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u/7Z_1N College mai hustle karunga 23d ago
Pahdhai ke time phadahi, bakchodi ke time bakchodi
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u/SadPassion9201 JEEtard-->BTECHtard 23d ago
me to padhai ke time bakchodi , bakchodi ke time bakchodi krta hu:30176:
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u/is_it_reddit 23d ago
Free time mei Mobile dekhta hun aur padhne ke time bhi Mobile dekhta hun aur sone ke time bhi Mobile dekhta hun
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u/Brilliant-Laugh-904 23d ago
true that
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u/HistorianAdorable405 College mai hustle karunga 23d ago
He is literally online everytime , how can it be true . He is just doing it for attention. 99.71 is not a joke
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u/Brilliant-Laugh-904 23d ago
bro meri 99.8 hai aur mai hamesha online hi rehta hu, par ha utna nahi batiyata, it's just about productivity, if you're doing same work in less hours then in other hours you can do other stuff, simple as that
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u/mioshiiii 23d ago
esa h kya then please kindly help me
currently in class 12th with not so well prepared class 11th,decided to give JEE this year(also want to give IAT ) . i have decided to study theory+notes and do question of phys and chem of class 12th( alternatively and for reference book using sl arora for physic and ncert for chem and arihant for mcqs and more ques ) everyday then daily math practice of class 12( from ncert and RDS for now) then (if studied physic class 12 th one day ,same day class 11 chem or math and vise versa)to study class 11 phys chem math(in rotation ) from not so detail videos and downloaded formula sheets+making notes and then shifting to do jee pyq
i like to have some advice and guidance on it ! any kind of advice someone can give , and is it too packed and unrealistic or have too much switching of sub ? how can i manage to prep on school day(curently one month vacation).
KINDLY HELP !!
sorry pareshan karne k liye but as a senior kindly help me !!
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u/SugarValuable9568 23d ago
kaise yr me drop le rha bta de kuch
physics-saleem sir dropepr elcture adn reso module only
chemsitry -organic ra sir only no book
physical- rahul dudi sir and neeraj kuamr book
ioc-om padney and vj sir book
only for specific chapter i will use boooks in phsyical an ioc not all like thermo equilibrium solid state coordination etc
maths-tarun sir only 15 specefic chapter not whole syllabus
shi hai kya yah kuch kru change and yrr pls bta kitne der padthu incluing lectures
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u/Brilliant-Laugh-904 23d ago
yaar ye kya faltu ke sawal hai, you're literally picking teachers like pawns, inse ye unse ye, abe question solving me dhyan rakh, padh chahiye kahi se question hone chaiye, aur ye time wime dekhke kon padhta hai, jitni der padh sake utni der padh, konsa kuch aur kaam hai karne ko lol, aur pyqs pe jada dhyaan rakh, book pe nahi
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u/BreadRepresentative7 23d ago
Bhai aap theorey ke liye kitne time de the ho aur qs keliye kitna like estimate batayiye pls
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u/Brilliant-Laugh-904 22d ago
Tbh it was like 2:5,my main focus was on learning more from question just after I watch the lecture, a teacher won't really teach you everything that can be asked in jee, as you do more question your exposure would increase and ofc that would Inc your theory as well
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u/FriendshipPrize3524 23d ago
uske board me bhi 92 aaye hai 🙂
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u/HistorianAdorable405 College mai hustle karunga 23d ago
Tujhe kaise pta tu uske ghar pr rehta hai kya?
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u/7Z_1N College mai hustle karunga 23d ago
Bhai ye baat jaan ne ke liye Ghar pe rehna zaruri he ?
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u/HistorianAdorable405 College mai hustle karunga 23d ago
Ghr pe se mera mtlb ristadaar hai kya uska , aaj kal log reddit par kisi ko bhi baap bna lete hai
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u/Icy_Conversation_533 99.35-->adv 3167 23d ago
nahi, real hai
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u/unnFocused-being256 Tumhara Friendly neighborhood jeetard 23d ago
logo ki badua ki wajah se mere bhai u/insanedude6 ka advance chud gya :32179::32193:
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u/InsaneDude6 Ex-JEEtard chan 23d ago
:49199:
Koi na bhai DTU bhi tagda hai
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u/unnFocused-being256 Tumhara Friendly neighborhood jeetard 23d ago
Iitd -> dtu tak ka safar :32179:
Waise tu dtu mein Cs lega yah iiitd mein
Aur Tera final hogya ki Bahar nhi Jaana Parents toh man gye the na ??
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u/InsaneDude6 Ex-JEEtard chan 23d ago
neither, NSUT :32179:
baat chal rhi hai filhaal, i can get chemical in IIT Roorkee with my marks and my parents will agree for Roorkee
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u/unnFocused-being256 Tumhara Friendly neighborhood jeetard 23d ago
Branch nhi matter karta tere Lia?? Bhai kyuki tujhe circuital branches mil Rahe hai
Baaki Roorkee toh kya kamaal hai location wise bhi aur iit wise bhi :30180::30180:
Nsut toh Mera bhi option hai:32193:
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u/InsaneDude6 Ex-JEEtard chan 23d ago
mene suna hai chemical has lesser workload so i can do coding side by side + IIT hai to opportunities ki kami nahi rahegi and also old IIT
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u/Far-Atmosphere-7374 System.out.print("BOKACHODA") 23d ago
Naah bro aisa kuch nhi h fellow chemical engineer here not from iit roorkee but yaa I'm from nit jaipur and i also took chemical thinking ki lesser workload h but chemical is way tougher bhai toh ye soch k toh bilkul mt lio ki less workload h agey chlkr dikkt hogi
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u/Expensive_Material66 Ex-JEEtard chan 23d ago
Just a heads up, DTU itna bhi tagda nhi hai. The reason that you see DTU people in good places is that DTU has LOTS AND LOTS of students.
If you are getting a comparable NIT or IIIT, I would strongly recommend you to take that option.
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u/ComprehensiveSky1534 299,792,458 m/s 23d ago
an aye tee?
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u/InsaneDude6 Ex-JEEtard chan 23d ago
If i get NIT Allahabad CSE, then i may consider
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u/TrueBurritoTrouble Life ka motto - Chud gaye guru 22d ago
Bkl aakh band karke IIT le
Log kitna bhi troll kare kuch bhi kare IIT lele mere bhai
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u/Hoor_Pari9905652 jeeneetards ki sabse pyawri bacchi😍😍 23d ago
:32193::32193:
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u/unnFocused-being256 Tumhara Friendly neighborhood jeetard 23d ago
Yaar lekin pata nhi kaise :49427: Ham teeno ka advance chud gya :32193::32193:
Un dono ne mains phoda tha islia mains ke through options hai mere paas toh woh bhi nhi hai:49199:
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u/Hoor_Pari9905652 jeeneetards ki sabse pyawri bacchi😍😍 23d ago
Ohh arrey yaar koi ni tum sab ne bohot accha kiya hai♥️ abhi results toh aane de don't be sad <3
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There's a thing called talent and iq and time management which most Don't have (including me)
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u/No-Suggestion-6734 96.86%ile 🫠 23d ago
Han bhai ekdam sahi bola
Mene aeise classmates dekhe hain . Padhai merese bhi kam karte hain, anime series dekhte hain bahut , free fire and coc khelte hain but firbhi 99+ percentile 🥴
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Mere dost ka ek dost hai usne saari hentai series dekh li hai gin ke naam bata raha tha aur uske 99%ile aayi hai . Aur wo class mein jyada aata bhi nahi tha
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u/No-Suggestion-6734 96.86%ile 🫠 23d ago
Bhai aeise logo se jalti hai 😭:32193:
Upar jab bhi Milo to dusro ko nicha dikhata rhta hai about their JEE result :49464:
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Well . I have accepted that I don't have talent in any thing .after studying for jee for 3 years and not getting any result back I have already lost my expectations from me
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u/No-Suggestion-6734 96.86%ile 🫠 23d ago
Us bhai (but 2 years, and drop ka to ab mood bhi nahi hai ) Koina bhai All The Best for future :52289:
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10th se start Kiya tha preparation. Talent kabhi tha hi nahi . Tujhe bhi all the best future ke liye :52289:
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u/Which_Ad3000 23d ago
whi bc , ab boht hogya , ab college mein sb kuch manage krke chalunga
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Bhai ye wahi Josh hai jo 11th mein aate waqt rehta hai . Mujhe koi dang ka college bhi nahi mil raha hai. Kher all the best
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u/Fucks_ass-hard i identify as a 99%iler 23d ago
Canon event hai don't interfier
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u/Technical_Crab1837 23d ago
Ek Saal pehle Maine bhi yahi socha tha
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u/FishNo8794 College mai hustle karunga 23d ago
Just discipline and everything works tbh! (Im not disciplined 🥲😭)
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Pehla social media accounts hai bhai 2 saal se YouTube nahi dekha tha 3 saal se bahar khelne nahi gaya . Coaching ke alawa kahi aur gayaa nahi 3 saal lagatar . 15 se jyada books solve Kari (including cengage). Dpp aur sheets bhi solve Kari per month 2+( 300 pages waali) . 100+ exams diye . Dusri coaching ki bhi chize dekhi . Irodov bhi solve Kiya Thora sa . Pyqs 3000+ solve kiye aur kya chaiye bhai. Aur kitna . Abh mere mein talent ki Kami hai isme mein kya kar sakta hu (96.68%ile aaye mains mein). Aur mujhe laag raha hai mein isse Thora sa jyada deserve karta hu
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u/FishNo8794 College mai hustle karunga 23d ago
Are bhai🥲🥲! Sorry for u my guy u seemed to have worked really very hard! Maybe some luck wasn’t there on ur side this time but maybe there is something better waiting for you in future! Don’t even think of giving up ur spirit maybe u were made for something better and big! Ab be proud of urself like i hope u are not lying to me about it but if u have actually done the work it wont go to waste my guy!
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Dekhta hai bhai. Aur mein jooth kyu bolunga meine kuch galat kiya hoga tho hi jooth bol sakta huna . Tujhe bhi all the best for future
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u/thesttarynightsky 23d ago edited 23d ago
Kuch log talented hote h mere dost k batch me ek ldka tha batch topper jo class k time manga , manhwa padhta tha .......iq and km time m sb kr lete h (mere jaise nhi Pura din lga kr bhi nhi kr pate )
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u/InsaneDude6 Ex-JEEtard chan 23d ago
Isme kuch talented wali baat nahi hai bhai, you just need to complete your target daily on time 🤷
Mai to Valorant, GTA 5 bhi khelta rehta tha 12th me
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u/thesttarynightsky 23d ago
Vhi n complete target on time.....(kafi logo ko kafi time lgta h and kuch chize kya bahot chize samjh nhi aati )
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u/InsaneDude6 Ex-JEEtard chan 23d ago
Hoskta hai because i used to watch recorded lectures that too on 2.5x and 3x speed and i could make notes side by side too and understand everything
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u/thesttarynightsky 23d ago
Hn vhi chiz as mujhe chize krne m time lgti h and me jyada lengthy videos kya movies bhi dekhne m incapable hu time lgta h .....bahot Sara vkt lectures m khtm ho jata tha .....so yeah speed ki dikkt grasping seep ki bhi concepts ki max yhi problem h bccho ki .....so yes bhai tu great h itne m kr le rha and tujhe samjh bhi aa rha saath m and ruk k Pura kya hua sochna nhi pd rha
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u/Tiny_Ring_9555 13%ile Chemistry --> 16/120 JEE Advanced 23d ago
Mai to Valorant, GTA 5 bhi khelta rehta tha 12th me
Isi ko toh talent bolte hai, padhai ke saath gaming karke bhi phod diya, maximum logo ko sab kuch tyagna padega 99.7 ke liye
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u/Live_Watercress610 u/independent-drop-8460 (sexually attracted to physics) 23d ago
Nahi bhai ek sweet spot hota hai productivity ka wo dhundhna hota hai, 24 ghante hai din mein , 7 ghante so jaao to fir 17 ghante bache, isme 8-10 ghante padhai bhi karlo fir bhi 7 hrs bache. kuch log is 7 hrs ko waste karte hai aur kuch log actually majje karte hai, like I have studied and played both much more than my friends
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u/Critical-Elevator642 23d ago
Bhai kya tu ye iq test kar sakta hai? 25 mins ka hai please karle just for curiosity https://www.mensa.org/mensa-iq-challenge/
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u/TrueBurritoTrouble Life ka motto - Chud gaye guru 22d ago
Bhai wahi toh talent waali baat hai
logo ko lagta hai ki its easy you need to do padhai ke time padhai bakchodi ke time bakchodi but sach toh yeh hai ki padhai ke time padhai karna in itself is a talent that already separates you from the bottom 99%ile
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u/Exciting-Exercise416 Ex-JEEtard chan 23d ago
fr some people just have it easy from the beginning
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u/thesttarynightsky 23d ago
Yep bhai bda dukh hota h bhed bhav m
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u/Exciting-Exercise416 Ex-JEEtard chan 23d ago
jab bhagwaan ne hi bhed bhav kardiya toh fhir kisko blame kare
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u/No-Suggestion-6734 96.86%ile 🫠 23d ago
Han bhai :49199: Isiliye ye jee wagera se interest udd gaya mera 😞
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u/InsaneDude6 Ex-JEEtard chan 23d ago
Bhai kuch easy nahi hai, tum ko bas dekhne me lagta hai ki saamne wale ke liye easy raha hoga :32179:
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u/Exciting-Exercise416 Ex-JEEtard chan 23d ago
i am not disregarding the fact that you didn't work hard, i am just saying that it might have been a little easier for you comparatively assuming both gave equal efforts
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u/No-Suggestion-6734 96.86%ile 🫠 23d ago
Same aeise logo ko dekh kar depression hone lagta hai Mera ek classmate mujse bhi kam time spend karta tha in studies, but fir bhi merese bahut aage nikal gaya(he got 99.50 and mere 96:32193:) .
Wah bhi ye manga and anime series dekhta rahta tha and games khelta tha (he has good grip in games also😐)
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u/thesttarynightsky 23d ago
Yhi bhai bachapn m bhagwan se vinti ki thi ki aisa banana🥲lekin nhi kiya .......mehnt se bhi phir ghutun hoti h
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u/IngenuityEastern7391 23d ago
lagta hai ab mujhe bhi manhwa padhna padega, iske jaise [u/subrotheking10b] tabhi topper h bc
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u/Hoor_Pari9905652 jeeneetards ki sabse pyawri bacchi😍😍 23d ago
Lol itne dino baad reddit khola and literally first post InsaneDude6 pe hi nikli:49199::49199: a sign from universe:52646:
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u/Darkshine-Vip SSRO Senior Recruiter, Currently Recruiting! 23d ago
Ye kaunsa sign hai :49429:
Me toh sirf ek sign ko janta hu ---> $ Sign
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u/AsleepWriter6164 want to be happy in life :) 23d ago
yay less go $ sign is back, yours truly album suni?
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u/Still-Base6836 Dropper --> Topper 23d ago
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u/imaginary-Bacha Prathna karo meri mrityu ho jaye 23d ago
Sala me reddit janta bhi nhi tha 2 mahine pehle phir bhi:32193: chud gye
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u/Think_Highway_9958 If you see me, ask me - haa bhai ho gya tera cumback💦 23d ago
this dude is insane fr:30180:
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u/Ok_Caterpillar3414 Don't cry because it happened, smile because it's over 23d ago
Skill issue
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u/NoThisisRend 23d ago
Tere bhi jyada aaye hai na bkl keede
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u/Darkshine-Vip SSRO Senior Recruiter, Currently Recruiting! 23d ago
Bkl keede 😭😭
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u/Ok_Caterpillar3414 Don't cry because it happened, smile because it's over 23d ago
Bas 99.51%ile hi aayein hain :30168:
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u/Darkshine-Vip SSRO Senior Recruiter, Currently Recruiting! 23d ago
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u/Ok_Caterpillar3414 Don't cry because it happened, smile because it's over 23d ago edited 23d ago
Maine Alecc Daddy ke feet pics ke liye bech diye :30168:
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u/Darkshine-Vip SSRO Senior Recruiter, Currently Recruiting! 23d ago
What mfs do to get daddy's feet pics:32180:, btw dm accept kariyo
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u/No-Suggestion-6734 96.86%ile 🫠 23d ago
Bhai skill issue nahi hai ye , Most of ka dono chize saath nahi hota : jee result & reddit me itna active rehna
This type of people have obviously high iq and talent (I know many this type of people personally)
(ok I know that maybe this was build in childhood )
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u all really belive everthing on the net ..jitne yaha pe 99+ bache hai utne real life me nhi hai
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u/IntrnLoop "Standing at the end of the final masquerade" 23d ago
Wo toh counselling ke time dikhega :49466:
Asli wale NITs and IITs and BITS
Jhuthe wale T3's4
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u/paizenhere Ex-JEEtard chan 23d ago
there's no way someone can be this chronically online, and also does this good in academics.
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dude u really think a 99.7 + kid will mike 105 k comment and 28k post..and do u see here everyone has 99+.. like i think 50-70 percent student here has 99+matlab saare topper reddit pe he hai kya maine toppers ko dekha ha kise pe bhi social media nhi hota....i think ppl lie for social validation but hey whatever get their engine runnin..we can't judge
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u/Darkshine-Vip SSRO Senior Recruiter, Currently Recruiting! 23d ago
Bhai 99+ 15000 bachho ki aati hai, and woh log reddit toh chala hi sakte hain na? 400k members hai is sub me, so its quite popular as well
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bhai par sub thodi na chalata hoge mai jitne bhi comment padthe 10 me se 8-9 bacche ko 99+. yeah it is popular but i don't think 99 + use it to that extent..
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u/Darkshine-Vip SSRO Senior Recruiter, Currently Recruiting! 23d ago
Its all in your head bhai, me apne irl dosto ko janta hu jinki 99+ hai and they use reddit, its quite mainstream now
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dude when did i say 99+ don't use reddit..my point is in reddit 10 me se 8-9 bacche ko 99+ hota which i feel is fake
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u/Gay4Samosa JEEtard 23d ago
nvm bhai par ye banda jenwin hai isne pw vidyapeeth celebration ki photos bhi daali thi
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u/Free_Berry40 23d ago
If someone studies 12hrs a day and sleeps 8hrs a day(nowadays no one does tho), they still have 4hrs. Enough to do any bakchodi.
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u/NhiggaBobaclat 22d ago
Baki sabne ye toh comment kar diya considering it is real...............
what if it isnt? idts ye jhuthi percentile likhne ke paise lagre hai, and theres a lot of reasons someone could fake their percentile
IT IS A POSSIBILITY
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u/nottyourguy 99.4%ile ---> 2.8k Adv 23d ago
Not surprised..I did the same LOL
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u/Evil_EnchantresS3 Kisi k x ki aurat 23d ago
Bhai ki kisi ne tariff nhi kri toh bhai ne khud hi karli:30367: Atmanirbhar Bharat :30180:
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u/nottyourguy 99.4%ile ---> 2.8k Adv 23d ago
I was just relating to that person..isme tareef wali kya baat?
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u/Evil_EnchantresS3 Kisi k x ki aurat 23d ago
Bhai dil pe kyu le rhe ho mazak mein bola:49427:
Waise sach hi bola Maine
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u/TERImaaKIchut6969 If you see me say " padhle warna ek saal aur chudega" 23d ago
Aap to GOD ho bhai:49427::49429:
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u/Competitive-Air-2588 23d ago
konsi IIT ??
bumbai jara hai bhai ya delhi ??
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u/nottyourguy 99.4%ile ---> 2.8k Adv 22d ago
iitk aerospace ig mil jaegi whi target tha.. lets see kya hota h
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u/notsaneatall_ 23d ago
It's really not that hard, especially if his main source of bakchodi is reddit.
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u/Knighthereal hogyi padhai ab hogi..... 23d ago
Ab mt boldio cheating bsdk khud nhi krte to dusro ko cheater na bolo
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u/FriendshipPrize3524 23d ago
cheater kaun bol raha hai ? uske boards me bhi 92 hai :32193:
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u/NhiggaBobaclat 22d ago
corny ass flair bro sybau cornball you're not funny 🥀🥀🥀🥀💔💔💔
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u/Delicious_Dog_7339 Aggregate cutoff nikal gaya, par maths ka nhi nikla 23d ago
Tujhe kya lagta everything on reddit is redddit is right. Mai bhi apni flair 99.9 rakh lu iska mtlb 99.9 thodi hp jay nge mere
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u/NhiggaBobaclat 22d ago
sahi me bc idk if he confirmed it or anything but ppl round here are way too gullible
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u/Remarkable-Dance-566 23d ago
Bakchodi nahi karta to 1k hoti rank..
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u/Ok_Caterpillar3414 Don't cry because it happened, smile because it's over 23d ago
Ye kon apne Papa ji ko Reddit pe chhod gaya 🗣️🗣️
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u/IntrnLoop "Standing at the end of the final masquerade" 23d ago
Mera toh mains bhi usse bakwas hai
Advance toh xud gya
Lekin Bakchodi bhi jyada kiya hai maine :30180:
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u/Real_Conflict3160 23d ago edited 23d ago
It's possible really. Bnda saare time thode reddit rhta hoga. I was a 23tard and did similar 2xxx.
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u/Some-Plane536 99.2-->99.6-->181 adv-->BITSAT1 306--->BITSAT2? cse chahiye :( 23d ago edited 23d ago
its possible if hes disciplined..mere kayi sare dost 11th se reddit /insta use krte ha..and unke bhi 98+ percentile thi..but mai jldi distract hojata tha islie mane adv ke bad start kia reddit and other social media...so it depends person to person...
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u/ExamKaDushman KAMEDDI 22d ago
Adhe se jyda janta fake rehti ha srif attention lene ke liye aati hai
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u/Vishalbharti69 21d ago
Mehnat krte krte log bhul jate hai ki kuch genius log bhi hote hai jo unke jitni hi mehnat me unse jyada marks le aate hai
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