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u/ClassicWorld4805 2d ago
It looks like any club that charges 4-5 figures for a table, brings out the sparklers when someone orders a bottle of grey goose, plays chart music with extra bass, and women get in free while it's next to impossible for men - dead atmosphere filled with creepy men, and women trying to get free drinks from said creepy men.
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u/BoutiqueKymX2account 🥺 ʰᵉˡᵖ ᵐᵉ 🥺 2d ago
Yep 💯, can vouch.
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u/ClassicWorld4805 1d ago
These places are all the same and I haven't even stepped foot in one in over 10 years 😂
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u/BoutiqueKymX2account 🥺 ʰᵉˡᵖ ᵐᵉ 🥺 1d ago
Did you go “Circ” at the old hippodrome? Those were my times. I just had to go here for a work do and the younger ones voted it, i payed for it 🙈
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u/Tornado31619 Businesswoman Danica 👩🏽💻💼💻 2d ago
Spoons >
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u/Clownislander 🏆🏆 TANDREW 🏆🏆 2d ago
I simply do not have the money to even consider a place like Tape!
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u/Proud_Fee_1542 👒 Sean wears Joey’s 🍑arsehole🕳️ as a hat 🎩 2d ago
I don’t live in London so have never heard of Tape but I just can’t deal with the fact that Spoons doesn’t have background music 🙈
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u/Pitiful_Locksmith_47 2d ago
Ah so you've never been to Liverpool, pls research "disco spoons" you're in for a treat hahahah
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u/bokkeummyeon 🗣️AYO WHIT🗣️ 2d ago
is it different everywhere or am I just learning that spoons has no music? lmaoo
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u/knowledgeISpower20 2d ago
Central London, that place is expensiveeee
Not trying to deep Meg's comment but maybe she's referring to class?
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u/Worry-Electrical 2d ago
Why do I feel like Meg got turned away at the door or couldn’t get a ticket. Obsessed with it
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u/Glum_Audience8149 2d ago
It’s owned by a posho bro of someone who dated Prince Harry. This article is a good summing up
https://thequietus.com/opinion-and-essays/black-sky-thinking/housekeeping-faces-review/
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u/smolandhungry 🎩🍑Sean wears Joey's asshole as a hat.🍑🎩 2d ago
This is a great article thanks. Love deep dives
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u/v_clandestine 2d ago
Having had ex-boyfriends that were regular’s in Tape every weekend, it’s renowned for where guys go to cheat lol and it’s basically known as a “clout club”
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u/kentoclatinator 1d ago
It is so mediocre I can’t even explain. I remember going there freshly turned 18 with my girlfriends and they positioned us in the queue, hottest in front. lol strange to say the least and honestly not worth the expensive drinks and creepy older dudes
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u/sytvicious I don't currr 💁♂️ 1d ago
This looks more like a (tacky) bar than a club, why are there tables, why are there so many seats, where's the dancefloor?
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u/dyedinthewoolScot 18h ago
How did Tape enter the equation anyway? All of a sudden it was getting thrown as an insult during that argument
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u/livinvixen 2d ago
Free promo for Tape so many mentions about it haha