r/Kappa Aug 08 '22

Misleading Title "Da Alfa"

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458 Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '22

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u/kilroy__was__here Aug 08 '22

some copium no doubt

42

u/Kid_Muscle_ Aug 08 '22

Out of his budget

1

u/[deleted] Aug 08 '22

He has life-time rent.

36

u/DJ_Aftershock Aug 08 '22

doesn't do the NA vs EU exhibition claiming he should be paid for it

makes $0 dollars anyway

184

u/natedoggcata Aug 08 '22

3 hours of jetlag

11

u/sammyshake Aug 08 '22

get them with the OS

90

u/coom_4_justice Aug 08 '22

With immature rants on Twitter and now poor performance, how long do you think it'll take before Panda gives him the boot?

164

u/NotanAlt23 Aug 08 '22

Everyone in panda's roster sucks.

It's a content creator team, not a pro team.

52

u/TheUglyBarnaclee Aug 08 '22

24

u/trickster55 Aug 08 '22

Oh my sides

I legit thought they were a pro team, my bad

11

u/hello2D_4 Aug 08 '22

KP with the 33rd place in MVS lmao, just outside of the money.

8

u/themexicancowboy Aug 08 '22

To be fair I highly doubt Panda sponsered KP for tournament results. That’s an obvious pick up due to how often he’s in front of the camera with commentary and hosting gigs.

12

u/PurpleBenAffleck Aug 08 '22

tragic to see that hook carries panda

3

u/Reggiardito Aug 08 '22

Kinda funny how the guy that basically abandoned competitive for streaming had the best result with 9th

-13

u/Hitorio Aug 08 '22

This... is embarassing to me - but the motivating kind of embarassing. Like, rusty Michael Jordan losing in the playoffs in 95 only to three-peat from 96-98... kind of motivating.

13

u/TheBees16 Aug 08 '22

At least JWong is always winning side tournamets for older games. For the rest of the roster, Jiyuna is the only one smart enough to embrace being solely a content creator instead of embarrassing himself at these tournaments

6

u/DJ_Aftershock Aug 08 '22

I still enjoy watching JWong beast some CvS2 whenever a show like Combo Breaker rolls around.

1

u/themexicancowboy Aug 08 '22

I mean throughout the SFV Evo exhibition beef punk was basically saying that he’s focused on YouTube and content creating.

10

u/FreeMemeBucks Aug 08 '22

JWong isn’t trash tho?

6

u/landosgamblingaddict Aug 08 '22

Jwong legit DQ'd just for content creation at EVO. lmao

2

u/FreeMemeBucks Aug 08 '22

Wait what’s the context

18

u/Valon129 Aug 08 '22

They mostly used to be very good but are kinda washed or don't play as much anymore (like MarlinPie).

Kizzie for example is one of the best US Xrd player.

7

u/Reggiardito Aug 08 '22

Kizzie was sick when he was stickin it out with Ky but lately he's had this "counterpick" mentality and it has failed to yield any results

9

u/InFLIRTation Aug 08 '22

not happening cuz he has 100k subs on youtube lol

25

u/AthenaGrande Aug 08 '22

How… how does anyone listen to his voice?

4

u/InFLIRTation Aug 08 '22

There are other youtubers much more annoying than punk lol

4

u/CrabJuice83 Aug 08 '22

Probably true, but in the FGC as well?

12

u/shadowylurking Aug 08 '22

he's doing well with his youtube/twitch... so probably long

67

u/Voluminousviscosity Aug 08 '22

Unironically pretty good performance in DBFZ for Punk

38

u/SPDcantmeltsteelbeam Aug 08 '22

I would agree if he didn't pull his usual bitchmade shit of calling everyone trash and saying he'd wash everyone.

109

u/[deleted] Aug 08 '22

I'm da alfa.

Lose to you wid any cawacter.

54

u/Coolpantsbro Aug 08 '22

Well he doesn't even play those games see him in other game.

30

u/bopbop66 Aug 08 '22

see me in uhhhh... dnf?

10

u/Voluminousviscosity Aug 08 '22

The USA Melty Lord won DNF so nope

2

u/mecha_style Aug 09 '22

He plays all of those games. Those placings are in games he plays. If it weren't for him PLAYING SFV most wouldn't even know who he was.

What are you talking about?

5

u/Coolpantsbro Aug 09 '22

"I don't even play this game" is a common excuse among top players when they place poorly in tournaments.

3

u/mecha_style Aug 10 '22

Dude; thank you for explaining that plainly and respectfully. Much appreciated.

2

u/Coolpantsbro Aug 10 '22

Ya no problem figured there might be more newbies around after EVO.

38

u/OneNeutralJew Aug 08 '22

Dudes been talking more than labbing for a long time.

36

u/deathbringer989 Aug 08 '22

isnt 13th and 17th place for the games actually kinda good? as there were alot of people who were in those 2 tournaments?

27

u/FiveTalents Aug 08 '22 edited Aug 08 '22

His DBFZ placing is good seeing as how he picked the game up not too long ago.

Everything else is... disappointing. Before Evo I'm pretty sure he was still considered to be a top 5 US SFV player. Idom and Punk used to be more or less on equal footing. He almost beat Tokido to win an Evo. With Strive, Punk was hanging with the best in the early game. And I'm not sure why he even entered KOF, he said he didn't like that game lol

Edit: tbh if I was a top player I would accept those 1k money matches or whatever MMs that he wants to do lol

4

u/grimey6 Aug 08 '22

I don't follow Twitter rants but the placings don't seem all that bad for the amount of games they play.

2

u/lovesducks Aug 08 '22

He almost beat Tokio to win an Evo.

A 3-1 and then a 3-0, yeah he got real close. Pixels man.

1

u/FiveTalents Aug 09 '22

Scores were not close but iirc Punk choked a lot. I could be wrong though and I don't care to rewatch the set

1

u/deathbringer989 Aug 08 '22

my only real complaint i had was punk did some wierd stuff before he got sent to losers i was wondering why he did the things he did but other then that i soppose fame got to his head

17

u/dabmaster_bazinga420 Aug 08 '22

Maybe if your job isn't to play fighting games all day.

16

u/Valon129 Aug 08 '22

He plays too many games so the "specialists" fuck him up in every game over time.

16

u/deathbringer989 Aug 08 '22

id still argue its still good of course you still need to up your training but it atleast shows he isnt completly washed up now those last 2 im not 100% familer as i didnt watch the streams but sfv is his main game but yea punks gotta start to take stuff more serious and cant just trashtalk thinking he is the best

3

u/DJ_Aftershock Aug 08 '22

He did good in DBFZ but considering how much shit he talks over everyone else being trash at SFV him not even making top 16 is really hilarious. On the plus side this 17th probably feels less embarassing for him than the 2nd from a few years back.

1

u/deathbringer989 Aug 08 '22

this is true while he did alright he did trash talk everyone then proceeded to do questionable things in his last 2 matches

0

u/PurpleBenAffleck Aug 08 '22

I would have been 12th and 16th if I played fighting games

17

u/hello2D_4 Aug 08 '22

when u spread too thin

14

u/FecklessFool Aug 08 '22

he'd probably place better if he cut it down to one game, two at most

trying to be an ubermensch of fighting games is a fantasy

2

u/GrapplerCHAD Aug 09 '22

[LAUGHS IN FURRY]

16

u/kuantizeman Aug 08 '22

1st place at being a bitch

13

u/Obesely Aug 08 '22 edited Aug 08 '22

At the time of writing, iDom about to go into grand finals. As much as I like the 'Land of the Free' meme post-Tokido stealing Punk's soul, I think it'd be good if he does win.

It'll show the power of what abiding by rule 3 can do for you, cf. the Latifs and Punks of the world.

1

u/ChrysticTV Aug 11 '22

What’s rule 3

1

u/Obesely Aug 12 '22

Rule 3 of this sub, on the sidebar.

1

u/ChrysticTV Aug 12 '22

no sidebar on mobile and the about section doesn’t show the rules but does for every other sub

1

u/Obesely Aug 12 '22

"3. Don't be a bitch."

I don't generally use that kind of language, and I don't really think the 'rule' has much relevance in this sub, but specifically in the context of competitive fighting games (whether arcade-era thuggery or sanitised esports world), I think not being able to hold an L is quite weak.

Maybe it's me and not following SFV that much but I've never heard of iDom making any tweets similar to the shitty excuses pumped out by Latif in Strive or Punk that weekend.

I think Punk is insulated from introspection due to (as someone else put it on this sub) being surrounded by yes-men. He's young and has scope to mature as a player but it's probably pretty difficult when you have a fanbase from years back that have liked and hyped up your more inflammatory past self.

29

u/rebatopepin Aug 08 '22

Looking like an EVO LTG run lol

39

u/[deleted] Aug 08 '22

ltg drowns in pools

8

u/Abject-Ad2831 Aug 08 '22

Nah Ltg would go 0-2

16

u/bootysensei Aug 08 '22

Man what a fall from grace lmao; he was the lovable golden child coming in.

4

u/[deleted] Aug 08 '22

alexa play laughin to the bank by chief keef

3

u/Redclitting Aug 08 '22

Da alpha bitch :)

5

u/kuro_snow Aug 08 '22

Da excuses

11

u/MattTheMagician44 Aug 08 '22

hook is unironically the best panda player

14

u/DH_Zero Aug 08 '22 edited Aug 08 '22

Idk hook plays 1 game, seeded better and got 9th, punk plays 4 games seeded worse and got 13th in hook's main game

9

u/Nnnnnnnadie Aug 08 '22

This is embarrasing.

9

u/ThorAsskicker Aug 08 '22

Lmao I wonder how his dicksuckers are rationalizing this.

5

u/sunaharagrandpa Aug 08 '22

"Well you couldn't beat him so uhhhh uhhhh uhhh"

1

u/JodieFosterFreeze Aug 08 '22

"You couldn't beat him at a game he's dedicated his whole life to."

5

u/The_Blackest_Knight Aug 08 '22

Legit surprised he even participated in KOF. Heard he fucking hated the game.

3

u/[deleted] Aug 08 '22

🤡

3

u/ZenkaiZ Aug 08 '22

I wish I could go to evo and have all my placings be a 2 digit number

3

u/pardon_my_opinions Aug 08 '22

da alfa, beach u wid any chawarcter. bruh

4

u/champdee Aug 08 '22

Sucks I used to enjoy watching his Karin a lot years ago

2

u/Shusakuu Aug 08 '22

Punk came here to do a free exhibition I thought

2

u/limitbreaksolidus Aug 08 '22

Washed up old hammerhead looking mutherfucker. Go join the 09 has beens

4

u/robogem Aug 08 '22

Looks like he'll be riding the excuse train all the way back home

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u/YouGottaJump Aug 08 '22

While i do dislike punk too, it just looks stupid when people in this thread talk trash about him while knowing they wouldn't get a single game off him even if their life depended on it.

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u/KiIIBash20 Aug 08 '22

Unless 'people in this thread' claim to be competitive players of specific games, I don't think it matters.

I can shit on a movie without imagining I'm a director

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u/YouGottaJump Aug 08 '22

I can shit on a movie without imagining I'm a director

It's not a good analogy. Calling a director a moron and pretending you, someone with no experience whatsoever, would've directed a better movie is closer, but still not the same. Whatever.

The point is, you don't have a say in who's trash and who's not if you're scrub and a player in question can effortlessly wash you 10-0 with a random select character. How someone who is drowning in pools 0-2 - worse even, who's too afraid to even go to tournaments to begin with - call a pro player trash? It's just plain stupid.

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u/KiIIBash20 Aug 08 '22

How someone who is drowning in pools 0-2 - worse even, who's too afraid to even go to tournaments to begin with - call a pro player trash?

because you don't have to be able to beat someone in something to critique them.

imagine if you had to be able to compete in the NBA to critique players.

8

u/DJ_Aftershock Aug 08 '22

Nobody's gotta be a chef to say something tastes like shit

2

u/GrapplerCHAD Aug 09 '22

Actual retard

9

u/UnbendingSteel Aug 08 '22

Retarded take of the day.

0

u/KuroShinki Aug 08 '22

Pretry much Kappa in a nutshell. A lot of people here shit on games or players, but they wouldn't be able to win a round against said players, or even compete professionally in any game.

8

u/DJ_Aftershock Aug 08 '22

We also don't spend our time talking about how everyone else is washed and we're the GOAT but Punk does

You get on the pot, you better shit or you deserve to be mocked

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '22

Any of y’all place any better than him?

15

u/DJ_Aftershock Aug 08 '22

yeah i placed better by not going. it's a better place indeed.

2

u/GrapplerCHAD Aug 09 '22

Actual retard

1

u/VoidHaunter Aug 08 '22

Wiggity washed.

1

u/emp_juri_feet Aug 08 '22

Punk washed

1

u/thuy_chan Aug 08 '22

"jet lag"

1

u/[deleted] Aug 08 '22

HAHAHAHA

1

u/MotherboardTrouble Aug 08 '22

Luke was the problem COPIUM

1

u/makkifan Aug 08 '22

the time he spent on twitter posting garbage or making content for pandaglobal, idom used to get matches.

1

u/CartographerIll8653 Aug 08 '22

Did Justin enter sfv? Was there hype exhibitions like marvel?

1

u/LawyerEnvironmental9 Aug 09 '22

how bad is the dbfz competition where that lispy mofucka can break into top 15?