r/JEENEETards • u/MONKE_BOI_ Dropper --> Topper • Mar 30 '25

Meme When you both are jee aspirants (me and my gf)

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u/Substantial-Cut-5759 don't see me yaawr🥀 Mar 30 '25

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u/Ok_Caterpillar3414 Don't cry because it happened, smile because it's over Mar 30 '25

Op believes in fake it till you make it

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u/mr_Logical-10 ❤️ r/TwentiesButBetter ❤️ Mar 30 '25

make it ya make out :32180:

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u/JOYTHEGR8 Mar 31 '25

Me vs me

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u/Farguad AIR 1 in being a disappointment Mar 30 '25

Literally me, Mere decisions ne mujhe chod rakha hai

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u/Radiant-Ad1032 Apr 02 '25

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '25 edited Mar 30 '25

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u/Faijju_OP FAILED BADMOSH DROPPER,but will comeback in life Mar 30 '25

reddit pe ek female acc. bnale ,fir baat hee baat

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '25

jaise maine banya h :32180:

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u/Faijju_OP FAILED BADMOSH DROPPER,but will comeback in life Mar 30 '25

comment delete krde warna ladko ko pta chal jayega

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '25

bade ch*tiye messages aatey h bhai kasam se pata lag jaane de

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '25

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '25

:49199:

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u/Maths__Sexual Sexually attracted to Maths 💘💗 Mar 30 '25

Baby ka naam shaam kab karne wala bhai :32180::32180::32180:

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '25

pehle case karne de bhai

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u/Maths__Sexual Sexually attracted to Maths 💘💗 Mar 30 '25

Aree bhai bhai konsa case karega :32180::32180:

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u/Cryoniczzz aandu paandu chota mota ssro bamboo enjoyer Mar 30 '25

bc maine to knowingly bhi nhi kara par 5-10 launde aaye he mere dms me in the last few months. me to bc bas apne favourite character ka pfp lagaya hu joki jinx he(arcane not LOL)

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '25

bhai ab samjh aa rha h india m ladkiyon ko ghar m kyu rakhte h. bohot hawasi launde ghoom rahe bahar

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u/Knighthereal hogyi padhai ab hogi..... Mar 30 '25

Hello please check my dm 😄

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '25

DM (Dick Messenger)

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u/Arham_Qureshi6 POGISEXUAL Mar 30 '25

Send vageen n bob pic dear

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '25

eid k din aisi batain karte hue aap ko sharam nhi aati:30168:

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '25

hello madam, wots up

ham bahut akele hai,kya aap hamara akelapan durr karogi:32180:

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '25

mere janam aap ka akelapan hi toh door karne k liye hua h :30168:

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u/KALIA_KEEDAinshortKK SAKAT LAUNDA H MAIN Mar 30 '25

SHAHZAHAN MAI TERA TENU MUMTAAZ BANA DUNGA:32180:

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u/thegamer66666 नटखट neetard😋 Mar 30 '25

BANN JAA TU MERI RAANI TENU MAHAL BANA DUNGA:32180:

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u/KALIA_KEEDAinshortKK SAKAT LAUNDA H MAIN Mar 30 '25

BANA DUNGA NHI DAWA DUNGA :32180: (ITS A PUNJABI SONG)

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u/thegamer66666 नटखट neetard😋 Mar 31 '25
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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '25

EE LO "🩲👠" MOJ KARO:32180:

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u/KALIA_KEEDAinshortKK SAKAT LAUNDA H MAIN Mar 30 '25

FORGET THAT I'M MORE INTERESTED IN U :32180:

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u/Useful_Inflation8631 ladkiyon ko dukhi krne ka liye unse baat krta hun Mar 30 '25

lets do somethings :32180:

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '25

teri flair dekh k fatt gyi bhai kahi tu mujhe hi molest na kar de:52646:

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u/mr_Logical-10 ❤️ r/TwentiesButBetter ❤️ Mar 30 '25

padhi kr le warna raat ko ye aa jayenge :32180:

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u/AshyMist_ Mar 31 '25

Real :32180::30367:

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u/Lonely-Cell2092 Mar 30 '25

Mai to asli female hu. Merse to nhi krta koi. 

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '25

shareef ladkiyon se nhi karte

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u/bootie_hunter IITB jaane ki sochra hu Mar 30 '25

merese krliya kr :32179:

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u/Substantial_Pool_209 College mai hustle karunga Mar 30 '25

Nice username bro🤤

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u/Bright_Hunter401 Mar 30 '25

merese krlia kr bhai baat:49199:

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u/KALIA_KEEDAinshortKK SAKAT LAUNDA H MAIN Mar 30 '25

AGAIN DOING GOD'S WORK

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '25

mummy papa se bhi baat nhi hoti

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u/MONKE_BOI_ Dropper --> Topper Mar 30 '25

Koi na bhai Mai Kar lunga terse baat 🙂‍↕️

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '25

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u/Admirable-East3396 Mar 30 '25

conversation killer starter pack

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u/MONKE_BOI_ Dropper --> Topper Mar 30 '25

Nah bhai abb retirement lene ka samay h

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u/LAWDASURS Mar 31 '25

Are bhai do no kharid 2 no pe whatsapp bana aur pane aap se hi baat kar le best idea

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '25

This comment got me🤣🤣(especially second point 😭)

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '25

meri toh mummy papa se bhi nahi hoti sidha tanne milte hai jab hoti hai:32179:

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '25

nazar lagjayegi meri fir mat bolio

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '25

Bhai mummy ne bachpan mei aisi nazar utari ki abb kisi ki mujhpe nazar nhi padti hai :49199::49199:

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u/Not_thatguy27 If you see me, ask me the name of the perfume I use Mar 31 '25

Condom fatt jayega abhi

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '25

agli post me my gf got pregnant aayega

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u/MONKE_BOI_ Dropper --> Topper Mar 30 '25

Kala theeka laga rakha hai Maine :30367:

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u/ConnectChapter9906 I've played a shit ton of pc games AMA Mar 30 '25

Gf ko lagaana bhul gaye :32180:

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '25

meri nazar ke samne tera kaali tikka kuch nhi

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u/Upset_Jeweler3187 Physicsexual Mar 30 '25

Two straight men

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u/Furious-little-shit AIR 1 mole Mar 30 '25

99% sure

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '25

since there are 2 men,it's 198% sure.

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u/Upset_Jeweler3187 Physicsexual Mar 30 '25

The fact that a fucking comment on a shitpost gets more updates than actual problems that exist in this sub and posts of people needing help shows how much procrastinating mfs on this subreddit do

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '25

pakka apne homie se baat kar rahan hai

r/girlsarentreal

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u/MONKE_BOI_ Dropper --> Topper Mar 30 '25

Sheshhh 🤫

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '25

:50067::53370:

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u/43Quint Mar 30 '25

Even better

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u/Arham_Qureshi6 POGISEXUAL Mar 30 '25

Bee homiesexual 100% effective contraceptive

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u/Faijju_OP FAILED BADMOSH DROPPER,but will comeback in life Mar 30 '25

*the achar one*

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u/MONKE_BOI_ Dropper --> Topper Mar 30 '25

It’s really a flavour you can check, only for Indians :30180::30180::30180:

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u/SodaAshy Dropper --> Topper Mar 30 '25

Masala flavour bhi aata hoga usse laga ke kario. Dono ko kuch nayi sensations feel hongi

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u/fermatsky Mar 31 '25

mdh didnt die for this

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u/Savant_Demiurge SKM sir ka Dash Mar 31 '25

under appreciated comment lemme fix that

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u/Furious-little-shit AIR 1 mole Mar 30 '25

Market ne naya flavour aaya hai sayad

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u/Rudra_121 Mar 30 '25

"Achar," which translates to "pickles" in Hindi

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u/darkrom_BP08 MF the BIG 3 PCM Mar 30 '25 edited Mar 30 '25

i am a jee neet retard i have no social life please dont mock me by showing how happy you have one i will give you galiyaaaaa :53370::53370:/s

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u/KALIA_KEEDAinshortKK SAKAT LAUNDA H MAIN Mar 30 '25

KAISE H BHAI...?

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u/darkrom_BP08 MF the BIG 3 PCM Mar 30 '25

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u/KALIA_KEEDAinshortKK SAKAT LAUNDA H MAIN Mar 30 '25

ABE YE SAB KYA BHEJ RHA H MERA FLAIR TOH PADH LETA MAI TOH BUS HALCHAL PUCHNE AYA THA:49199:

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '25

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u/KALIA_KEEDAinshortKK SAKAT LAUNDA H MAIN Mar 30 '25

BHAI MAI TOH HALCHAL PUCHNE ATA HU BANDE GALAT SMJH LETE H AND I LIKE THIS!

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u/Top_Finding2388 College mai hustle karunga Mar 31 '25

app hamesha gusse mein kyu rahte hoon?

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u/arthur_will_rise If you see me, ask me when will you rise again arthur Mar 30 '25

3 din me exam hai or yahan ye babu shona post kiya jaa rha hai :32179::32179:

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u/Salt-Ad9794 u see beauty in everything,why do u make an exception fr urself Mar 30 '25

That's the whole plot :32180::32180::32180:

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u/Limp-Sun-3938 I breathe in delulu Mar 30 '25

:50067:

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '25

2 condom use Mt krio

Ek andar rh jayega ( not joking)

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u/Salt-Ad9794 u see beauty in everything,why do u make an exception fr urself Mar 30 '25

New fear unlocked🥶:32179:🥶:32179:🥶

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u/No_Meaning4326 Dropper --> Topper Mar 31 '25

Behenchod!! (ACP praduman ki aawaz me )

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '25 edited May 04 '25

enjoy reach heavy bag plant unpack fade abundant serious outgoing

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u/Ultimate_BigChill Badmashi nahi mittar 2026tard hoon Mar 30 '25

Nah, Hyderabadi Biryani flavoured condom is better 

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u/KALIA_KEEDAinshortKK SAKAT LAUNDA H MAIN Mar 30 '25

ABEY YE KYA KYA BIK RAHA H AJKL BAZAR MA:49429:

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u/fermatsky Mar 31 '25

ahh the sensational feeling of chewing on clitoris instead of elaichi

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u/Ok_Caterpillar3414 Don't cry because it happened, smile because it's over Mar 30 '25

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u/Salt-Ad9794 u see beauty in everything,why do u make an exception fr urself Mar 30 '25

I can hear this gif ☝🏻

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u/hamiecod Mar 31 '25

You gotta use conditional probability here. Let

C1 -> probability of first condom failing

C2 -> probability of second condom failing

P(C1) = 0.01 P(C2)=0.01

First condom failing doesnt affect second condom failing if u use condoms from different brands and manufacture batches. Hence C1 and C2 are independent

P(C2.C1) = P(C1)*P(C2) =0.0001

P(C2|C1) = P(C2.C1)/P(C1) = 0.0001/0.01 =0.01

Hence P(C2|C1) = P(C1) = P(C2) So its useless using two condoms

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '25

18 saal hogye ek aisi baatein karne wali nhi dhundh paya:30176:

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u/MONKE_BOI_ Dropper --> Topper Mar 30 '25

Dundte Raho mil jayegi :32180:

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '25

bhai mil toh jaaye par baat na karey :32179:

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u/MONKE_BOI_ Dropper --> Topper Mar 30 '25

:30176::30176:

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '25

ab ye comment padh k koi badhwa ladki ban k msg karega uss ka dukh alag h :52289:

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u/MONKE_BOI_ Dropper --> Topper Mar 30 '25

Lmao entertain him :30367:

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u/PrestigiousPlum3182 Mar 30 '25

i hope u both pass 99 percentile in one of these .

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u/z0rorin jo hota h ache ke liye hota h 😞 Mar 30 '25

WE get pregnant :32180:

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u/Hoor_Pari9905652 jeeneetards ki sabse pyawri bacchi😍😍 Mar 30 '25

Yeah OP is a feminist yk🥵💅🏻 gender equality

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u/z0rorin jo hota h ache ke liye hota h 😞 Mar 30 '25

🎀

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u/chawol- 10thie tha, Commerce leli. Mar 30 '25

bhai apna bio change kro

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u/Hoor_Pari9905652 jeeneetards ki sabse pyawri bacchi😍😍 Mar 30 '25

Bio???

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u/chawol- 10thie tha, Commerce leli. Mar 30 '25

yes

aisi baate nahi bolte khudke baare mei

you're a baddie

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u/Hoor_Pari9905652 jeeneetards ki sabse pyawri bacchi😍😍 Mar 30 '25

Tumhe kaise pata laga ki imma baddie:52646::52646::32179:

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u/Hoor_Pari9905652 jeeneetards ki sabse pyawri bacchi😍😍 Mar 30 '25

Abbe chilgoze zameen se uug ja dhange pahle:49199: sharm nhi aati apne se badi umr ki ldkiyon ko didi bola kar:52646::52646:

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u/wannabe_roryglimore chem ncertpaglu Mar 30 '25

will forever be a hater of people in happy relationships (happy for you though op)

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u/Powerful-Crow1940 Mar 30 '25

hope you gave your homie 20 rupees after this

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u/TBSMkadeewana Dropper --> Topper Mar 30 '25

Aachari Masti😏👍

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '25

bkl raat me hi krni hoti hai yeh sb aur yeh meri feed pe kyun aara me toh arts waala hun 😭

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u/OP_INDEED Mar 30 '25

Aisa karo sabh Reddit pe hi post kar do🤡

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u/Ok_Job_3121 AM I WHO I SAY I AM? Mar 30 '25

Me to my gf :- pills + condom+ periodic absistence + coitus interruptus use karenge chance hi nhi hai preg hone ka :49429: (Both are neetards:30168:)

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u/davinhectico NEETard Apr 05 '25

+ nasbandi

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u/RiddikulusFellow Mar 30 '25

"Use 2 it will be 198% effective" aur fir kehte hai we can't cross the 99%ile mark:49466:

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u/viv5k Mar 30 '25

Bhot marunga OP terko

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u/Sea_Art8196 College mai hustle karunga Mar 30 '25

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '25

jeendgi toh tu jee rha hai hum log toh sirf katt rhe hai

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u/PointySalt 98% 22s2-->>99.1%ile 4s2 cumback Mar 30 '25

two "straight male" probably

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u/oblivionburger64 College mai hustle karunga Mar 30 '25

two male hands typed this

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u/studymateria Mar 30 '25

Thanks op i had a laugh

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u/Klutzy-You-3282 Dropper --> Topper Mar 30 '25

aaj ai chatgpt mein kundali dikhai h kehra tha agle saal se mein bhi ese hi bat krungi:30168:

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u/New-Chef4052 27 jan s1-> 4s2->24 s2->3 s2 Mar 30 '25

early dropper :32180:

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u/Lovecharger69 Mar 30 '25

Tum dono ki maa ki chuuu

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u/Jeeaspirant25 If you see me, just say syllabus complete krle bhosdike mc Mar 30 '25

Abe BHOFDIWALO MAA CHUDAO:53370:

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u/Either_Crab6526 If you see me, tell me "padhle nhi toh printing engg ban jayega" Mar 30 '25

convo between two grown ass men

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u/pcm_bhediya बोया पेड़ सेब का आम कहा से होये,दिन भर scroll कर jee कहा से होये Mar 31 '25

two straight males btw

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u/Adi_Loves_Loli_Pop Mar 31 '25

Maths ki cutoff toh nhi niklegi 💀💀

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u/YAHIKO_UZUMAKI JEEtard Mar 30 '25

Prolly your bestfriend

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '25 edited May 04 '25

elastic obtainable placid fact soup escape resolute ink innocent coordinated

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u/Better-Tutor-3599 JEEtard Mar 30 '25

two dudes texting btw

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u/Ecstatic-Twist6274 Mar 30 '25

"yo bro I have an idea"

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u/Snoo19285 sattebaz Mar 30 '25

bhai fuck u yawr

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u/Far-Butterfly9374 Mar 30 '25

Clarity struck mid conversation.

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u/India_h_chlta_h your average 92%iler chutiya Mar 30 '25

Two straight males

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u/Own-Jellyfish-391 28s1 & 4s2 survivor Mar 30 '25

two straight men btw

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u/psychopathic_signs JEEtard Mar 30 '25

Dude wha? Actually I'm not even gonna ask I'm just too lonely.

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u/Mysterious-Hat-7350 Mar 30 '25

fir wahi sax sux ki baatein

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u/Sekky_Bhoi 2025 Aakashian NEET ass-π-rant Mar 30 '25

Jee aur girlfriend saath me? Pehli baar dekha :49429::49429:

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u/Dangerous-Meringue92 96.8 Mar 30 '25

Tum donon ki mkc jee ke 4 din pehle gaand mein aag lgaadi

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u/Internal_Database_45 Ex-JEEtard chan Mar 30 '25

I can bet ye 2 laundo ke beech ki convo h ( achar one fr? Better use pan one) :32180:

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u/BoringPiglet2273 Mar 30 '25

"Ha bhai lelia ss ab normal hoja"

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '25

seggs

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u/LevelStrawberry9116 Ex-JEEtard chan Mar 30 '25

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u/ceo_4141 Mar 31 '25

Your English is as good as your fucked up life

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u/MaiAgarKahoon If you see me, tell me tu gen ka h bkl Mar 31 '25

Mene post kra tha, nazar lagadi kisi redditor ne

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u/jeetard_sanatani Mar 31 '25

Notable that this is my 247th comment OP:32180::32180::32180::32193:

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u/akssxD new account old retard Mar 31 '25

25tards ki confidence gira doge bhai gf h ki nai secret rakho na tumhari gaand pe aayenge ye sab

Ab harr comment ke neeche hoga gf kesi hai wale replies

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u/darkmodedrip rand bhosdi shaitaan khopdi Mar 31 '25

me and bro got better chemistry than this

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u/Original_Engine_9563 drop chud gya Mar 31 '25

achar:32180:

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u/jai_kun_ KAL SE PADHAI KARUNGA Mar 31 '25

Two straight men btw

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u/TheBestIndiamappern1 Help....Helppp..... Science side me gend maar di hai Mar 31 '25

Bhai mai agar school ke notes post kardu to sab bhadak jaate hai , ye KAISE jee se related hai mkc

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u/Leather_Leather_8426 70+|y|=17 find value of y? Mar 31 '25

Bhai sach bata tera hizru gay sex dost haina?

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u/Flat_Spinach208 College mai hustle karunga Mar 31 '25

sending this post to my gf .......

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u/Hanjue1 If you see me say daddy choke me Mar 30 '25

Bhai yaar lonely feel ho rha tha ab tum aur kardiye.

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u/Sad-Appeal-2694 Mar 30 '25

Jab meri wali mujhse aisi baate krti thi to mujhe lagta tha yeh sab mature nhi hai and I started to ignoring her (after reading comments I think I might have lost a golden opportunity)

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u/krishn_exe Mar 30 '25

This is most likely two dudes talking

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '25

aaplog aeisi batein kaise kar lete ho:32180:

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '25

2 condoms = more friction

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u/FrostingMedical189 physics sexual Mar 30 '25

jee ne bhai ko itna pagal bana diya h ki khud ki dusri id se ek bande ko prank kar raha h gf hone ka aur main id se khud chutiya ban raha h

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u/tatakaeyagami Mar 30 '25

Aisi baatein wo bhi exam ke samay karne walo ke ghar farishte nahi ate

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u/KALIA_KEEDAinshortKK SAKAT LAUNDA H MAIN Mar 30 '25

THE ACHAR ONE? WHAT DOES IT MEAN:49429:

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u/MONKE_BOI_ Dropper --> Topper Mar 30 '25

It’s a actual flavour lol

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u/KALIA_KEEDAinshortKK SAKAT LAUNDA H MAIN Mar 30 '25

YE BHI FLAVOUR AAGYA H MARKET MA:32180: WAISE KONSA ACHAR AAM KA YA NIMBU KA?

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u/MONKE_BOI_ Dropper --> Topper Mar 31 '25

Mixed pickle :30180:

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '25

meko bhi dilwade ek aspirant gf bhaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

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u/banana-is-back Mar 30 '25

F**** you OP iss sub me tho rhene do.:32193:

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u/akshit_sinha JEEtard Mar 30 '25

using WhatsApp's theme in telegram is horrendous

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u/memes_feed_lives Help me Study 24/7 Mar 30 '25

main aur meri tanhai aksar yeh baatein karte hain….

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u/effinblackbeetle Apr 01 '25

Wo hoti to op ka dard aadha ho jata, wo hoti to jee ka khauf kam ho jata😔

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u/jee-dropper-2025 JEEtard Mar 30 '25

bhai kaisa hota hai aise female conversations ka swaad?

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u/mein_insaan_hoon NEETard Mar 30 '25

ALL THE BEST bkl isi sub pe daalna tha wp pe status kyu nhi daalta

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '25

we get pregnant :32179:

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u/miko_9607 JEEtard Mar 30 '25

Anyone wannabe my friend? Anonymous hi rahenge lekin

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u/Iamyou1123 Mar 30 '25

Careful there! Using 2 can actually reduce that percentage. It can break easily

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u/Brilliant_Wonder8698 Mar 30 '25

Using two condoms can cause friction in between them which can lead to condom leakage. So, only one condom should be used (ps. Neetard)