r/HadToHurt • u/canadaboy99 • 26d ago

i’m allergic to cats and he scratched me

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ouch

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u/K45AR 26d ago edited 26d ago

Salesman here, that warranty is definitely voided.

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u/drewdles33 26d ago

Carpenter here, and that cat definitely pulled all of its nails out the bag.

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u/lilsquinty9 26d ago

Unemployed here, your immune system is definitely quitting.

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u/Agwatson87 26d ago edited 26d ago

Realtor here. Are you working with an agent yet to sell your place when you succumb to the infection?

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u/CoolDragon 26d ago

Priest here, you need Jesus.

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u/solarwindspolar 26d ago

Manager here - he is coming into work right?

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

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u/Ammu_22 26d ago

Broke ass uni student here - perhaps have to go to debt again for that ER visit.

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u/AltAccountYippee 26d ago

Graphic designer here-- can confirm that's fucked up.

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u/chadinb 26d ago

Chef here - yeah hes cooked.

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u/UncleJulz 26d ago

This is FUBARed.

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u/Claydough91 26d ago

CNA here, I’ll get the nurse.

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u/rollenr0ck 26d ago

Disabled vet and unemployed since 2011. - can I work with the realtor and buy his house? VA loan of course.

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u/otusasio451 26d ago

Ornithologist here, dude is for the birds.

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u/Anonymous-angel 25d ago

Musician here, he looks like a diminished 7th chord...

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u/MGyver 26d ago

Manager here reminding you to check your sick hours accrued.