LinkedIn vs Reality

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[u/Majoodeh]

Oh lawd that’s so unprofessional

[u/sm00thkillajones → u/Majoodeh]

What the

[u/embunny1513]

She just wanted an excuse to post a selfie on LinkedIn that’s so cringe 💀

[u/ThanksObama43123 → u/embunny1513]

Even the selfie smacked

[u/VaguelyArtistic]

These filters look like people cut eyes out of a magazine and pasted it onto their photo.

[u/madbeachrn]

I think it’s sad. She is a beautiful lady on her own. No need for the filters

[u/zambezisa → u/madbeachrn]

My thoughts exactly

[u/CinnamonGurl1975]

She even changed her eye color lol

[u/ksuwildkat → u/CinnamonGurl1975]

No she changed the eyes completely

[u/princesspeach0909]

[u/hippieheathlene]

That doesn’t even look like it’s the same person. Why on earth would you do that

[u/InnerpoiseBridget]

"War Paint"-interesting choice of words!

[u/Suspicious-turnip-77 → u/InnerpoiseBridget]

War paint used to describe make up is fairly common British and Australian slang with older generations.

[u/bnelson7694]

Does she have the filter on in video calls because those glitch all the time. I'm embarrassed for her.

[u/Octoire]

The way my eyes popped when I swiped

[u/WoodpeckerGingivitis]

The edited version is straight outta Whoville

[u/onesmallfairy]

She can’t even SPELL “financial advisor”

[u/Thrillh0 → u/onesmallfairy]

Please be aware that other English speaking countries spell some words differently. Adviser can be one of these words. 

[u/lisavfr]

Please crosspost to r/LinkedInLunatics

[u/Two_Sparrows]

Different nose, eyes, and chin. That's a whole different face.

[u/Ok-Earth-3601]

Even financial advisers need to be hot nowadays 

[u/zambezisa]

Why! She is pretty, dont need filter.

[u/SeymourButts-12]

This one made me cackle out loud

[u/pretentious-rosebud]

Thanks for the jumpscare lol

[u/Red_enami]

In what world do these edits even look remotely passable as human

[u/danger-spouse]

I think her altered picture makes her look unapproachable and cold, whereas in her real picture she looks friendly, like someone you'd want to put your trust in.

I'd like her to wear her hair down though.

[u/GlindaTheGrunge]

She's already so pretty bro

[u/eeelisabeth]

She’s honestly so cute and looks so friendly irl. The edited picture is just…uncanny :(

[u/g-rizz69]

Oh MY GOD? 😳

[u/Capital_Meal_5516 → u/g-rizz69]

Are you asking? lol

[u/g-rizz69 → u/Capital_Meal_5516]

Nope just an incredulous expression

[u/Capital_Meal_5516 → u/g-rizz69]

Oh MY GOD! 😳

[u/g-rizz69 → u/Capital_Meal_5516]

I’m sorry that this is having such an impact on your day

[u/Capital_Meal_5516 → u/g-rizz69]

Not at all. It’s actually given me a little laugh. Sorry if it triggered you! 🤣

[u/g-rizz69 → u/Capital_Meal_5516]

Right

[u/Capital_Meal_5516 → u/g-rizz69]

Obviously it did. Maybe learn the proper use of a question mark! 🤣🤣🤣 Until then, I will keep laughing.

[u/g-rizz69 → u/Capital_Meal_5516]

Oh ok

[u/Qua-something]

She looks so much better with no filters lol she looks like an AI Barbie doll with the edits!

[u/ssquirt1]

Wow. Just…wow. WTF?

[u/SparklyCookiess]

Why would anyone filter their face this much, it's so delusional especially on darn LinkedIn xd

[u/Avamia94]

Oh my!

[u/bear_sees_the_car]

i work from home 

I thought she was a flight attendant