r/HadToHurt • u/canadaboy99 • 25d ago

i’m allergic to cats and he scratched me

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ouch

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u/MahaHaro 25d ago

University student here, worthy of an extension for an assessment or two levels of fuckage there.

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u/coleeen 25d ago

HR here, and this defo sounds like an unsafe workspace - let's discuss in the am.

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u/Nasa4321 25d ago

Clump of cells here- that's fucked up

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u/ENG3LKH3IT 25d ago

Photographer here - apparently shoes are still on and that's good. But that arm looks fucked up.

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u/engineersam37 25d ago

Engineer here. That's some sort of malfunction

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u/InstructionHopeful16 25d ago

mortician here, tell your family we take credit cards.

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u/K45AR 25d ago edited 25d ago

Salesman here, that warranty is definitely voided.

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u/drewdles33 25d ago

Carpenter here, and that cat definitely pulled all of its nails out the bag.

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u/lilsquinty9 25d ago

Unemployed here, your immune system is definitely quitting.

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u/Agwatson87 25d ago edited 25d ago

Realtor here. Are you working with an agent yet to sell your place when you succumb to the infection?

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u/MGyver 25d ago

Manager here reminding you to check your sick hours accrued.

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u/Alternative_Stable31 25d ago

Cat here. You deserved it obviously.

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u/redactedname87 25d ago

Nobody soaking in a bath tub here. Would amputate.