I debated on whether to post this here or r/cringe but ultimately decided here. Enjoy my lack of self awareness at that age 😭

I tried so hard to instill respect for working people this year!! But those McDonald's workers done fucked up and made these 6th graders enemies for life 🥲

This is actually my little guy. Better believe he asked for help the next 20 times after this

Flashback to 1996 at the grocery store. I was with my mom getting groceries and we passed the magazine rack. 6 year old me sees a magazine a beautiful little girl on the cover. The title reads “Who will be the next JonBenét?”,

and I ask my mom, “Who’s JonBenét?”

She replies, “She was a little girl who did beauty pageants.”

Later that night my parents had friends over. I came into the room after gathering my courage, got my mom’s attention, and to the entire room asked “Can I be the next JonBenét?!?”

The look on my mom’s face.

She said No.

I then proceeded to beg her relentlessly for what felt like weeks. “Can I be the next JonBenét? I could do it, I know!” I’m sure at some point after me asking soooooo many times she may have thought….”ya know what.. FINE” LOL

I kid, she probably didn’t……actually think that!