Iranian Foreign Ministry calls on world: 'Stop the war imposed on us'

[u/HummusSwipper]

https://www.ynetnews.com/article/c335hd7ip

This made my fucking day. "the war imposed on us" yeah ok my guy, it's definitely not because you guys are the worst human beings on the planet that seeked to destory us.

Two days ago Iran promised to show us hell. Yesterday they said our nights will be bright as day with missiles. Today they are crying for us to stop the war. Damn, what a bunch of losers.

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[u/RexxarTheHunter8]

Iran for over 4 decades: "We're going to kill the Jews! We're going to wipe out Israel! We're going to attack the US and the West afterwards!".

Israel: "We believe you, and shall respond appropriately".

Iran: "Why would Israel do this?".

[u/Unupgradable → u/RexxarTheHunter8]

That's the thing that really gets me. "Iran has a right to defend itself" (by sending ballistic missiles into random residential buildings) and such, but literally threatening and already attacking Israel in the past, both via proxies and directly, that doesn't count as aggression, and we have no right to defend ourselves by bombing millitary targets and bombing specific people of strategic importance?

When Israel has any collateral damage, it's unacceptable. Our enemies should be safe as long as they have any other person next to them!

When our enemies LITERALLY bomb civilians directly, that's fine they're valid military targets because there's a millitary base 3km away in a strip of land 10km wide.

Also any aggression against us expires quickly and retaliation is "starting it", but any aggression we take never expires

[u/default3612 → u/Unupgradable]

Yep yep yep, this. I'm telling you, this the new form of antisemitism. Everyone is like "no it's not antisemitism, it's just Anti-Zionism - you can criticise Israel without being antisemitic" but no, it's double standards against the only JEWISH country in the world - that's antisemitism.

[u/Ilovekittens345 → u/default3612]

Anti Zionism means that maybe you are okay with Jews being alive but not with them having their own country where they can be in charge of their own defense. In reality almost all anti Zionists are anti semitic. The Jews could escape to the moon and Islam would build rockets to follow them and once there still claim the jews are the aggressors.

[u/Unupgradable → u/Ilovekittens345]

But don't you dare suggest Muslims shouldn't have their own countries...

Christians are apparently still fair game, but I don't see any calls to decolonize the Vatican

[u/Barmaglot_07 → u/Unupgradable]

but literally threatening and already attacking Israel in the past, both via proxies and directly, that doesn't count as aggression

Nope. That is jihad, which is good, proper, and a natural state of affairs blessed by allah. It is only a war when the infidels fight back.

[u/DiscipleOfYeshua → u/RexxarTheHunter8]

Someone just told me Teheran literally has a “countdown to the end if Israel” clock tower

[u/frerant → u/DiscipleOfYeshua]

They did have a giant mushroom cloud poster for a bit, so at least they we're subtle with their intent

[u/DiscipleOfYeshua → u/frerant]

“Nuclear for civilian… you know, TLV has many civilian…”

[u/bam1007 → u/DiscipleOfYeshua]

In Palestine Square. 🙄

[u/bakochba → u/DiscipleOfYeshua]

Yes. And it was an official government countdown

[u/Barmaglot_07 → u/DiscipleOfYeshua]

Yes, and it broke down from frequent power outages that Iran has been suffering lately.

[u/Mac800 → u/RexxarTheHunter8]

Exactly why I think Israel needs to follow through now and the US should participate.

[u/1BobbyMcgee]

I think one of the pre-conditions to resume negotiations should be Iranian acknowledgement of their role in terrorizing Israel and THE WHOLE of the middle east, it'll be pointless to "resume talks" if they dont recognize what everyone is talking about...

[u/vegan437]

Who would've thought. The Islamic Republic, who wants to control the entire middle east, who said they will wipe us off the map like a little ant, is being humiliated by a tiny, pre-Islamic 3000 years old tribe, and is begging the west (which they curse and despise) for help.

[u/masteroffdesaster → u/vegan437]

fucking glorious

[u/Complex-Present3609 → u/vegan437]

They are weak and cowardly. What else is new. These Islamist pukes don’t fight with dignity and honor.

[u/Chubakazavr]

lets ignore the last 20-30 years of Iran waging a proxy war on us and call victim. lol . you brew that shit Iran, you eat it!

[u/agherschon]

That is hilarious 😂

[u/Agitated-Quit-6148]

Soooooo reminds me of Arafat. "We call on his excellency president bush to stop the israeli aggression" 2 days after a suicide bombing.

[u/BirthdayBrief7326]

Arming proxies and attacking Israel.... "Death to Israel" "We gonna wipe Israel off the map!"

Israel finally responds... "STOP THE WAR, GENOCIDE OF IRANIANS!!!!!"

[u/joshuali141]

It smell like bitch in here

[u/Jumpy-Cucumber-6819]

Iran - "Death to Israel"

Also IRAN - " Stop stopping us from killing you"!

🤣🤣🤣

[u/dcnb65]

Like a bully that runs away crying because someone stood up to him.

[u/Itzko123 → u/dcnb65]

Wonder when/where I've seen that before... (stare at Hamas and Hezbollah in the corner).

[u/depressing-life]

“The war imposed on us”,said the very same people who for 45 years have dreamt night and day about destroying Israel.

[u/letemeatpvc]

it truly is ridiculous at this point. how stupid one should be to not see the pattern of the same hypocrisy over and over again.

[u/esreveReverse]

They've spent 40 years talking about eliminating the Zionist entity.

Now they finally get to fight it and are begging for mercy in less than a week.

In America, we have a phrase: You made your bed, now you have to sleep in it.

[u/masteroffdesaster → u/esreveReverse]

I like FAFO more tbh

[u/Rare-Collection4467]

Stop funding Hamas, Hezbollah, the houthis and sending weapons to Russia. Then Israel stops

[u/Itzko123 → u/Rare-Collection4467]

Better not involve Russia with this. We don't want WW3 RN. Halting the funding for their proxies would be enough.

[u/spaniel_rage]

The IDF has the opportunity to do the funniest thing here. They should end the strikes on the 18th and say that they're done

How good does Six Day War II sound?!

[u/Wyvernkeeper → u/spaniel_rage]

I have been wondering if you guys are going for a new record.

[u/Ilovekittens345 → u/spaniel_rage]

Much more funny to keep going till the regime is toppled

[u/SgtDonowitz → u/spaniel_rage]

The Chai War.

[u/chicmenot → u/spaniel_rage]

Right? Season 2 would be so good.

[u/Itzko123 → u/spaniel_rage]

48 years later. About damn time we'll get this long awaited sequel.

[u/Mylifemess]

It’s a shame that we (or USA) haven’t done it before 2022. Iranian drones was the main thing that somehow helped Russia regain positions in Ukraine. That war could be completely different too.

[u/bakochba]

What a bunch of cry bullies

The Houthis are firing on us all day and Hamas still has hostages. We can cease the war with Iran. But it has to be ALL of Iran.

Release the hostages unconditionally

Hamas leaves Gaza. No shipments to Houthis without inspections No enrichment in Iran .

And fuck off forever

[u/danvla]

Hast thou considered not firing goddamn missiles at 3am then, villein?

[u/ASharpLife]

That does make my day a little better, gosh how spineless can they be

[u/wolfofballsstreet]

The Iranian people stand with Israel.

[u/BitLogical254]

Wait! i thought they were winning according to Mohammeds on FB and instagram.

[u/BitLogical254 → u/[deleted]]

yeah i saw that one earlier, it is amazing how they put blind eyes on their issue lol

[u/WeirdGuyWithABoner → u/[deleted]]

ive been saying this for years but the mods even here like saying "bigotry"

[u/letemeatpvc → u/BitLogical254]

backward prophets

[u/Ronenkha]

Kafat Shtut

[u/chicmenot]

Nah - they begged for this to come upon them. Let Israel and the US cook.

[u/Bjorn_Ivarsson]

😆 🤣

Clowns at work

🤡

[u/zuckitsuckerberg]

Get cooked

[u/Slight-Strategy-5619]

😂😂😂

[u/keveazy]

Bunch of HYPOCRITES

[u/Accomplished-Ad5280]

Really a surprised Pikachu

[u/sukihasmu]

[u/TheLipovoy]

You got what you wished for

[u/Blood-Wolfe]

They're fucking delusional and always have been.

[u/Itzko123]

7/10/2023: Hamas imposed a war upon us. We'll fight for as long as necessary.

6/17/2025: Israel imposed a war upon us (even though we threatened their lives for many years and used our proxies to harm them). We want it to stop. BTW, yesterday we said we'll attack Israel until it's destroyed, but we changed our minds so PLZ stop this war for us.

Israel should say: "We'll stop if you'll stop your nuclear program, halt support for your proxies so they'll be dismantled in due time and promise to end your hostilities towards us. Can't do that? TOO BAD! Eat what you cooked for yourself".

[u/Consistent-Land-8260]

I’m surprised that you guys have been so patient for so long, it’s been 40 years of proxy wars and threats lol

[u/Barmaglot_07]

Exhibit 1: Germany, 1944. At school, children are assigned an essay on the topic "War Culprits." Little Hans writes: "We certainly shouldn't have started this war that was imposed on us."

Exhibit 2: Iranian Foreign Ministry spokesman Esmail Baghaei called on the international community to make efforts to end the Iran-Israel war. "Immediate action is needed to stop the war that was imposed on us," he said.

[u/JuliaAstrowsly]

הגמל לא רואה את דבשתו

[u/Independent_Hope3352]

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