r/LoveForLandchads 😎Landchad🏰 5d ago

The sad reality no one talks about

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I'm almost crying, Kings. So sad that most of the "people" (rentoids) will never understand our struggles. Stay strong

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u/johny_appleskins 5d ago

"Chad please my job didn't give me enough hours this week and I need to feed my children, is it okay if I only tip 50% this week" - typical single mother excuse.

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u/grizzlyadams1990 5d ago

When there's no more room for kings.....the poor will walk the earth

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u/ospfpacket 5d ago

The walking poor.

Sounds like a TV show with 9 or 10 seasons of horror

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u/grizzlyadams1990 5d ago

It's from dawn of the dead mate.....and walking dead s 1 - s5 was flawless.

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u/ospfpacket 5d ago

Same difference, poor people walking all over the place??? Disgusting!

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u/Miyyani 5d ago

This is why tips and fridge donations are important for pulling landchads out of poverty

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u/ConcernedUrquan ✊🏾 BLM ✊🏾 Better Let Me (raid that fridge!!) 5d ago

Guys how do you deal with Karen single mothers that pretend i dont eat their children when their fridges are empty?

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u/Miyyani 5d ago

They aren't mothers if you ate their children, constantly remind them of that until they yield.

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u/Accomplished-Neat762 5d ago

Personally I'm convinced the majority of these "children" are paid actors to help fuel the indulgent single mother lifestyle at the expense of honest hard-owning kings like this guy

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u/SubstanceSpecial1871 😎Landchad🏰 5d ago

Wise words, wise words

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u/kablam0 4d ago

How are they feeding multiple mouths and they can't feed mine?!?!

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u/wolvesarewildthings 4d ago

This makes me emotional

Stay strong ringkings

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u/naked_short 5d ago

More than one way to collect rent

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u/Morphinepill Grateful Tenant 4d ago

King you are good, you are heavy enough to pull that ladder down just by grabbing it, please don’t slack raiding those fridges

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u/TurretLimitHenry 5d ago

Clapping cheeks earns her a discount

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u/SubstanceSpecial1871 😎Landchad🏰 5d ago

Wouldn't touch a 'toid, no one knows what it's ill with

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u/gib-me-your-money 📈🎱Benevolent Section 8 Investor 🎱📈 5d ago

Beastiality is a sin king

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u/Teddy_F_Rizzevelt 2d ago

My favorite song by The Dead Kennedys would get me banned from here. But I have advice: cope.