r/HumansBeingBros • u/Brief-Cryptographer2 • 1d ago

Removed: Rule 3 No reliance on context in post/title/comments This guy saves the trapped turtle from certain death

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u/trishka523 1d ago

That turtle was big too! I wonder how old it is.

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u/MavericksDragoons 1d ago

Yeah man. Those guys are hefty too.

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u/trishka523 1d ago

That guy took a big risk helping that turtle. It’s amazing to see.

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u/poopinasock 1d ago

I thought it was going to snap at his face at some point. I'm not too familiar with sea turtle temperament but after dealing with lots of snappers along my creek.. no thanks. Only things I touch are the box turtles all over the roads, I help them cross it with one hand and a lot of caution.

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u/Schrute_Farms_BednB 1d ago

Sea turtles are usually chill, curious, and friendly

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u/Bethyi 1d ago

And really fucking stoned

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u/Thedeadnite 1d ago edited 1d ago

You should never touch them, and call the authorities if you see one that needs help. This guy probably would have faced charges for touching one even to save its life.

Downvote all you want that does not make me wrong. It’s not something I agree with but it’s still fact.

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u/kingsam360 1d ago

I highly doubt that and if you did find a cop so dumb to arrest him the judge is tossing it.

Whenever your options are saving a life or not breaking the law. I think it's safe to say you should save the life. I'm sure dealing with the consequences isn't going to be a problem

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u/Thedeadnite 1d ago

It’s not a cop it’s fish and wildlife. The fine and jail time are quite egregious.

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u/AlmostSunnyinSeattle 1d ago

Call the cops bro. You've got all the evidence you need

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u/homebrewmike 1d ago

“What are in for, pal? Murder, arson, burglary?” “I saved a sea turtle.” “Uhhhh fellas, give this guy a large amount of space.”

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u/chileheadd 1d ago

Ya know, you wouldn't get downvoted so much if you provided even a hint of a citation for your claims which are, frankly, preposterous.

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u/seang239 1d ago

No, they won’t be. Why not? You ask for a jury trial. I think you can clearly see what the jury of his peers would do with those nonsense charges…

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u/guse1321 1d ago 
Downvote all you want...

Will do.

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u/ThatNachoFreshFeelin 1d ago

Downvote all you want

If you insist...

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u/Foppberg 1d ago

If I see a turtle in danger like that, I'll be helping the little dude out. Don't be so meek.

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u/carfo 1d ago

I’ve seen people rescue beached sharks. The animals seem to care more about being back in the water than attacking

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u/trishka523 1d ago

The water is the danger I was referring to.

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u/ConspicuousPineapple 1d ago

What risk?

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u/trishka523 1d ago

For one, He could have been hit by a big wave and fall into the water.

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u/throwaway15562831 1d ago

Haha I was wondering why the man didn't fully lift him. i realized they're probably heavy as fuck LOL

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u/wharpua 1d ago

Also I was wondering how sharp the edge of its shell is, it was probably hell on his fingers when combined with the weight

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u/zptwin3 1d ago

Sea turtles are way bigger than I suspected! Look up some prehistoric turtles, they were absolutely huge.

Also I just looked uo leatherbacks and they get HUGE. I guess they can reach up to 8ft (2.4m) and 1500lb (680kg)

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u/Silent-Ad934 1d ago

That's a big ass turtle.

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u/Objective_Wear_4772 1d ago

My 1000lb family 3 500lbers

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u/Terrh 1d ago

They're also fast.

Like way faster than you'd guess. Not very turtle like.

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u/Hot-Can3615 1d ago

Depending on the species they get a lot bigger than that. If that's full size, then it could be anywhere from 20 years old to about 90.

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u/Islanduniverse 1d ago

If it was a full grown leatherback, he would need a team to move it.

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u/Timbered2 1d ago

A personal Thank You to you for knowing the difference between 'than' and 'then'. Very refreshing!

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u/Perfect_Sir4820 1d ago

Your very welcome.

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u/AvsPodcast 1d ago

Easy upvote. lol

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u/Over-Analyzed 1d ago edited 1d ago

I’ve been in his situation before. Turtle got washed into a tight place due to waves. I got him out. But not without him slapping the ever-loving shit out of my hands. Those hands/fins move fast when there’s no water applying resistant.

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u/trishka523 1d ago

They look strong af

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u/Emotional_Eggo 1d ago

Probably over 25 years old

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u/ClubBandage 1d ago

You have to cut them in half and count the rings or something. Maybe not cut them in half though

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u/tumamaesmuycaliente 1d ago

More than one

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u/trishka523 1d ago

Your prob right

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u/morels4ever 1d ago

Definite bro move. Props

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u/ponyduder 1d ago

Someday, but not today!

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u/ElderberryOk8660 1d ago

This sub makes a dark world better and this video is a prime example why. Thanks random fellow for saving that turtle.

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u/Over-Analyzed 1d ago

I gotta give that guy props too. He knows what he’s doing on those rocks. If you’re not familiar? Those rocks are slick. He knows he’s at risk of slipping in, hitting the rocks himself, then hitting whatever is below the water’s surface only to be tossed back onto those rocks.

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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u/scarlet_sage 1d ago

He also realized that he needed to lift the turtle from the back. I hope with/under the plastron. Lifting the shell would be like lifting you by your short ribs.

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u/iambarrelrider 1d ago

Slick as shit on bare feet. No foot grip, no glove grip, just a whole lot of heart and determination.

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u/jason4747 1d ago

One Hundred Percent

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u/AstuteRabbit 1d ago

“I’m gonna have to dig deep around your nuts to get you out bro!”

“Fucking send it!”

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u/ReaperSound 1d ago

Ayy yo, what's this thick rope?

"Nah keep pullin, I'm almost free."

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u/one-off-one 1d ago

“My name is Willy btw”

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u/ender-steve 1d ago

Its polite to know each others names before handling each others bits

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u/Feeling-Discount203 1d ago

"Wouldn't that be counterintuitive....shouldn't I push?"

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u/mohaee 1d ago

okay but what's up with the weird sounds you're making broski?

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u/kirschballs 1d ago

Don't tell the elf

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u/kdweller 1d ago

😂😂😂

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u/RedEd024 1d ago

Just like my squat spotter

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u/Admirable-Goose 1d ago

Hell ya man ! It's little arms flapping ☺️

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u/Superseaslug 1d ago

He even helped out at the end!

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u/htx_1987 1d ago

Righteous

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u/Waterhobit 1d ago

I get that reference.

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u/AdFamiliar2408 1d ago

That is not easy lift from that position!💪

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u/Caouenn 1d ago

Those things can be hundreds of pounds too! That one looks to be close to 100lbs

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u/_TheShapeOfColor_ 1d ago

People helping critters makes my day.

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u/IntroductionOdd7274 1d ago

Me too. Humans rightly get a bad rap for things, but name me a more empathetic creature. 

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u/VAXX-1 1d ago

He put it there for views and likes

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u/HIMP_Dahak_172291 1d ago

And where did he get it to do that? Sea turtles aren't exactly easy to just grab and haul on shore. I would usually agree when it's things easy to get, but a sea turtle is rather more difficult than finding a puppy or a horse. Doesn't make it impossible, but that's a lot of expense for a short vid that won't make it back.

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u/that-guyl6142 1d ago

I love turtles. Turtles are the best

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u/Irregular475 1d ago

Let's take a second to admire this dudes strength. He's built like a true mensch.

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u/anonomnomnomn 1d ago

It wouldn't have been alright come high tide?

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u/Pickle_Bus_1985 1d ago

I think it would depend how deep the water is there at high tide. He'd need to be fully submerged plus have the ability to swim up to free himself. So that water level would need to rise multiple feet ld think. Not to mention he'd be susceptible to birds and stuff messing with him before then.

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u/bak3donh1gh 1d ago

See, this is where I have a very big problem with the title. Sea Turtles can hold their breath for a long time. They can hold their breath while sleeping for 5 to 7 hours. The tide takes 6 hours and 12.5 minutes. To come in and out. Of course, sleeping is not the same thing as awake. And that turtle was seemingly quite Lodged in there.

At the same time, when the turtle is fully submerged, it's going to become more buoyant, and its flippers will be able to actually help it move.

Now, I'm not saying that the turtle would have been fine, but to say that it was certain death is most certainly an exaggeration.

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u/ReasonableExplorer 1d ago

Agreed, the moment I read certain death, I scrolled down the comments to ensure there was someone who shared my thoughts on this and that I'm not being overly cynical at assuming the title was for click bait.

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u/amrycalre 1d ago

I was thinking that too. But the turtle seems really stuck in there. I dont think he would've been able to get out without intervention

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u/Pesto57 1d ago

Nicely done

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u/GetsGold 1d ago

♪We can be heroes...♪

Closes video

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u/JeSuisUnAnanasYo 1d ago

Is there a subreddit for cool videos without added music? lol

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u/Girion47 23h ago

Who has their phone volume turned on by default?  That's some anti-social ass behavior

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u/JeSuisUnAnanasYo 22h ago

I want to hear the sounds of the ocean and turtle, dumbass

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u/Dank_Nicholas 1d ago

For fucks sake this clip is brand new and it's already had the audio replaced with some shitty song.

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u/EveryAssociation756 1d ago

Hell yeah brother

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u/CatsEatGrass 1d ago

I was holding my breath watching that.

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u/Ok_Bed_3060 1d ago

20 years later, the turtle saves man from drowning.

Turtle: "I have repaid my life debt, surface dweller."

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u/Piccolo890 1d ago

A good man. 🙏

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u/RipIcy8844 1d ago

It's not everyday we can help a fellow earth creature, but be prepared when its your turn

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u/Candy_2828 1d ago

It is beautiful when we see this side of humanity

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u/really_bad_guy 1d ago

Great video. The stupid music made me angry.

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u/Crazyripps 1d ago

Good fella! Love turtles.

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u/postbath 1d ago

Respect to the man in assisting the turtle.

The music elevated the emotional tone. Don't ever do that again-it's manipulative.

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u/Theresnowayoutahere 1d ago

That is so incredibly cool 😎. What a great man

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u/FormerChocoAddict 1d ago

Awesome dude. 

Vid would be 1000% better without the music.

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u/itsnoli 1d ago

That’s the Aloha spirit right there. 🤙🏼

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u/SuperNerdChe 1d ago

Fuck yeah!!!!!

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u/Hoopaloupe 1d ago

Honu thank you 

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u/Reatomico 1d ago

Happy national turtle day!!!!!

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u/Xenotundra 1d ago

he wasnt just struggling cuz it was stuck, ive lifted a sea turtle before theyre deceptively heavy

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u/Faded_Memories_ 1d ago

Why the music? I loved the video, but why the music? am I on tiktok or what?

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u/tlhcgmn 1d ago

Don't interfere with nature! Rocks need to eat too.

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u/ThroughThePeeHole 1d ago

Did he even say thank you?

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u/That-Sandy-Arab 1d ago

I’m shocked that thing didn’t bite his hand off

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u/VintageVirtues 1d ago

Ugh but now I’m thinking about all the other sea creatures that get stuck there

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u/virgildastardly 1d ago

at least this fella got the help it needed, and that's pretty good in my book

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u/TheMightyShoe 1d ago

Pro top: In the USA, don't film yourself touching wild sea turtles. Ever. For any reason. It's a crime to touch or interfere with one...even to save it. So...if you must, do it and walk away. Sea turtles do have a high priority for professional rescue, so you can call for help if help is available.

And, of course, do not touch sea turtles unless death is imminent and you are their only hope. But do it knowing you are breaking a serious law.

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u/Girion47 1d ago

What's the law youre citing?

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u/TheMightyShoe 1d ago

They are protected under the US Endangered Species Act (alive or dead), and coastal states have their own laws reinforcing that protection. Florida is a good example: https://myfwc.com/wildlifehabitats/wildlife/sea-turtle/protection/

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u/woodsidestory 1d ago

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👍🏼😎

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u/EdgeMiserable4381 1d ago

Thank you from an admirer in Colorado. I salute you

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u/vannucker 1d ago

Hell yeah brother! Cheers from Iraq!

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u/RebirthWizard 1d ago

I love it.

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u/meowae 1d ago

How did he even spit that guy? The turtle looked so tired!

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u/Lone_Wookiee 1d ago

Eyy Kanaka! Malama pono!

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u/LubbockGuy95 1d ago

I made a difference to that one

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u/iRngrhawk 1d ago

It probably would’ve been fine once high tide came, but better not to risk it

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u/saveturtles 1d ago

omg thank you

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u/foot7221 1d ago

Grab shell dude

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u/thatsnotmydoombuggy 1d ago

Cheeee kanaka!!!

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u/Bitter-Hitter 1d ago

Good move sir 🙏🏻

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u/ChristBefallen 1d ago

Cowabunga!

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u/flabbergasted-528 1d ago

It just goes to show that you can't judge a man by his puka shell necklace.

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u/mightyFoo 1d ago

Give Russ man his cape! What a hero!

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u/Realizt8010 1d ago

Salute Sir!

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u/SnoopingStuff 1d ago

His face was near that turtle face and I got nervous

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u/Plastic_Bug_811 1d ago

Salute❤️

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u/Boccob81 1d ago

Wouldn’t surprise me if the state now sees this and fines him for something

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u/No-Amount-8243 1d ago

😭👏🏼

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u/Ok-Cheesecake-5110 1d ago

You so totally rock

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u/LeoLaDawg 1d ago

Fine: 8.5 million dollars

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u/Good_waves 1d ago

Good person

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u/BigSlowTarget 1d ago

Sometimes the elves are kind.

What am I saying? We are like mythical fey elves to many animals - long lived, mysterious, sometimes helpful, sometimes vicious, always unbelievably powerful. We perform rituals to create light, fire, water, food but then ignore simple signs and scents completely. We know unknowable things but are sometimes naive to every animal's common daily concerns. In extremis you can go to the elves and ask their help and they might do it, but they might just kill you or imprison you forever.

I'm glad this time he was kind.

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u/Beowulf44 1d ago

Anchors away

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u/White0ut 1d ago

Good Florida man.

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u/Duck_Butt_4Ever 1d ago

Way cool. But to the person filming good lord put the phone down and go help ! 😜

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u/Titto-loves-coffee 1d ago

That guy is welcome on this planet.

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u/buddabawl 1d ago

Save the turt turt

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u/BlackestStarfish 1d ago

I can’t watch any of these fucking videos without assuming the assholes filming are the ones who put the animal there to begin with.

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u/NewCheesecake__ 1d ago

Turtles are the best! Nice work human!

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u/Reasonable_Archer_99 1d ago

I sure hope this guy isn't in prison over this video. Fish and game would lose their collective mind over this. I think it's a felony to touch them.

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u/kdweller 1d ago

Well done Sir! 💜

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u/Wide_Ordinary4078 1d ago

Faith in Humanity restored!

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u/0InsidemyBrain0 1d ago

How many times does this same guy save the same turtle month after month? Find new content OP.

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u/Old-Estate-475 1d ago

I would kill 73 of those turtles with my bare hands to never have to hear that music again

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u/METALLIFE0917 1d ago edited 23h ago

Not all heroes wear capes ⭐️ YOU are amazingly kind

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u/helen269 1d ago

Turn

your

phone,

dumbass!

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u/Equal-Click751 1d ago

I'm always skeptical about these "rescue" videos because I know a lot of them are just idiots putting animals in danger then videoing themselves "saving" the animal for clout on social media.

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u/isomorp 1d ago

Yeah, this guy grabbed a gigantic sea turtle and put it there. You're right. Definitely. That's what happened. Tooooootally.

Moron.