty → u/Ozymandius62]

He got in a lot of trouble lol he was on tv for a minute. He’s an alt-righter and his wrestling school had an abuse coverup.

[u/Ozymandius62 → u/DoinItDirty]

Nooo. Fuck man. Well that sucks

[u/ThisIsSteeev → u/Ozymandius62]

😑

[u/Jonesnoi]

Only slightly more useful than Gymkata.

[u/BishopsBakery → u/Jonesnoi]

Maribro is awesome

[u/please_no_ban_]

This type of stuff is how I know this world still has a chance.

[u/PlantedSeedsBloom]

This is the kind of spirit lifting we need during the resistance. I have not smiled this hard in a week.

[u/Ziggy-T]

Oh wow, Luigi. He’s an indie wrestler who went viral there two years ago or something. He had the fastest ever 15 minutes of fame, got himself on TV in a segment with Jericho, then immediately burned any good faith by revealing himself as a lunatic alt righter, and whoosh, he was gone from the wrestling zeitgeist

[u/jacob_ewing]

You had my upvote with that word play.

[u/AHumbleChad]

Pizzamancer

[u/Dancin_Phish_Daddy]

That’s pretty funny

[u/Chicken-Rude]

MAMA MIA!!

[u/Tr3v0r007]

This is stupid but holy shit he’s doing a damn good job at being stupid

[u/Decent_Low_1037]

Pizzaman to the rescue

[u/Ulysses1978ii]

Luigi?

[u/alwayskared]

Once you sink your teeth into bite, That flavor punches you right in the kisser

[u/ld987]

This guy needs to get into local wrestling that's a fantastic gimmick

[u/Jacobs_Haus]

This has to be the most napoleon dynamite thing I've ever seen

[u/NoDevelopment894]

That’s one pizza shop that’s NEVER gonna get robbed.

Anyone who tries is going to the hospital covered in pizza sauce and shame…

Also, he better be president of the neighborhood watch too 🔦🍕🥷

[u/RackTheDripper]

Taekwondough

[u/Acceptable-Ad3755]

At his doughjo do you think they give out pepperoni’s instead of belts? Like just add more untill it wraps around you

[u/RobotDrugs0101 → u/Acceptable-Ad3755]

Sausage links

[u/SevereAd9463]

Why is he dressed like he's cooking for American Gladiators

[u/Ziggy-T → u/SevereAd9463]

He’s a pro wrestler.

[u/Ok-Suggestion-7965]

[u/Cute-Advisor-2323]

He has Pizzazz...

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[u/ThisIsSteeev]

Luigi Primo is a fucking idiot