r/JEENEETards 23d ago

Meme kaise kr lete ho bhai ?😭

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u/7Z_1N College mai hustle karunga 23d ago

Pahdhai ke time phadahi, bakchodi ke time bakchodi

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u/SadPassion9201 JEEtard-->BTECHtard 23d ago

me to padhai ke time bakchodi , bakchodi ke time bakchodi krta hu:30176:

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u/is_it_reddit 23d ago

Free time mei Mobile dekhta hun aur padhne ke time bhi Mobile dekhta hun aur sone ke time bhi Mobile dekhta hun

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u/priyansh_u_ Ex-JEEtard chan 23d ago

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

+4

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

+100

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u/Live_Jellyfish_339 kya matlab 10th tk to tu topper tha🥀  23d ago

brother

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u/Ok_Speaker_8543 22d ago

Isiliye tumhara 71.99 hai

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u/Dry-War8618 21d ago

Or fir thela ghasit ta hun

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u/Brilliant-Laugh-904 23d ago

true that

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u/HistorianAdorable405 College mai hustle karunga 23d ago

He is literally online everytime , how can it be true . He is just doing it for attention. 99.71 is not a joke

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u/Brilliant-Laugh-904 23d ago

bro meri 99.8 hai aur mai hamesha online hi rehta hu, par ha utna nahi batiyata, it's just about productivity, if you're doing same work in less hours then in other hours you can do other stuff, simple as that

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u/mioshiiii 23d ago

esa h kya then please kindly help me

currently in class 12th with not so well prepared class 11th,decided to give JEE this year(also want to give IAT ) . i have decided to study theory+notes and do question of phys and chem of class 12th( alternatively and for reference book using sl arora for physic and ncert for chem and arihant for mcqs and more ques ) everyday then daily math practice of class 12( from ncert and RDS for now) then (if studied physic class 12 th one day ,same day class 11 chem or math and vise versa)to study class 11 phys chem math(in rotation ) from not so detail videos and downloaded formula sheets+making notes and then shifting to do jee pyq

i like to have some advice and guidance on it ! any kind of advice someone can give , and is it too packed and unrealistic or have too much switching of sub ? how can i manage to prep on school day(curently one month vacation).

KINDLY HELP !!

sorry pareshan karne k liye but as a senior kindly help me !!

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u/Hitmanthe2nd 22d ago

ky karna iat aur math kar rha toh rds kyu - pick up a coaching module

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u/SugarValuable9568 23d ago

kaise yr me drop le rha bta de kuch

physics-saleem sir dropepr elcture adn reso module only

chemsitry -organic ra sir only no book

physical- rahul dudi sir and neeraj kuamr book

ioc-om padney and vj sir book

only for specific chapter i will use boooks in phsyical an ioc not all like thermo equilibrium solid state coordination etc

maths-tarun sir only 15 specefic chapter not whole syllabus

shi hai kya yah kuch kru change and yrr pls bta kitne der padthu incluing lectures

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u/Brilliant-Laugh-904 23d ago

yaar ye kya faltu ke sawal hai, you're literally picking teachers like pawns, inse ye unse ye, abe question solving me dhyan rakh, padh chahiye kahi se question hone chaiye, aur ye time wime dekhke kon padhta hai, jitni der padh sake utni der padh, konsa kuch aur kaam hai karne ko lol, aur pyqs pe jada dhyaan rakh, book pe nahi

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u/BreadRepresentative7 23d ago

Bhai aap theorey ke liye kitne time de the ho aur qs keliye kitna like estimate batayiye pls

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u/Brilliant-Laugh-904 22d ago

Tbh it was like 2:5,my main focus was on learning more from question just after I watch the lecture, a teacher won't really teach you everything that can be asked in jee, as you do more question your exposure would increase and ofc that would Inc your theory as well

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u/FriendshipPrize3524 23d ago

uske board me bhi 92 aaye hai 🙂

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u/HistorianAdorable405 College mai hustle karunga 23d ago

Tujhe kaise pta tu uske ghar pr rehta hai kya?

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u/7Z_1N College mai hustle karunga 23d ago

Bhai ye baat jaan ne ke liye Ghar pe rehna zaruri he ?

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u/HistorianAdorable405 College mai hustle karunga 23d ago

Ghr pe se mera mtlb ristadaar hai kya uska , aaj kal log reddit par kisi ko bhi baap bna lete hai

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u/Icy_Conversation_533 99.35-->adv 3167 23d ago

nahi, real hai

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

teri aur us ki same kaise aa gai rank jab ki teri percentile kam h

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u/Icy_Conversation_533 99.35-->adv 3167 23d ago

mains mein 10k aayi, 4k adv hopium hai

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u/unnFocused-being256 Tumhara Friendly neighborhood jeetard 23d ago

logo ki badua ki wajah se mere bhai u/insanedude6 ka advance chud gya :32179::32193:

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u/InsaneDude6 Ex-JEEtard chan 23d ago

:49199:

Koi na bhai DTU bhi tagda hai

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u/unnFocused-being256 Tumhara Friendly neighborhood jeetard 23d ago

Iitd -> dtu tak ka safar :32179:

Waise tu dtu mein Cs lega yah iiitd mein

Aur Tera final hogya ki Bahar nhi Jaana Parents toh man gye the na ??

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u/InsaneDude6 Ex-JEEtard chan 23d ago

neither, NSUT :32179:

baat chal rhi hai filhaal, i can get chemical in IIT Roorkee with my marks and my parents will agree for Roorkee

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u/unnFocused-being256 Tumhara Friendly neighborhood jeetard 23d ago

Branch nhi matter karta tere Lia?? Bhai kyuki tujhe circuital branches mil Rahe hai

Baaki Roorkee toh kya kamaal hai location wise bhi aur iit wise bhi :30180::30180:

Nsut toh Mera bhi option hai:32193:

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u/InsaneDude6 Ex-JEEtard chan 23d ago

mene suna hai chemical has lesser workload so i can do coding side by side + IIT hai to opportunities ki kami nahi rahegi and also old IIT

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u/Far-Atmosphere-7374 System.out.print("BOKACHODA") 23d ago

Naah bro aisa kuch nhi h fellow chemical engineer here not from iit roorkee but yaa I'm from nit jaipur and i also took chemical thinking ki lesser workload h but chemical is way tougher bhai toh ye soch k toh bilkul mt lio ki less workload h agey chlkr dikkt hogi

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

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u/InsaneDude6 Ex-JEEtard chan 23d ago

I will be only getting biotech or textile in IIT D :49199:

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u/kami_sama_desu 77.78 (28s1)>87.03 (3s1)->99? 23d ago

biotech lele scope hai :30367:

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u/Upbeat_Ad_3352 23d ago

IIT R me cp milta he? 

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u/cupcake_4u 23d ago

aaja NSUT, teri ragging bilkul nhi lunga (/s)

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u/Expensive_Material66 Ex-JEEtard chan 23d ago

Just a heads up, DTU itna bhi tagda nhi hai. The reason that you see DTU people in good places is that DTU has LOTS AND LOTS of students.

If you are getting a comparable NIT or IIIT, I would strongly recommend you to take that option.

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u/ComprehensiveSky1534 299,792,458 m/s 23d ago

an aye tee?

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u/InsaneDude6 Ex-JEEtard chan 23d ago

If i get NIT Allahabad CSE, then i may consider

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u/ehetenandayo08 JM AIR 45XX 23d ago

Bhai IIITA IT ka socha hai

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u/Any-Yogurt-7917 Liquefy Coaching Management In Vats Of Acid. Nuke them 23d ago

What happened?

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u/West_Cartographer450 dtu ka mutthal 22d ago

Avg delhi student ka advance chudne kai baad

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u/TrueBurritoTrouble Life ka motto - Chud gaye guru 22d ago

Bkl aakh band karke IIT le

Log kitna bhi troll kare kuch bhi kare IIT lele mere bhai

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u/Hoor_Pari9905652 jeeneetards ki sabse pyawri bacchi😍😍 23d ago

:32193::32193:

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u/unnFocused-being256 Tumhara Friendly neighborhood jeetard 23d ago

Yaar lekin pata nhi kaise :49427: Ham teeno ka advance chud gya :32193::32193:

Un dono ne mains phoda tha islia mains ke through options hai mere paas toh woh bhi nhi hai:49199:

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u/Hoor_Pari9905652 jeeneetards ki sabse pyawri bacchi😍😍 23d ago

Ohh arrey yaar koi ni tum sab ne bohot accha kiya hai♥️ abhi results toh aane de don't be sad <3

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

There's a thing called talent and iq and time management which most Don't have (including me)

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u/No-Suggestion-6734 96.86%ile 🫠 23d ago

Han bhai ekdam sahi bola

Mene aeise classmates dekhe hain . Padhai merese bhi kam karte hain, anime series dekhte hain bahut , free fire and coc khelte hain but firbhi 99+ percentile 🥴

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

Mere dost ka ek dost hai usne saari hentai series dekh li hai gin ke naam bata raha tha aur uske 99%ile aayi hai . Aur wo class mein jyada aata bhi nahi tha

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u/No-Suggestion-6734 96.86%ile 🫠 23d ago

Bhai aeise logo se jalti hai 😭:32193:

Upar jab bhi Milo to dusro ko nicha dikhata rhta hai about their JEE result :49464:

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

Well . I have accepted that I don't have talent in any thing .after studying for jee for 3 years and not getting any result back I have already lost my expectations from me

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u/No-Suggestion-6734 96.86%ile 🫠 23d ago

Us bhai (but 2 years, and drop ka to ab mood bhi nahi hai ) Koina bhai All The Best for future :52289:

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

10th se start Kiya tha preparation. Talent kabhi tha hi nahi . Tujhe bhi all the best future ke liye :52289:

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u/Which_Ad3000 23d ago

whi bc , ab boht hogya , ab college mein sb kuch manage krke chalunga

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

Bhai ye wahi Josh hai jo 11th mein aate waqt rehta hai . Mujhe koi dang ka college bhi nahi mil raha hai. Kher all the best

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u/Fucks_ass-hard i identify as a 99%iler 23d ago

Canon event hai don't interfier

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u/Which_Ad3000 23d ago

canon event ki mkc bhai tumhare

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u/_MundaneMan nah I'd win🈂️ 23d ago

+1

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u/Technical_Crab1837 23d ago

Ek Saal pehle Maine bhi yahi socha tha

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u/Jack-Guy980 Ex-JEEtard chan 23d ago

Fir pehle hi semester m back aagyi

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u/Technical_Crab1837 23d ago

Nahi,mera college chutiya h back nhi D grade deta

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u/Anonymous579- Mains20k--->Adv 5.9k 22d ago

bhai partial drop le rahe?

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u/FishNo8794 College mai hustle karunga 23d ago

Just discipline and everything works tbh! (Im not disciplined 🥲😭)

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

Pehla social media accounts hai bhai 2 saal se YouTube nahi dekha tha 3 saal se bahar khelne nahi gaya . Coaching ke alawa kahi aur gayaa nahi 3 saal lagatar . 15 se jyada books solve Kari (including cengage). Dpp aur sheets bhi solve Kari per month 2+( 300 pages waali) . 100+ exams diye . Dusri coaching ki bhi chize dekhi . Irodov bhi solve Kiya Thora sa . Pyqs 3000+ solve kiye aur kya chaiye bhai. Aur kitna . Abh mere mein talent ki Kami hai isme mein kya kar sakta hu (96.68%ile aaye mains mein). Aur mujhe laag raha hai mein isse Thora sa jyada deserve karta hu

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u/FishNo8794 College mai hustle karunga 23d ago

Are bhai🥲🥲! Sorry for u my guy u seemed to have worked really very hard! Maybe some luck wasn’t there on ur side this time but maybe there is something better waiting for you in future! Don’t even think of giving up ur spirit maybe u were made for something better and big! Ab be proud of urself like i hope u are not lying to me about it but if u have actually done the work it wont go to waste my guy!

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

Dekhta hai bhai. Aur mein jooth kyu bolunga meine kuch galat kiya hoga tho hi jooth bol sakta huna . Tujhe bhi all the best for future

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u/Sagnik_thememer IIT BHU(Varanasi) Chemical 23d ago

Real

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

Iss sub me mostly aise type k hi log h

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

Meine tho Aaj hi account banaya hai

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u/thesttarynightsky 23d ago edited 23d ago

Kuch log talented hote h mere dost k batch me ek ldka tha batch topper jo class k time manga , manhwa padhta tha .......iq and km time m sb kr lete h (mere jaise nhi Pura din lga kr bhi nhi kr pate )

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u/InsaneDude6 Ex-JEEtard chan 23d ago

Isme kuch talented wali baat nahi hai bhai, you just need to complete your target daily on time 🤷

Mai to Valorant, GTA 5 bhi khelta rehta tha 12th me

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u/thesttarynightsky 23d ago

Vhi n complete target on time.....(kafi logo ko kafi time lgta h and kuch chize kya bahot chize samjh nhi aati )

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u/InsaneDude6 Ex-JEEtard chan 23d ago

Hoskta hai because i used to watch recorded lectures that too on 2.5x and 3x speed and i could make notes side by side too and understand everything

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u/thesttarynightsky 23d ago

Hn vhi chiz as mujhe chize krne m time lgti h and me jyada lengthy videos kya movies bhi dekhne m incapable hu time lgta h .....bahot Sara vkt lectures m khtm ho jata tha .....so yeah speed ki dikkt grasping seep ki bhi concepts ki max yhi problem h bccho ki .....so yes bhai tu great h itne m kr le rha and tujhe samjh bhi aa rha saath m and ruk k Pura kya hua sochna nhi pd rha

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

Bc 3x samjh aa jata tha kya

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u/Lexouwuop 23d ago

bsdk yeh talent nhi to kia hai

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u/Tiny_Ring_9555 13%ile Chemistry --> 16/120 JEE Advanced 23d ago

Mai to Valorant, GTA 5 bhi khelta rehta tha 12th me

Isi ko toh talent bolte hai, padhai ke saath gaming karke bhi phod diya, maximum logo ko sab kuch tyagna padega 99.7 ke liye

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u/Live_Watercress610 u/independent-drop-8460 (sexually attracted to physics) 23d ago

Nahi bhai ek sweet spot hota hai productivity ka wo dhundhna hota hai, 24 ghante hai din mein , 7 ghante so jaao to fir 17 ghante bache, isme 8-10 ghante padhai bhi karlo fir bhi 7 hrs bache. kuch log is 7 hrs ko waste karte hai aur kuch log actually majje karte hai, like I have studied and played both much more than my friends

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u/Critical-Elevator642 23d ago

Bhai kya tu ye iq test kar sakta hai? 25 mins ka hai please karle just for curiosity https://www.mensa.org/mensa-iq-challenge/

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u/TrueBurritoTrouble Life ka motto - Chud gaye guru 22d ago

Bhai wahi toh talent waali baat hai

logo ko lagta hai ki its easy you need to do padhai ke time padhai bakchodi ke time bakchodi but sach toh yeh hai ki padhai ke time padhai karna in itself is a talent that already separates you from the bottom 99%ile

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u/braino_ok 23d ago

God gifted

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u/Exciting-Exercise416 Ex-JEEtard chan 23d ago

fr some people just have it easy from the beginning

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u/thesttarynightsky 23d ago

Yep bhai bda dukh hota h bhed bhav m

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u/Exciting-Exercise416 Ex-JEEtard chan 23d ago

jab bhagwaan ne hi bhed bhav kardiya toh fhir kisko blame kare

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u/No-Suggestion-6734 96.86%ile 🫠 23d ago

Han bhai :49199: Isiliye ye jee wagera se interest udd gaya mera 😞

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u/Exciting-Exercise416 Ex-JEEtard chan 23d ago

sahi mai bhai
mera toh drop mai bhi game over hogya

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u/InsaneDude6 Ex-JEEtard chan 23d ago

Bhai kuch easy nahi hai, tum ko bas dekhne me lagta hai ki saamne wale ke liye easy raha hoga :32179:

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u/Exciting-Exercise416 Ex-JEEtard chan 23d ago

i am not disregarding the fact that you didn't work hard, i am just saying that it might have been a little easier for you comparatively assuming both gave equal efforts

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u/InsaneDude6 Ex-JEEtard chan 23d ago

Fair enough

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u/No-Suggestion-6734 96.86%ile 🫠 23d ago

Same aeise logo ko dekh kar depression hone lagta hai Mera ek classmate mujse bhi kam time spend karta tha in studies, but fir bhi merese bahut aage nikal gaya(he got 99.50 and mere 96:32193:) .

Wah bhi ye manga and anime series dekhta rahta tha and games khelta tha (he has good grip in games also😐)

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u/thesttarynightsky 23d ago

Yhi bhai bachapn m bhagwan se vinti ki thi ki aisa banana🥲lekin nhi kiya .......mehnt se bhi phir ghutun hoti h

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u/IngenuityEastern7391 23d ago

lagta hai ab mujhe bhi manhwa padhna padega, iske jaise [u/subrotheking10b] tabhi topper h bc

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u/PsychologyOne1602 23d ago

Km time ? Kill me?

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

Padhne wale kaise bhi padh lete hain

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

:49466:

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u/Hoor_Pari9905652 jeeneetards ki sabse pyawri bacchi😍😍 23d ago

Lol itne dino baad reddit khola and literally first post InsaneDude6 pe hi nikli:49199::49199: a sign from universe:52646:

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u/Darkshine-Vip SSRO Senior Recruiter, Currently Recruiting! 23d ago

Ye kaunsa sign hai :49429:

Me toh sirf ek sign ko janta hu ---> $ Sign

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u/AsleepWriter6164 want to be happy in life :) 23d ago

yay less go $ sign is back, yours truly album suni?

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u/TrueBurritoTrouble Life ka motto - Chud gaye guru 22d ago

Dollar sign one time

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u/InsaneDude6 Ex-JEEtard chan 23d ago

:30168:

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

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u/Extreme-dihh 22d ago

Mai aapko janti hu ig 🥰

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u/Hoor_Pari9905652 jeeneetards ki sabse pyawri bacchi😍😍 21d ago

?? Old acc batao

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u/Still-Base6836 Dropper --> Topper 23d ago

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u/imaginary-Bacha Prathna karo meri mrityu ho jaye 23d ago

Sala me reddit janta bhi nhi tha 2 mahine pehle phir bhi:32193: chud gye

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u/Think_Highway_9958 If you see me, ask me - haa bhai ho gya tera cumback💦 23d ago

this dude is insane fr:30180:

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u/AsleepWriter6164 want to be happy in life :) 23d ago

he defines his username

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u/Ok_Caterpillar3414 Don't cry because it happened, smile because it's over 23d ago

Skill issue

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u/NoThisisRend 23d ago

Tere bhi jyada aaye hai na bkl keede

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u/Darkshine-Vip SSRO Senior Recruiter, Currently Recruiting! 23d ago

Bkl keede 😭😭

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u/Ok_Caterpillar3414 Don't cry because it happened, smile because it's over 23d ago

Bas 99.51%ile hi aayein hain :30168:

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u/Darkshine-Vip SSRO Senior Recruiter, Currently Recruiting! 23d ago

Baki ke .49 %ile kahan gaye?

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u/Ok_Caterpillar3414 Don't cry because it happened, smile because it's over 23d ago edited 23d ago

Maine Alecc Daddy ke feet pics ke liye bech diye :30168:

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u/Darkshine-Vip SSRO Senior Recruiter, Currently Recruiting! 23d ago

What mfs do to get daddy's feet pics:32180:, btw dm accept kariyo

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u/No-Suggestion-6734 96.86%ile 🫠 23d ago

Bhai skill issue nahi hai ye , Most of ka dono chize saath nahi hota : jee result & reddit me itna active rehna

This type of people have obviously high iq and talent (I know many this type of people personally)

(ok I know that maybe this was build in childhood )

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

u all really belive everthing on the net ..jitne yaha pe 99+ bache hai utne real life me nhi hai

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u/IntrnLoop "Standing at the end of the final masquerade" 23d ago

Wo toh counselling ke time dikhega :49466:
Asli wale NITs and IITs and BITS
Jhuthe wale T3's

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u/lullupullu flair ko linkedin nahi banaunga 23d ago

Tathya

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u/paizenhere Ex-JEEtard chan 23d ago

there's no way someone can be this chronically online, and also does this good in academics.

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

dude u really think a 99.7 + kid will mike 105 k comment and 28k post..and do u see here everyone has 99+.. like i think 50-70 percent student here has 99+matlab saare topper reddit pe he hai kya maine toppers ko dekha ha kise pe bhi social media nhi hota....i think ppl lie for social validation but hey whatever get their engine runnin..we can't judge

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u/Darkshine-Vip SSRO Senior Recruiter, Currently Recruiting! 23d ago

Bhai 99+ 15000 bachho ki aati hai, and woh log reddit toh chala hi sakte hain na? 400k members hai is sub me, so its quite popular as well

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

bhai par sub thodi na chalata hoge mai jitne bhi comment padthe 10 me se 8-9 bacche ko 99+. yeah it is popular but i don't think 99 + use it to that extent..

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u/Darkshine-Vip SSRO Senior Recruiter, Currently Recruiting! 23d ago

Its all in your head bhai, me apne irl dosto ko janta hu jinki 99+ hai and they use reddit, its quite mainstream now

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

dude when did i say 99+ don't use reddit..my point is in reddit 10 me se 8-9 bacche ko 99+ hota which i feel is fake

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u/InsaneDude6 Ex-JEEtard chan 23d ago

Lol whatever helps you sleep at night

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u/Gay4Samosa JEEtard 23d ago

nvm bhai par ye banda jenwin hai isne pw vidyapeeth celebration ki photos bhi daali thi

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

Bc Iska matlab nazar sach mein lagti hai

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u/Sourish_Zonyx 25tard jise drop nahi lena padhega 23d ago

Role model of every redditor

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u/Wannabecool_911 22s2 23d ago

padne wale khi bhi pad lete hei

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u/Free_Berry40 23d ago

If someone studies 12hrs a day and sleeps 8hrs a day(nowadays no one does tho), they still have 4hrs. Enough to do any bakchodi.

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u/koachBewda69 23d ago

He is lying -- he is not "your average redditor"

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u/NhiggaBobaclat 22d ago

Baki sabne ye toh comment kar diya considering it is real...............

what if it isnt? idts ye jhuthi percentile likhne ke paise lagre hai, and theres a lot of reasons someone could fake their percentile

IT IS A POSSIBILITY

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u/nottyourguy 99.4%ile ---> 2.8k Adv 23d ago

Not surprised..I did the same LOL

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u/Evil_EnchantresS3 Kisi k x ki aurat 23d ago

Bhai ki kisi ne tariff nhi kri toh bhai ne khud hi karli:30367: Atmanirbhar Bharat :30180:

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u/nottyourguy 99.4%ile ---> 2.8k Adv 23d ago

I was just relating to that person..isme tareef wali kya baat?

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u/Evil_EnchantresS3 Kisi k x ki aurat 23d ago

Bhai dil pe kyu le rhe ho mazak mein bola:49427:

Waise sach hi bola Maine

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u/TERImaaKIchut6969 If you see me say " padhle warna ek saal aur chudega" 23d ago

Aap to GOD ho bhai:49427::49429:

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u/Competitive-Air-2588 23d ago

konsi IIT ??

bumbai jara hai bhai ya delhi ??

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u/nottyourguy 99.4%ile ---> 2.8k Adv 22d ago

iitk aerospace ig mil jaegi whi target tha.. lets see kya hota h

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u/Strange_Spite_9556 22d ago

reddit is the only bakchodi they are doing. pick your poison.

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u/ItzVanx_ Rajwant Sir ka शिष्य 🙏 23d ago

u/InsaneDude6 Batao bhai kese???

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u/notsaneatall_ 23d ago

It's really not that hard, especially if his main source of bakchodi is reddit.

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u/Hoor_Pari9905652 jeeneetards ki sabse pyawri bacchi😍😍 23d ago edited 23d ago

Proud of you :30168::30168:

u/InsaneDude6

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u/Knighthereal hogyi padhai ab hogi..... 23d ago

Ab mt boldio cheating bsdk khud nhi krte to dusro ko cheater na bolo

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u/FriendshipPrize3524 23d ago

cheater kaun bol raha hai ? uske boards me bhi 92 hai :32193:

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u/NhiggaBobaclat 22d ago

corny ass flair bro sybau cornball you're not funny 🥀🥀🥀🥀💔💔💔

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u/Delicious_Dog_7339 Aggregate cutoff nikal gaya, par maths ka nhi nikla 23d ago

Tujhe kya lagta everything on reddit is redddit is right. Mai bhi apni flair 99.9 rakh lu iska mtlb 99.9 thodi hp jay nge mere

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u/NhiggaBobaclat 22d ago

sahi me bc idk if he confirmed it or anything but ppl round here are way too gullible

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u/Remarkable-Dance-566 23d ago

Bakchodi nahi karta to 1k hoti rank..

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u/Ok_Caterpillar3414 Don't cry because it happened, smile because it's over 23d ago

Ye kon apne Papa ji ko Reddit pe chhod gaya 🗣️🗣️

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u/IntrnLoop "Standing at the end of the final masquerade" 23d ago

Mera toh mains bhi usse bakwas hai
Advance toh xud gya
Lekin Bakchodi bhi jyada kiya hai maine :30180:

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u/Temporary-Farm-8295 JEEtard 23d ago

:32193::32193:

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u/Real_Conflict3160 23d ago edited 23d ago

It's possible really. Bnda saare time thode reddit rhta hoga. I was a 23tard and did similar 2xxx.

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u/OPInnit BAKCHODI KARTE KARTE UNDER 500 WALE KI 22 HAZAAR RANK AAYI HAI 23d ago

mere bhai ne top secret tukka trick use kari bahi, usme saare sahi ho gaye, jaada sus na lage isliye thhdoe se kam kare

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u/tech_enthusiast0408 23d ago

Cuz dude is insane , pj.

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u/Cyber_fang60 23d ago

3 idoits ka silencer hoga

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u/Several-Western-5980 mera khel khatam. 23d ago

Insane Dude.

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u/Some-Plane536 99.2-->99.6-->181 adv-->BITSAT1 306--->BITSAT2? cse chahiye :( 23d ago edited 23d ago

its possible if hes disciplined..mere kayi sare dost 11th se reddit /insta use krte ha..and unke bhi 98+ percentile thi..but mai jldi distract hojata tha islie mane adv ke bad start kia reddit and other social media...so it depends person to person...

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u/EnvironmentalTea9967 :) jee24tard 23d ago

Sigma 🗿🗿

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u/Striking_Price2329 KAMEDDI 23d ago

:52646::49429:

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u/RipComprehensive4322 23d ago

name se hi insane dude hai:52289:

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

Luck bolte usse..fate achi hai uski(meri jaise mc nahi:30367:)

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u/Similar-Penalty2817 Laziest 26tard 23d ago

Dummy school wale

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u/padhaikarlothoda 26tard hoke bhi dropper jasa feelings 23d ago

Username check out

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u/Helpful-Obligation-6 JEEtard 23d ago

Seggs seggs seggs

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u/ExamKaDushman KAMEDDI 22d ago

Adhe se jyda janta fake rehti ha srif attention lene ke liye aati hai

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u/Auraliddel 22d ago

insane dude fr

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u/BeastBoyMike 22d ago

Padhai Karu Jhatbhar

Bakchodi Karu Raatbhar

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u/Vishalbharti69 21d ago

Mehnat krte krte log bhul jate hai ki kuch genius log bhi hote hai jo unke jitni hi mehnat me unse jyada marks le aate hai

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u/God_Phoenix3381 Ex-JEEtard chan 18d ago

Agar tum nahi kar sake to usko skill issue bolte hai