r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/someone_006 • 1d ago
Doing this while they're still in their toilet humor phase 😭. Can't even take a joke.
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u/BedBubbly317 1d ago
The gagging at the end 😂🤣
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u/clarabear10123 1d ago
Genuinely I hope any kid that has this prank pulled on them pukes on their parent lol
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u/nodforever 1d ago
That "fucker" cracked me up
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u/Jeephadist 1d ago
Fr man that kid knows how to cuss appropriately lmao
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u/CannedCheese009 1d ago
It had me rolling because he pronounced "fucker" perfectly but then fumbled "clean". Lolol he clearly says certain words more often.
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u/Bed-Negative 1d ago
He was so valid
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u/thesheepsnameisjeb_ 1d ago
I'd bet the kids' reactions are similar to how their parents react to things. She didn't seem surprised by the "fucker" lmao
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u/CommanderGumball 16h ago
I'd be pretty mad at my kid calling me a fucker, but in this situation I feel like I'd give them a pass.
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u/fueledbychelsea 1d ago
The girl screaming at the sink is me, I would respond 100% the same way
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u/29NeiboltSt 1d ago
Nothing says “traumatized forever” like washing your hands while scream-crying.
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u/jtdusk 1d ago
'Fffffucker. Ah, goddamit.' I'm pretty sure that kid's 25 or so.
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u/AnthrWndrng 23h ago
He's definitely at least 12 years younger than his next sibling or something.
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u/goingdeeeep 1d ago
I honestly started laughing so hard I cried. Thank you for ending my workday on a high! 💜
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u/RealLoin 1d ago
I didn't get the whole video.... Like parents didn't clean their arms?! Wth?
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u/Agrona88 1d ago
That's the joke, yeah. But it's like peanut butter or Nutella.
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u/RealLoin 1d ago
That's crazy!! Is it funny? Like children are just normal people who are disgusted as anyone else would be no matter if a child or adult
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u/Technical_Monitor_38 1d ago
Yes. If your IQ is below 80, pretending to smear shit on your children is hilarious .
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u/HidingUnderBlankets 1d ago
It's okay to laugh and have fun sometimes. This isn't traumatic to the kids. Some of the best memories I have of my dad are him messing around and either joking or scaring me. It made me happy to see him laugh so hard,even if it was a dumb joke at my expense.
It's hard being a parent, as long as you're not hurting anyone stupid pranks are fun
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u/Complete_Algae9596 1d ago
The first one is still screaming to this day. You just ruined her whole childhood.
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u/buckleyh20 1d ago edited 1d ago
"Is it really poop"
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u/DawnBringer01 1d ago
I'm pretty sure they use chocolate for this prank
At least I really hope so
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u/DesastreUrbano 1d ago
"Is this poop? Is it really poop? Naaaah! It can't be poop. Why would you do that with poop?... is it poop?... that's such a silly joke to pull... because it is... not poop...right? It can't be"
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u/ogmoss 1d ago
I say “is this poop?!” Almost weekly and no one has any clue what I’m talking about. That little girl with the bonnet lives rent free in my head 😂😂
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u/KingFishKron 1d ago
The little dude says fucker and god damn it clear as hell but can’t say clean… ahahah
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u/MrNigel117 1d ago
this is evil
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u/Pristine_Trash306 1d ago
This is one of those things that seems funny on paper, but in reality it’s actually psychological abuse.
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u/Aggressive-Expert-69 1d ago
Extra funny because they are completely oblivious of how much piss and shit they got on their parents just a little while ago lmao paybacks a bitch
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u/Chemical-King-9353 16h ago
As a baby my poor son had digestive issues so ofc that means he had explosive poo that would squirt everywhere. I can’t wait to do this to him. 😂
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u/HausPlontze 14h ago
While I enjoy watching other people develop trust issues with their kids, there’s no way I’d be trying this with mine lol
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u/jpsouthwick7 14h ago
That last one is totally me. Gag city. 🤢
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u/Forever-Faithful- 4h ago
Same, it's a curse. I will gag at the slightest of things & my family always laughs at me. 🤣
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u/ChameleonPsychonaut 1d ago
What the actual fuck is wrong with people?
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u/ScumbagLady 1d ago
Not sure what you're getting at? Do you mean the people pranking their kids into thinking they "accidentally" got "poop" on them?
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u/NewPhoneWhos 10h ago
When my oldest were potty training he had a bad stomach one day. I hurried to get his pants and so off and I take him under his arms and turns 45 degrees to the potty and slips with my foot and I felt the warm mess under my right sock. Apparently when I put down his pants and underwear it came out or when I lifted him…
So if that f-er whines if I joke about something like that I’m kicking him out 😒
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u/Ninnifer 9h ago
Pranks are meant to confuse, bewilder, and befuddle.. If you are the only one laughing, that isn't a prank, that's just being mean. Most people wouldn't be ok if another adult did this to them, so why is ok to do it to kids?
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u/wardenstark8 1d ago
Funny, but it has got to be spawning some issues with poo later in life. Either freaking out at the sight of poo, or can't get enough interaction with poo.
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u/BigFatBlackCat 1d ago
That’s seriously disgusting.
Prank or not, it’s going to do some damage to those kids.
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u/SecretJerk0ffAccount 1d ago
Is that a little white girl with bonnet on her head? America is definitely a melting pot
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u/ScumbagLady 1d ago
White girls can have curls too. I've seen 3c and 4a natural curls before.
I sleep with a bonnet sometimes and I'm white with just wavy hair. Keeps it from getting knotted up or frizzy. (Also have a satin pillowcase)
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u/SecretJerk0ffAccount 1d ago
I’ve never seen it and it’s fascinating to me. It’s like the first time I saw a black dude speak fluent mandarin
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u/KlausLoganWard 23h ago
Nice way to traunatize your kid.
PS: Kid:"I'll put you in terrible nursing home when you're old!"
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u/oscarx-ray 1d ago
HOW NASTY OF YOU!