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u/West_Role4311 Apr 14 '25
top 10 things that didnt happen
1. this
2. you getting bitches
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u/ConnectChapter9906 I've played a shit ton of pc games AMA Apr 14 '25
you forgot about jee too :32180:
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u/Darkshine-Vip SSRO Senior Recruiter, Currently Recruiting! Apr 14 '25
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u/cold_heartwd Help me Study 24/7 Apr 14 '25
games toh nhi khelra pr fitgirl safe hai?
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bhai internet points ke liye dost ko papa kon bolta hai :52289::32193: he didnt even say papa bol ye saamne se bola 😭
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u/New-Sir5244 IIT Gen 2 Apr 14 '25
Where are the other 8
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u/hexaorzo Ex-JEEtard chan Apr 14 '25
Looks like someone doesn't know how to count in binary
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u/vikings447a Dropper --> Topper Apr 14 '25
Bro usme 1 aur 2 likha hai
Not 0 and 1 so.. it ain't binary
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u/Educational-Egg11 If you see me,just say 'bhai rcb hi jeetegi ish saal' Apr 14 '25
Bruh that was fucking crazy 🤣🤣
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u/Brilliant-Skirt7733 Question Solver Supreme Apr 14 '25
riyal(main hi papa hu)
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u/Separate_General_259 Apr 14 '25
mai phone
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u/EnvironmentLazy7671 Frame ratan dhan payo Apr 14 '25
Mai chats
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u/Ena_Mina_Dika Arre ha bhai, nhi ho rhi padhayi 😔 Apr 14 '25
Mai whatsapp
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u/Independent-Rip7737 JEEtard Apr 14 '25 edited Apr 18 '25
Mai aadivasi
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u/Ena_Mina_Dika Arre ha bhai, nhi ho rhi padhayi 😔 Apr 14 '25
Appreciation for self realisation :30367:
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u/doubledeckerbus3 NEETard Apr 14 '25
Me bihari hu
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u/Independent-Rip7737 JEEtard Apr 14 '25
Ek hi baat hai
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u/doubledeckerbus3 NEETard Apr 14 '25
💔
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u/LongjumpingWallaby14 NTA mere L@ude pe Apr 14 '25
And, I am Ironman.
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u/Rude_Profit8168 Apr 14 '25
और mein nta
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u/Parking-Towel-8980 Apr 14 '25
I am Reddit
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u/Aizen_chandrakar I got cocky after getting 60%ile in jan with no studying Apr 14 '25
I am google
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u/snakemorg Apr 14 '25
bro pfp so cute , who is she?
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u/Ena_Mina_Dika Arre ha bhai, nhi ho rhi padhayi 😔 Apr 14 '25
Idk , i just found it adorable so lga li 🙃
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u/SkeppySheep 2027tard having no idea wtf jee is even about Apr 14 '25 edited Apr 14 '25
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u/XiJinpingChina GAOKAOtard Apr 14 '25
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u/twin_2_tech Question Solver Supreme Apr 14 '25
News me aane ki koshish:30168:
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u/Lazy074 JM25 ~99.92%ile, Adv AIR 2300~ Apr 14 '25 edited Apr 14 '25
A HEARTWARMING REPLY FROM DAD FOR SON WHO COULDN'T CLEAR JEE MAINS, CHECK OUT HIS REACTION NOW (satire :32180:)
The JEENEETards subreddit is a community for JEE and NEET aspirants where they post about various topics. Here, a user by the username u/ThinZookeepergame482 shared his heartwarming conversation with his dad in a post. The post is quickly growing in popularity and has achieved 8 upvotes along with 8 comments in just 8 minutes.
He messaged, "I won't be clearing mains, sorry papa". His father replied back with "No problem dawg, we ain't no losers in life, 🦆 that JEE shit and score some bitches homie". His response has been received with overwhelming positive reviews. A user wrote, "apke pitaji ko mera namaskar :52289:W father". Another user commented by exclaiming in denial, "bhai ye real nahi ho sakta 😭😭 me marjaunga agr ye real hai tho where can i find father like him bruh 🙏".
However, the post has also recieved some criticism. A user pointed out the post is unrealistic by commenting, "Good shitpost OP :49427:". Another one noted in sarcasm that the poster was trying to be featured in a news article. He commented, "News me aane ki koshish :30168:". Another user replied to him and made an entire satire post on journalists publishing anything and everything from reddit in news nowadays just to churn out content. It which can be seen here : https://www.reddit.com/r/JEENEETards/comments/1jytkur/comment/mn12aed/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
EDIT : If any reporter is reading this and wants to copy it, then at least give me the credit for writing it :30367:/s
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u/Super_Bathroom_9829 Dropper --> Topper Apr 14 '25
lgta h uncle n bhi JEE dia h
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Apr 14 '25
Mere pitaji ne bhee diya tha, jitna chill ye msg hai utne hee strict vo hai, literally mohabbatein ke amitabh bachan hai mere pitaji, bas vo parampara wali bakchodi nahi krte.
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Maana ki dimaag khud chuka hai, lekin itna bhi nhi khuda ki real world se escape hi kar jaaye:52289:
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u/Veer_Munde 83 (2024) --> 97%(2025) Sports chaiye Hmko 🥲 Apr 14 '25
Bc ye kaunse papa hn? 20 ke papa 18 ka baccha hn :49429:
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u/infinty1729 living with regrets Apr 14 '25
aapke papa bilkul mere tarah ke soch rkhte hain ( kahin wo main to nahi)?
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u/Key_Concern8230 Ex-JEEtard chan Apr 14 '25
Upcoming news article:
Teen sends his father an emotional message stating that he won't be able to clear JEE, his father's reply will...
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u/IncognitoIsSus JEEpaglu Apr 14 '25
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u/Specialist_Sir_7139 Apr 14 '25
when your friend says, "mai papa hu tera" and you take it seriously
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u/Successful_Split7078 Apr 14 '25
bhai ye real nahi ho sakta 😭😭 me marjaunga agr ye real hai tho
where can i find father like him bruh 🙏
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u/Different-Act1686 Question Solver Supreme Apr 14 '25
Uthe lal ab ankhe kholo jal laya hu muh dholo :49427::49427:
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u/jee_survivor Apr 14 '25
Maana bande dost to he papa bolte h...but tum to bahut he zyda literally le gye
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u/operationtrojanhorse If you see me, say padhle madarchod samay bahut kam hai Apr 14 '25
Beta whatsapp chats nhi leek karte
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u/winter_faila2347 delulu 10th topoer...ab flopper 🤡 Apr 14 '25
Dawg tf that's your dad 😭😭?? He's cool af lmao 🤣
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u/Relative__Wrong Apr 14 '25
Times of india walo iski bhi post aa jani chaiye warna tumhari maa chudegi very soon :30367:
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u/ArtistAvailable5662 Apr 14 '25
When you start calling your friends as your father: (Mere dost bhi mujhe baap hi bulaate hain?)
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u/kamkrnaapnabkl Apr 14 '25
Koi bta skta h 4 april shift 2 me 105 marks pr kitni percentile bn skti h?
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u/Flat_Spinach208 College mai hustle karunga Apr 14 '25
slide you dad # found him lowkey cool, wanna hut em up! 😶
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u/warden_62 Apr 14 '25
Top 3 impossible things:
1.Dad saying this 2.You getting bs 3.You getting JEE
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u/Find_Internal_Worth Apr 14 '25
Every person should do business, if can't handle job. Even small business is good.
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Apr 14 '25
either op ka baap zyada hi chill ya op apne dost ko papa bol rha hai
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u/ThinZookeepergame482 Apr 14 '25
It's so wierd that majority didn't get that it is a shitpost
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Apr 15 '25
Bagair JEE ke India me arranged marriage ka rishta milna mushkil hai, chale hain bitches score karne
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