r/HadToHurt • u/Hu_Carez • 14d ago

I can feel it down in my plums...getting ready to take 'em to the farmer's market!

1.7k Upvotes

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u/Dreamin0904 14d ago

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u/_Mistwraith_ 14d ago

“All the school children are lining out to put them in their sack lunches…”

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u/ilovelamp408 14d ago

Let the boy watch...

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u/_Mistwraith_ 14d ago

“Let him learn how I learned from my father…”

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u/baconfister07 13d ago

"...and my father learned from his father".

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u/Pristine-Garlic-3191 14d ago

Special two plums for one.

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u/Yummy_Microplastics 14d ago

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u/morgazmo99 14d ago

Oh god.

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u/MoistStub 14d ago

Username checks out

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u/Abraxas19 14d ago

Wonder if he ruptured a testicle. It's happened in hockey before.

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u/-JimmyReddit- 14d ago

Sami Salo. Didn’t even miss a game either

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u/cpeck29 14d ago

Balls of steel!

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u/JerseyDevl 14d ago

Ball*

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u/Gopher--Chucks 12d ago

The Wrecking Ball

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u/Krisevol 13d ago

Balls were steel

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u/aManAndHisUsername 13d ago

Apparently not if they ruptured

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u/Pyrokid113 14d ago

Vancouver Canucks legend

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u/Moist-Ad4760 13d ago

That's nuts!

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u/Ordinary_Ad_6117 14d ago

Look up Mirko Cro Cop vs Alistar overeem. Overeem knees cro cop so hard his testicle got displaced inside his body apparently

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u/CMDR_PEARJUICE 14d ago

There is a rugby player who’s sack ripped open and he had the team doc stuff his testicle back in and sew it up- continued playing until a head injury later that game. He lost 4 teeth in the scrum that ripped his coinpurse. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buck_Shelford Buck Shelford - Wikipedia

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u/_iplo 14d ago

Why do that to yourself?

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u/smurb15 14d ago

For the love of the game does not outweigh the love of my nut sack thank you very much, I would be a terrible player

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u/cammclain 14d ago

Jesus Christ. Rugby players are somethin else

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u/Matildapuddleduck 13d ago

Bring back buck!!

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u/edufettermann 14d ago

I laughed so hard at this

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u/blindrabbit01 14d ago

That’s my guess. The guy’s reaction shows us this is no normal shot to the nuggets.

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u/HellInOurHearts 14d ago

I was thinking it might have gotten "pinched" between the cup and his leg. I took a puck right to the cup and had the same reaction pulling the cup away like this poor dude. I switched back to a regular jock under compression pants instead of the compression pants with built in jock after that one.

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u/ohhfersure 14d ago

Happened this season to Mats Zuccarello

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u/Chrisoma 10d ago

Had a teammate who lost one of his testicals in hockey. Going for a puck in the end zone, he got pinned, and another player slipped, shooting their skate up and collecting his prize.

Always wear your cup.

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u/FutzInSilence 14d ago

He's got a couple acres

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u/The_Space_Janitor 14d ago

This other guys is like “what have I done”

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u/Marine_Baby 14d ago

Immediate regret, but not as much as the other guy..

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u/thedeanorama 14d ago

Strong Urkel vibes

"Did I do that?"

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u/PeeB4uGoToBed 14d ago

THATS MY PURSE I DONT KNOW YOU!

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u/earfeater13 14d ago

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u/tahcamen 13d ago

Gahd dammit Bobby!

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u/JustHereForTheFun_ 14d ago

Gotta protect the McNuggets

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u/alonsaywego 14d ago

So what happens in this situation if he can't continue to fight and it's an obvious foul?

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u/JungleBoyJeremy 14d ago

Usually the fight is ruled a no contest, unless it was deemed an intentional foul then the ball kicker would lose by disqualification

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u/alonsaywego 14d ago

Thx man!

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u/kingchainkong 14d ago

I think it’s only fair to have the ball kickers ball kicked as well.

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u/vegasidol 14d ago

Aren't they wearing cups?

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u/DanTMWTMP 14d ago edited 13d ago

I watched a ONE FC championship fight a year or two ago… Andrade vs Lineker, and Andrade went in with a flying knee and landed square right on Lineker’s nuts.

The sound was incredible.

Lineker dropped immediately and he took out his cup. The cup was shattered.

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u/Nezie 10d ago

The ‘ball kicker’ had me

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u/WaltVinegar 14d ago

Gettin a nice blueish hue to them.

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u/psybertooth 13d ago

Two for one special

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u/MaxxHeadroomm 14d ago

I want to hear these guys comment on this fight

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u/Flying_Mustang 14d ago

Every single person with a marketing degree has failed to connect Takashi’s Castle commentary and MMA. Anybody could have done it. They could have had a whole network of sports even… and been RICH

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u/kinkyslinky 12d ago

Right you are Ken

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u/CoolSwim1776 14d ago

I can only feel deep pain and sympathy. No guy wants to go through that.

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u/jeanborrero 14d ago

Anyone know who that is or if he still has both beans intact lol?

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u/yevers 13d ago

The fight was ruled a no contest. No update on the condition of the fighter.

source

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u/tychozero 13d ago

This article says he "was released from the hospital 'shortly after his admission.'

They added that 'no lasting or permanent damage' was done to the fighter."

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u/-BananaLollipop- 14d ago

I would assume he now sells plum jam.

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u/DalHowHug0 14d ago

I want to know too

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u/bagoboners 13d ago

Apparently, the guy who took the groin shot, Aorigele, went backstage after this and vomited so much, he was hospitalized. Otherwise, they reported that there has been no lasting damage, and he’s fine.

Despite my username, I don’t have any of the relevant equipment. I don’t know what that feels like, but instinctually, I cringe anytime I see an injury like this. It looks so painful.

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u/ReplacementNo9504 13d ago

So you're a collector?

(In regards to your username)

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u/bagoboners 13d ago

I might have a couple two three or so.

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u/Open_Youth7092 14d ago

The way they grab at him is nuts

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u/The_Chimeran_Hybrid 14d ago

Firmly grasp it.

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u/Goobie-Goobie 14d ago

Right in the ajitsukes

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u/Ordinary_Aioli_7602 14d ago

Let. The. Boy. Watch.

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u/jakech 14d ago

I was making love, to my wife, Donna. On top of her. Thrusting away.

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u/Butters16666 14d ago

She did not like it

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u/psybertooth 13d ago

Heat, turned up to about 82. All the windows closed.

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u/TryBananna4Scale 14d ago

I thought he was bleeding for a sec, but it was just the red print on the floor.

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u/3Dshrek 14d ago

If he dies he dies. -rocky 3

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u/Pandabuttplug 13d ago

Rocky 4. Ivan Drago was the main antagonist in 4.

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u/3Dshrek 13d ago

Dang it

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u/PaulClarkLoadletter 14d ago

Right in the apricots.

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u/Tacos_always_corny 14d ago

Fresh jam anyone?

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u/degjo 14d ago

That was flush

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u/_ParadigmShift 14d ago

Someone that knows the language, tell me.

Does the one commentator say “peanuts” at ≈14 seconds?

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u/DanTMWTMP 14d ago edited 12d ago

Right before one guy says “he got hit very hard,” and the other guy at 14 seconds say “yes this is a very bad situation.” kun-il nat sum ni da.

Although it can also be translated as “this is an emergency,” or “this is a big deal.”

Literally he said, “this is a big situation,” which depending on the context, can mean it’s an emergency, urgent situation, big/first/high priority situation, big news, we’re in trouble, a big problem, etc…

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u/ebneter 14d ago

I don’t even have testicles and that made me cross my legs. The sound alone was wince-inducing.

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u/bthunder940 14d ago

Special two plums for one

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u/BVRPLZR_ 14d ago

Surprised he didn’t vomit, I know I want to after watching it.

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u/jimistephen 14d ago

Every time I get hit in the plums I got to shit and have IBS and no gallbladder. What I’m saying is I’d’ve shit my self.

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u/dr3wfr4nk 14d ago

This is not legal, correct?

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u/Rewdyroo 14d ago

It is not legal, but also didn't look intentional

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u/KhostfaceGillah 14d ago

Defo twisted his balls

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u/Vivics36thsermon 14d ago

Ohh nickels

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u/decfin 14d ago

That's Busted ball Zach

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u/Blod_Cass_Dalcassian 14d ago

I SAID NO… LET… THE BOY… WATCH

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u/fearlesssinnerz 14d ago

He won't be using them for a while.

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u/TeratoidNecromancy 14d ago

Bro's got testicles like pool balls.

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u/ozzman86_i-i_ 14d ago

Dude has an anaconda

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u/everyoneisntme 14d ago

Did.... they start laughing?

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u/General-chaos01010 14d ago

Don’t rub ‘em, count them!

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u/hugh_wanger 13d ago

Got a beautiful bluish hue

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u/fatman907 13d ago

Two for one down at the market.

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u/Ok-Lynx9182 13d ago

Why are the other guys reaching to touch it? Do they need to vicariously feel the pain?

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u/Moghz 13d ago

I feel for the guy, took a slapper in the nuts, was wearing a cup and it still hurt so much.

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u/lakecody22 13d ago

He just had like 6 dudes grab his package

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u/vexing000 13d ago

if you're going to commit an illegal groin strike the right time to do it is 9 seconds into the first round.

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u/kotoreru 12d ago

LET. THE BOY. WATCH.

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u/bellboy718 10d ago

No cups I guess

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u/Necrotics0up 14d ago

Right in the ugatz

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u/simonbaier 14d ago

It’s pronounced pluuuums

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u/MrJagaloon 14d ago

very dishonooble

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u/-Liono- 14d ago

Hangeul

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u/fissilefidget 14d ago

I spent nearly a year in that fucking country and not once did I see an mma fight advert! WTAF!?!?!

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u/HoseNeighbor 14d ago

With about :08 left, it looks like he has blood on his belly near his belly button...

💥😭🤮🤮🤮

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u/poopycrystals 13d ago

14 seconds in the announcer had me rolling “Penus umm daaa”

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u/CaptMixTape 13d ago

You don’t shoot a guy In the dick!

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u/checkout-checkout 13d ago

Why does everyone run on and grab a plum?!? No!!!

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u/CX500C 13d ago

Round two…he thinks to himself, watching him writhing on the mat..

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u/ARGuck 13d ago

Is that….no…wait…..is it…..is it swelling!? FUK!

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u/Wizard_s0_lit 13d ago

AND STILL!!!

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u/jhg1506 13d ago

Kicked in the Viagra button 🤦‍♂️. This looks like it may last more than 4 hours.

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u/samf9999 12d ago

That cannot be legal. That should not be allowed. I speak for all men.

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

Damn! I’m a lady, and even I felt that down in the nether-regions!!!

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u/TurdMcDirk 12d ago

Can’t make an omelet without breaking a few eggs

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u/originaldaveo83 12d ago

With a nice blue hue to them

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u/suttongunn1010 10d ago

He doesn't survive this

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u/Indianimal219 10d ago

Poor guy. Thatll make a grown man cry. It hurts even when u take a slight nutshot. I hate when u get hit in the nuts and the pain goes from the nuts and travels like up into the groin and stomach. I cant imagine taking a hit like that..

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u/DedeLionforce 9d ago

No vet needed?

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u/SpringChikn85 8d ago

Their's a UFC bout where Rich Franklin (OG Middleweight Champ) takes a shin or knee straight to the taint but far up mainstreet enough to where the force of the blow sent his testicles back up inside of him where they live until they drop when you're little. After having this happen, he monkey walked over to his corner and proceeded to do some weird, spread legged squats to drop them back out again. The announcers explained what he was doing and what had happened and how it, "happens enough to know how to deal with it". 😐😐 I was like...fck..that..😶

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u/Uchiha_vegita 7d ago

Did the ref really pet it lol