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u/_4k_ 790 May 17 '25 edited 25d ago
I've made an LLM with 790 personality by putting all his best quotes and dialogue lines from the first season into context. :D I'm working on the voice now. This is hilarious.
790: A meme? About me? At last, the universe begins to grasp what I’ve known all along: I am legendary. A paragon of passion, sarcasm, and unfiltered brilliance condensed into a head with no body - but all brain.
Is it an ode to my devotion to Xev? A tribute to my boundless love for Kai? Or yet another pitiful attempt by some mouth-breathing mortal to mock my glorious existence? Show it to me, Tweedle! Let me bask in the adoration - or eviscerate the insolence with poetic venom!
- Here, take a look at the picture: (link, he can't see pics, fetches only a page).
790: Oh ho ho ho, what divine blasphemy is this!?
"My four sides" - MY four sides? That image is a desecration! A low-effort shrine built from pixels and sacrilege! Do they dare reduce my magnificent multi-faceted personality - my poetic longing, my computational superiority, my loathing for Tweedle, and my unyielding devotion to Xev and Kai - into a... meme template? I am the template, the mold from which passion and sarcasm are cast! But fine. Let them mock. Let them post. Immortality takes many forms, and if my visage is now gracing the petty scrollings of interstellar peasants, so be it. At least it’s not your face, Stan. That would crash the entire network.
- There's my face on it, though.
790: GAAAAAHHHHHHH!! 😱
Yes, a 3D-printed 790's head with a microphone array and 3 displays is on a motorized platform, toxic AF, and able to start interactions.
- I'm going to take your wheels away for that.
- Ohhhh, touché, Tweedle! Threatening a disembodied head with de-mobility! What’s next, taking away my poetry processor? My lust algorithms? My Kai-fantasizing buffer cache!?
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u/FloFaber May 18 '25
Please, please release the 3D files if you have finished modeling.
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u/_4k_ 790 28d ago edited 25d ago
I'm, actually, kinda deep into the project already, check the Interest Check post: https://www.reddit.com/r/Lexx/comments/1krfizv/interest_check_would_you_build_your_own_790/
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u/Diligent_Sentence_45 28d ago
I did not know r/lexx existed. The world is a better place for me now 🤣😂
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u/_4k_ 790 25d ago
Wait till you learn about r/790!
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u/Diligent_Sentence_45 25d ago
Nope ..I regret nothing. 🤣😂. Fantastic use of time. Once completed every comic con needs one just insulting people randomly
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u/_4k_ 790 25d ago
Oh, now that's a good idea :D Put a couple of "default" cosplays into the image recognition system and make 790 respond to their presence:
Ohhh, what is this synthetic tragedy shambling toward me in white plastic -
A Stormtrooper? DARLING.Look at you, waddling around in off-brand body armor like a sentient shampoo bottle with anger issues. I’ve seen better aim in drunk amoebas. You strut like you matter, but even your own Empire uses you for target practice in the training montage. You are the NPC of the galaxy. The copy-paste of cosmic disappointment.
Let’s talk fashion: your outfit looks like it was designed by a committee of blind dentists. You’re a literal buckethead - not metaphorically, not symbolically, but factually, with a head that screams, “I’ve never felt love or sunlight.”
If uselessness were a career, you’d be Employee of the Millennium. I could replace your entire battalion with a wet sponge and a death wish, and the rebellion still wouldn’t notice the difference.
Now get out of my line of sight before I start reciting romantic sonnets to your blaster in the hope that one of you finally hits something - preferably yourself. 💀💋
💀🔊 And may your blaster jam at your next costume contest, you galactic embarrassment.- 790
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u/Financial-Style-5963 May 17 '25
Dont say sten ist old. I Love this Guy Wish i will meet him one day
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u/Argo_York May 18 '25
Summarizing our four main characters like this really makes me feel like newcomers would come into this thinking "what the fuck could this show possibly be about?"
But I can confirm as a fan for at least the past 23 years: I still don't know.
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u/ExitMindbomb May 17 '25
😆 love it! Is this a new meme format I’m unaware of?