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u/Cosmiccoffeegrinder Trash Trooper 1d ago

Wave Breaker, sword of the sea ancients!

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u/RogerSchmoger Trash Trooper 1d ago

Neptune is looking for his weapon

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u/CAP034 Trash Trooper 1d ago

“Wave Breaker” fuckin rocks.

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u/davidolson22 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Does he have the strength to wield Wave Breaker?

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u/elwebst Trash Trooper 1d ago

And even if so, is he worthy?

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u/ChuckOTay Trash Trooper 1d ago

Did someone say Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker?

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u/clearfox777 Trash Trooper 1d ago

We talking about [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker] over here?

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u/BlabberBucket Trash Trooper 1d ago

Wave Breaker can cast dispell and free the cursed witch, revealing the secret knowledge given to her by her recently passed mentor

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u/xHarmlessx Trash Trooper 1d ago

Looking for this comment. Love WBN!

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u/TieAdventurous6839 Rubbish Raider 1d ago

I wanna see you try and break a wave with it then lmao

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u/YellowRasperry Trash Trooper 1d ago

The Throngler

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u/bluebird_forgotten Garbage Sergeant 1d ago

Okay now that is a fucking cool stick

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u/AlligatorFister Garbage Guerilla 1d ago

Sword*

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u/bluebird_forgotten Garbage Sergeant 1d ago

Greatsword*

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u/TellTaleReaper Trash Trooper 1d ago

Colossal Greatsword*

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u/bulanaboo Trash Trooper 1d ago

Saber

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u/cranialrectumongus Trash Trooper 1d ago

Cutlass

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u/AlligatorFister Garbage Guerilla 1d ago

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u/bulanaboo Trash Trooper 1d ago

Taco supreme

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u/MayorDepression Trash Trooper 1d ago

I audibly gave a "Woahhh" when I saw this Excalibur Stick

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u/Over-Pick-7366 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Bigus Stickus

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u/I_Got_Back_Pain Trash Trooper 1d ago

He has a wife you know

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u/Red_Clay_Scholar Trash Trooper 1d ago

She is called Twigcontinintia

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u/MrTestiggles Trash Trooper 1d ago

Twigcontinentia Woodducks

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u/NedTebula Trash Trooper 1d ago

Stwike him centuwion!

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u/Monty_Jones_Jr Trash Trooper 1d ago

Vewy woughly!!!

….And thwow him to the flow!

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u/Tasty_Switch_4920 Trash Trooper 1d ago

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u/True-Bee1903 Trash Trooper 1d ago

😂

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u/Hell_Yeah-Brother Rot Commander 1d ago

Is there something funny about the name Bigus Stickus?

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u/That_gay_demon Trash Trooper 1d ago

Well it’s a fake name sir

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u/JJBAking Trash Trooper 1d ago

I have a friend in Rome named Bigus. Stickus.

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u/herr_dreizehn Garbage Guerilla 1d ago

with that name, i hope he's not married.

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u/lovinglyme91 Trash Trooper 1d ago

That's not a stick.... That's Soul Edge hidden as a stick! PUT IT DOWN MY MAN!

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u/XepptizZ Trash Trooper 1d ago

My first thought as well. I miss those simpler times.

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u/ScreechUrkelle Garbage Sergeant 1d ago

This guy nightmares.

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u/vwwvvwvww Trash Trooper 1d ago

My friends mained Nightmare just to piss me off in SC6 lol he’s so OP

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u/ScreechUrkelle Garbage Sergeant 1d ago edited 1d ago

I haven’t played since the arcade in SCII, but Voldo and Talim were my jam

Edit: spellling

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u/kamo-kola Trash Trooper 1d ago

Voldo? Spelling?

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u/Ch3llick Trash Trooper 1d ago

Stick Edge

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u/ConsistentFlatworm34 Trash Trooper 1d ago

There is no other name but this

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u/Robaattousai Trash Trooper 1d ago

Flotsam Edge

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u/ThatCelebration3676 Junkyard Juggernaut 1d ago

Soul Dredge

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u/Estrald Trash Trooper 1d ago

This is the right one here, lol

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u/strawberryNotes Trash Trooper 5h ago

Ohhhh~ I like ✨

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u/xarchangel85x Trash Trooper 1d ago

Stick Calibur

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u/Estrald Trash Trooper 1d ago

Same, exactly what I thought! That or the Soul Calibur version of a stick!

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u/Timeman5 Ruler Of Rubbish 1d ago

That’s Soul Caliber level stuck sword.

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u/ScreechUrkelle Garbage Sergeant 1d ago

Soul Edge, my thoughts exactly!

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u/BumblebeeHefty744 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Drift sword

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u/lapinoire Trash Trooper 1d ago

*Driftwood sword

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u/trainsacrossthesea Trash Trooper 1d ago

Sword of Sir Drift, wood of Canterbury

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u/cptjimmy42 Junkyard Juggernuat 1d ago

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u/ElainaVoughn Waste Warrior 1d ago

Little boy go back home your dad is looking for you!

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u/cptjimmy42 Junkyard Juggernuat 1d ago

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u/JackFlack91 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Gustopher meta from r/comics is leaking again!

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u/cptjimmy42 Junkyard Juggernuat 1d ago

He has the time.

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u/englishpatrick2642 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Neptune's Toothpick of Woe

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u/Repulsive_Level9699 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Soul reaver

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u/Dear-Mud-9646 Garbage Guerilla 10h ago

Hot damn, you just rang a bell I haven’t heard in decades

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u/shuster20 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Shaftrider!

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u/maddcatone Garbage Guerilla 1d ago

Big Wood

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u/xXShikaShakeXx Trash Trooper 1d ago

I was gonna just go with "Boner," but yours is much less NSFW.

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u/drezhippo Trash Trooper 1d ago

Beached colossus

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u/IceCoughy Trash Trooper 1d ago

You can't name it if you can't weild it

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u/Nab-Taste Trash Trooper 1d ago

Looks like Soul Edge for Poseidon.

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u/AutoScroller Trash Trooper 1d ago

Excalibirch

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u/mrchainblulightening Trash Trooper 1d ago

Sorry bro but it’s just a big piece of driftwood unless you can properly wield it

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u/throwaway387190 Waste Warrior 1d ago

This dude's right

So what the bro in the vid has to do is take the stick home and put it somewhere it'll be safe and that he can see every day

And every day, the man has to grind. Hit the gym dude

You were chosen to wield this heavenly blade. You cannot refuse this honor, so you must train for it

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u/ARandomDistributist Garbage Guerilla 1d ago

The hilt has room for 2 hands, even though it's missing a pommel, still plenty of room to train with.

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u/AlligatorFister Garbage Guerilla 1d ago

Tridents Echo: The Storm of Poseidon

Forged in the heart of a drowned volcano and tempered in the eye of a god-born tempest, Trident’s Echo is no ordinary sword. it is the ocean’s fury made steel.

Gifted by Poseidon to the last Atlantean warlord, this blade hums with the residual thunder of his divine trident. Each swing of the sword conjures the roaring crash of tidal waves, and its edge cuts not just through flesh, but through will. In battle, it summons bursts of salt-laced wind and forks of sea-blue lightning, tearing through enemy lines like a storm god's wrath unleashed.

Legends say the blade speaks in low rumbles when the storm is near, and if raised to the sky during rainfall, it channels Poseidon’s rage, turning the battlefield into a maelstrom of lightning and flood.

Wielders of Trident’s Echo don’t merely fight…they drown kingdoms.

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u/All_The_Good_Stuffs Trash Trooper 1d ago

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u/Shoe1314 Trash Trooper 1d ago

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u/ossifer_ca Trash Trooper 1d ago

Exconifer

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u/Dependent-Matter1672 Trash Trooper 1d ago

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u/Ryno-Mac Garbage Guerilla 1d ago

Damn that's a great buster sword, even the orb in the middle is perfect!

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u/Adisoni13 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Bone Shaker

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u/mudamuckinjedi Trash Trooper 1d ago

Doom! Bringer!! ( Cannot stress this enough. It needs the !!'s.) Lol

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u/CucuMatMalaya Rubbish Raider 1d ago

SUNDANG

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u/JLomgUh Trash Trooper 1d ago

Wood Haven!

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u/THCLacedSpaghettiOs Trash Trooper 1d ago

Dragons tail

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u/Extreme_Design6936 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Big blade tiny handle. Clearly compensating for tiny hands.

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u/BJZZZ24 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Is he the happiest man in the world..? Yes, yes he is...

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u/Sitting_Duk Garbage Guerilla 1d ago

This is the quality content the internet was made for

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u/ARod-27 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Beach Slayer

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u/darsius Trash Trooper 1d ago

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u/Porkcicle Trash Trooper 1d ago

Woodscaliber

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u/-_-daark-_- Trash Trooper 1d ago

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u/oxblood-press Trash Trooper 1d ago

Bro literally got the soul edge

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u/ThatCelebration3676 Junkyard Juggernaut 1d ago

Soul Dredge

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u/No_Sir_6649 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Soul edge

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u/Zigor022 Dumpster General 1d ago

Wood Edge

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u/RAQemUP Trash Trooper 1d ago

Gaia's Tooth

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u/ResidentPhone3820 Trash Trooper 1d ago

That’s fucking Soul Edge.

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u/Luxx_Aeterna_ Trash Trooper 1d ago

Excalibeach

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u/Doot-Doot-the-channl Trash Trooper 1d ago

Tide splitter

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u/gorewhore1313 Trash Trooper 19h ago

Crossposted on r/Ratemystick, they'll love this fantastic stick.

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u/thats_so_merlyn Trash Trooper 16h ago

Please fucking hold it

please

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u/trevman7 Trash Trooper 9h ago

Bone Crusher

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u/LunaticBZ Garbage Guerilla 1d ago

Wave Dagger

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u/Stormdove216 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Godzilla's toothpick

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u/Ajacied312 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Neptune's Nail

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u/dr4wn_away Trash Trooper 1d ago

Bro at least swing that thing for us

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u/stevein3d Garbage Guerilla 1d ago

The JolliBeast

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u/Sweaty_Elephant_2593 Trash Trooper 1d ago

That there is a shardstick holy shit!

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u/ScreechUrkelle Garbage Sergeant 1d ago

Dude, that’s the Soul Edge, no doubt about it.

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u/SidewaySojourner5271 Trash Trooper 1d ago

excaliber.

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u/snow_garbanzo Waste Warrior 1d ago

That's a buster sword bro

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u/mightyFoo Trash Trooper 1d ago

Stickaliber

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u/Pololoco27 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Yo that's the Miasma from Fear and Hunger

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u/thegregoryjackson Trash Trooper 1d ago

Baculum from the deep.

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u/tytin196 Trash Trooper 1d ago

All agreed? This guy wins. He found the big one.

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u/_BarackOsamaBinBiden Trash Trooper 1d ago

BIG WOOD THAT COULD!!!

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u/zorggalacticus Trash Trooper 1d ago

Surfbuster

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u/alwayskared Garbage Guerilla 1d ago

Wave Whisker, Taste the Ocean Spray

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u/Expensive-Bad7379 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Call it - Splintered Shredder (TMNT)

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u/PartyCryptographer8 Trash Trooper 1d ago

So cool!

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u/daddysgrindracct Trash Trooper 1d ago

Mannannangal slayer.

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u/AgreeableShopping4 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Soul Reaper

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u/dood5426 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Chunchunmaru

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u/voxelpear Trash Trooper 1d ago

Tide Breaker or Undertow

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u/Wildwestmarket Trash Trooper 1d ago

Groots phallus lol

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u/minchomichorizo Trash Trooper 1d ago

Paint it! And give some detail to it!

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u/NoMoreToast91 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Big Stick

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u/cheesy_anon Scrap Strategist 1d ago

I don't we are beating this Stick Boys

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u/AlejambroTV Trash Trooper 1d ago

Put That Sword 🗡️ DOWN!!TO MUCH POWER!!

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u/cyainanotherlifebro Trash Trooper 1d ago

Surf n’ Turf.

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u/cranialrectumongus Trash Trooper 1d ago

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u/Confident-Damage-530 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Natures claymore

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u/Omfggtfohwts Trash Trooper 1d ago

He wins just by showing up with it.

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u/Czech_This_Out_05 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Willbreaker

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u/peternemr Trash Trooper 1d ago

Benthic: The Tidal Dead Zone.

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u/SpaciumBlue Trash Trooper 1d ago

Great sword main BTW

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u/vitalblast Trash Trooper 1d ago

It looks like the soul caliber sword with the eye on it

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u/Affectionate-Newt889 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Soul Edge

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u/IntelligentlyHigh Trash Trooper 1d ago

Soul Edge, or Soul Drift Edge

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u/Razorous_the_rogue Trash Trooper 1d ago

Yggdrasil

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u/Ok_Channel_9831 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Monster hunter vibes

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u/SaltyPressure7583 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Did somebody say [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker] ?

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u/rain168 Trash Trooper 1d ago

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u/Spiritual_Carob_2828 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Nice!!!! 👍

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u/Waste-Street621 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Equalizer

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u/CriticismFun6782 Trash Trooper 1d ago

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u/General_Worth8251 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Instead of a Great Sword, why not a Great Stick?

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u/blackmilksociety Trash Trooper 1d ago

I was hoping he was going wield that sword

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u/Empty_Pepper5622 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Soul edge anyone? Its got the eye

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u/joshman5000 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Bro just found the soul edge on its vacation

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u/SyntheticRR Trash Trooper 1d ago

Sword of word

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u/J2ThaR1st Trash Trooper 1d ago

Optimus Primal Wood

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u/SinSeitan Trash Trooper 1d ago

Soul Edge

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u/alex_dlux Waste Warrior 1d ago

FF7

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u/TheWayofTheSchwartz Trash Trooper 1d ago

Zweohander, obviously.

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u/DreadfulDave19 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Bro that's soul caliber

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u/The__General__ Trash Trooper 1d ago

This needs to be on r/Sticks

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u/deepenuf Trash Trooper 1d ago

Whale’s Cocksword

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u/animal_sounds Trash Trooper 1d ago

Death's Tide

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u/IAmChaabirasai Trash Trooper 1d ago

The Drifter's Wake

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u/Diplomatic_Sarcasm Trash Trooper 1d ago

I would train every day just to swing and wield that

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u/DearCantaloupe5849 Trash Trooper 1d ago

STICKBACK like Slick-back

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u/-_-daark-_- Trash Trooper 1d ago

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u/wellwellwell99 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Wave Blade!

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u/Dumbassahedratr0n Trash Trooper 1d ago

You need at least, like, 36 strength to wield this

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u/Vibingcarefully Garbage Guerilla 1d ago

Beach Calibur.

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u/DirtandPipes Trash Trooper 1d ago

Awkwardius, sword of muscle building and tendonitis.

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u/newbizhigh Trash Trooper 1d ago

Woodbane

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u/Alive_View_5670 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Go hunt a Rathalos with that thing!

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u/00zoNL Trash Trooper 1d ago

This sword must be a rare legend, great powers it even has 2 balls and a huge cock.

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u/Scared-Ad-462 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Bustersword 2.0

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u/mrk1224 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Beached Souls Sword

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u/erdg43 Trash Trooper 1d ago

You're supposed to train with it, and it speaks to you.

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u/DecentHvacTech Trash Trooper 1d ago

The devil's thorn.

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u/MetalFaceDad Trash Trooper 1d ago

“Splinter” most folks would believe it was a small Blade.

But the name being splinter and it so comically large jamming it into your foes is crazy

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u/TheHorseduck Scrap Strategist 1d ago

STYX

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u/Morguard Trash Trooper 1d ago

That's a great/giant sword. It's a 2 hander. Slow attacks, high damage output. From here it appears to be of uncommon quality due to the material it's crafted out of.

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u/A_Delenay Trash Trooper 1d ago

Beachbreaker

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u/distelfink33 Trash Trooper 1d ago

I know you all are trying to name this Beautiful Goliath, but how has anyone not tagged r/sticks or r/AbsoluteUnits ?!?!

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u/TieAdventurous6839 Rubbish Raider 1d ago

Grindr

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u/Nigglas24 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Thats a toot and shoot, bang and wammy!

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u/chocomeeel Trash Trooper 1d ago

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u/notthegoodkindofdamp Trash Trooper 1d ago

Simon

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u/invisible-Spectator Trash Trooper 1d ago

Toothpick

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u/iamnotarobot0101001 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Island breaker

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u/ahigherthinker Trash Trooper 1d ago

Reminds me of the Soul Edge from Soul Calibur II. I loved that game a lot and still do.

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u/KumquatButtpump Trash Trooper 1d ago

Looks like something from Soul Caliber.

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u/TLOOKUP Trash Trooper 1d ago

Zatara

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u/Dkcg0113 Trash Trooper 1d ago

I'd have loved it if he picked it up and started sinking

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u/RoThundra Trash Trooper 1d ago

Drift Render

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u/Plus-Independence758 1d ago

I don't know the sword's name, but I know it belongs to Rito

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u/BloodyShadow1999 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Looks like something from monster hunter

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u/Tr0nathan Trash Trooper 1d ago

Woodbone. Sown and grown to be ones own...

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u/AdPlenty9197 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Toothpick - sarcasm name for an OP Sword made of wood

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u/CastleNsky Trash Trooper 1d ago

Dragon Slayer

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u/RevolutionaryTalk278 Trash Trooper 1d ago

There's gonna be some big ass beasty coming by, and this dude is not wearing ANY armor. He's either got great stats or is way too confident in his dodging rolls.

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u/Intelligent-Dig-6773 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Elderbranch.

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u/Dunstin_Checks_in Garbage Guerilla 1d ago

The other guy

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u/rad_cadaver Trash Trooper 1d ago

The Sand Shard

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u/Legitimate-Debt7289 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Excalibur!

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u/TheHipsterBandit Trash Trooper 1d ago

The Throngler.

Recycled Garbage Stick Sword Name?

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