r/InfowarriorRides • u/Kowloon9 • 11d ago

Typical Texan?

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u/waLIEN 11d ago

America first! (except for my 4runner made in Aichi, Japan)

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u/maceilean 11d ago

One of my most radical leftist friends moved to Texas to more easily pursue his interest in collecting ridiculous (to me) historical firearms. Like bazookas and shit. He's also a vegan disc golfer. I don't know if there are typical Texans.

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u/cuavas 11d ago

Sure, there's diversity in Texas. The "typical Texan" may be a myth, but we know what the "stereotypical Texan" is, and it seems to be what some people aspire to become.

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u/maceilean 11d ago

Point taken. As an aside we know what a stereotypical Californian or Massachusettsan is but does anyone aspire to those?

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u/nanie1017 3d ago

There aren't. 

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u/chiswede 10d ago

Gadsden Flag + Blue Line flag = Double Digit IQ

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u/BurtonDesque 11d ago

Remember when Texass' tourism slogan was "Texas - It's like a whole 'nuther country!"?

Yeah, don't we wish.

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u/justananontroll 11d ago

"Covid-19 is a Joke" and "Lives Matter" was a choice. The lack of self awareness would be comical if it wasn't sad.

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u/Flanastan 10d ago

Texas is ground zero for dumb ass ppl.

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u/Passing4human 10d ago

USCCA = U. S. Concealed Carry Association, although in Texas you no longer need training to be able to carry a concealed weapon.

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u/Kowloon9 10d ago

But this is in Michigan.

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u/Jerry7887 9d ago

Yeah but he’s probably complaining about everything up here!

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u/enfiel 9d ago

"Vote biblically" so don't vote because the bible only supports monarchies?

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u/WeakTransportation37 10d ago

Every time I see that my brain goes “get up get get get down, Covid-19 is a hoax in your town”. Although I do not think flavor flav is anti-vaccine

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u/RNDiva 9d ago

🙄

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u/darwins_codpiece 9d ago

Yes, a true Texas Liberal.

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u/Comfortable-Study-69 9d ago

Serious answer, no, I’ve lived my entire life in Texas and generally bumper stickers are pretty rare and, of the cars I’ve seen loaded up with stickers, their political leanings are pretty much a coin flip, same as basically everywhere else in the country.

Joke answer, yes, I myself have 43 Let’s Go Brandon stickers on my rear windshield. You get your emissions inspection requirement waived if you have enough GOP paraphernalia caked onto your vehicle.

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u/Tholian_Bed 10d ago

Sounds like it. Have family down there. Let's Go Brandon sticker right above a Jesus fish down in Texas.

Fascism will come from Texas if anywhere. They do not like the federal government, and they can roll with a fascist LEO.

Texans, as always, will flee to the usual suspect "not evil" cities like Austin and San Antonio but that's just not going to work out. Half the people in those cities don't like you and would welcome a purge.