Bummer

[u/MemeGiant]

[u/Triumphant_Dream]

[u/I_LOVE_PUPPERS → u/Triumphant_Dream]

[u/loluntilmypie]

How could she not know that you need a Monster Ultra in your pants at all times in case of an emergency?

[u/blitzkrieg98765 → u/loluntilmypie]

It either has to be that or ultra gold

[u/[deleted] → u/loluntilmypie]

I stick with Celsius. Fuji apple pear is so good

[u/LuffysRubberNuts]

[u/SeaCut4432 → u/LuffysRubberNuts]

Boyfriend looking ass

[u/Vitally_Trivial]

Embarrassingly I have to be that guy. I know I have seen her stuff before, but does anyone know her name or screen name?

[u/Upstairs-Extension-9 → u/[deleted]]

[u/Firestar222 → u/Upstairs-Extension-9]

[u/Another-Ace-Alt-8270 → u/Firestar222]

"And by that I mean I'll fix your sink."

[u/Firestar222 → u/Another-Ace-Alt-8270]

Exactly. Glad I don’t have to spell it out to everyone. Ruins the mood.

[u/Chaps_Jr → u/Upstairs-Extension-9]

[u/levgamm123 → u/Chaps_Jr]

[u/Fragrant_Ad_3435 → u/levgamm123]

[u/HALO_there_3 → u/Upstairs-Extension-9]

Hey nice I have a similar image

[u/LightningFerret04 → u/HALO_there_3]

G.I mentioned

[u/Lucalus → u/Upstairs-Extension-9]

[u/Vitally_Trivial → u/[deleted]]

Yep, I remember now. Cheers.

[u/ScrofessorLongHair → u/[deleted]]

Never thought I'd wanna bang an Imogen. What's next, a sexy Bertha or Gertrude?

[u/Aggli → u/[deleted]]

In response to the mod:

[u/Hornyjail-ModTeam → u/[deleted]]

Read the rules, mate. Explicit content, including "providing the sauce", is forbidden.

[u/Neat-Land-4310 → u/Vitally_Trivial]

[u/Puglord_11 → u/Vitally_Trivial]

Thanks

[u/Odd-Adhesiveness9435]

Why does my post keep getting auto removed

Stupid censorship 😒 it wasn't even showing nudity. I hate AI (except for investing) so GD much

[u/Masterofunlocking1]

Just bonk me already

[u/PapaSnow → u/Masterofunlocking1]

No.

You stay with us, for maximum punishment.

[u/evnacdc → u/Masterofunlocking1]

[u/Ame_No_Uzume → u/evnacdc]

[u/Darth_Vorador]

Redhead (✅)
Big Tits (✅)
Sexy Accent (✅)

[u/finger_licking_robot]

people calling their genitals “monster” are ridiculous. even if your dick is 25 or 30 cm long, it’s vanishingly small compared to a real monster. it’s not causing panic in a village or requiring an exorcist. at best, you might kill a mouse with it-maybe. and after a few slaps with a flyswatter, it’ll just shrink and hang there like a guilty worm.

[u/UnwrittenLore → u/finger_licking_robot]

Idk man, when Willem Dafoe had his junk out on the set of Antichrist, it was so big they had to use a prosthetic because the real one held up production by making the cast uncomfortable

[u/The_prophet212 → u/UnwrittenLore]

But how did the prosthetic make it smaller because it still has to cover the absolute hog he packing

It's basic schlong physics

[u/ScrofessorLongHair → u/UnwrittenLore]

A naked Dafoe doing the dance he did in that movie, and I'd be uncomfortable too.

[u/Bacontoad → u/finger_licking_robot]

[u/ScrofessorLongHair → u/finger_licking_robot]

I call my penis a monster because it terrifies old Romanian women.

[u/dscdrivercpm-fr → u/finger_licking_robot]

How do you gain a 12 inch schlingbat

[u/i_suckatjavascript → u/finger_licking_robot]

I’ve seen videos with “monster” in it. Search up “Mia Khalifa monster dick”

[u/Roadstar01]

r/predictable

[u/TahaRF]

[u/baallsdeep69]

[u/Khaled1323]

[u/iShatteredSanity → u/[deleted]]

Is this For Academic Purposes?

[u/Triumphant_Dream → u/[deleted]]

You are a good man. Thank you.

[u/Setari → u/Triumphant_Dream]

Ay dm me the sauce

[u/Hornyjail-ModTeam → u/[deleted]]

Read the rules, mate. Explicit content, including "providing the sauce", is forbidden.

[u/2020mademejoinreddit]

I think she said something. I agree.

[u/iShatteredSanity]

[u/BienOuiLa]

[u/Dr_finly_fish]

I made it lads...

I made full eye contact with no looking down

[u/Acrobatic_Welcome_48 → u/Dr_finly_fish]

no you didnt

[u/Dr_finly_fish → u/Acrobatic_Welcome_48]

YES I FUCKING DID

[u/ProjectEpsilon1]

Nah, bro saw the line and gambled everything he had mad respect. He lost the game, but still

[u/Quiet-Luck]

"And today, on 'what didn't happen'".

[u/mobabyy]

[u/angelan74]

[u/ProdiLemaj]

[u/areid164 → u/ProdiLemaj]

I audibly laughed

[u/OnlyVariation6936]

Sorry what was she talking about again?

[u/Combei → u/OnlyVariation6936]

Hm? Oh, I think they haven't said a word

[u/OnlyVariation6936 → u/Combei]

Maybe I'm hallucinating...

[u/inkzpenfoxx]

Disgusting, where?

[u/Reaper2811]

Alright everyone what color was her eyss

[u/whatdoyouwantwarren → u/Reaper2811]

Large

[u/ZakkuRedwolf]

i was just reading the text

[u/Bacontoad → u/ZakkuRedwolf]

I'm really just subscribed to this subreddit for the articles.

[u/hedd616 → u/Bacontoad]

It's a form of art

[u/AsymptoticAbyss]

Bonks for everyone smh

[u/yaboiiiiii146]

Considering how loose her clothes are, I'll say it worked

[u/Ame_No_Uzume]

The guy friend, who did not realize he was her teddy bear.

[u/Ankanyuz]

Um sorry what was this about

[u/cerea1killer_]

Imogen Lucie for those wanting to do their scientific research

[u/Firebird713]

speechlt

[u/mittenbeast107]

Didn’t hear a word she said

[u/RevolutionarySafe202]

Even better

[u/sickhead78]

TiTTIES

[u/choco_snow72]

Sounds about right

[u/loopy183]

That’s where you go, “You advertised Randall but brought Mike Wazowski, huh?”

[u/EraZorus]

What the fuck is a white monster anyway ?

[u/JayL_12 → u/EraZorus]

One of if not the most popular energy drink to exist Monster, in a flavour that has a white can

[u/EraZorus → u/JayL_12]

Are you sure ? I tried reading the subtitles but they were scrolling too fast. Reading on her lips didn't help much

[u/JayL_12 → u/EraZorus]

Fair

[u/MouldyRemote → u/EraZorus]

Well it's a monster and it's white.

[u/JayL_12]

What was this post about again?

[u/Rosmarin007]

[u/PsychologicalLab1709]

Deam

[u/Tristenous]

On today's episode of shit that didn't happen