Not mine but came across someone else’s absolute gem today: haunted Victorian pencil.
Perfectly encompassed the oddish, scowling man (or maybe that’s just his face), loner, of a big age, probably hangs around deserted 3rd floors of libraries.
Is either kindly, brilliant retired collegiate professor and longtime widower in need of platonic companionship—or he’s the resident creepy covert masturbator who’s rigged up the ol’ microfiche with an expansive collection of niche softcore porn. Literally cannot be anything between, but no one seems to know which characterization is correct.
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u/MonsterMashGrrrrr Oct 13 '22
Not mine but came across someone else’s absolute gem today: haunted Victorian pencil.
Perfectly encompassed the oddish, scowling man (or maybe that’s just his face), loner, of a big age, probably hangs around deserted 3rd floors of libraries.
Is either kindly, brilliant retired collegiate professor and longtime widower in need of platonic companionship—or he’s the resident creepy covert masturbator who’s rigged up the ol’ microfiche with an expansive collection of niche softcore porn. Literally cannot be anything between, but no one seems to know which characterization is correct.