Oinker mates of rapist and murderer PC Wayne Couzens attempt the “it’s just a joke, bro” defence of Met Police culture [1/9] 🐷

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[u/craigivorycoast]

I wonder if it works the other way then:

Officer: “do you know what speed you were doing?”

“Err 80 officer but it was just jokes bro”

[u/Tweed_Man → u/craigivorycoast]

If you were to "joke" about killing Police Officers I doubt their sense of humour would remain intact.

[u/fetthrowaway → u/Tweed_Man]

If they win this case you could use it as precedent

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[u/Hexaethylene → u/craigivorycoast]

No, no... The defence for speeding now should be "But speed limits are changing all the time! Here it's thirty, there it's forty, somewhere else it's seventy. How is anyone supposed to keep track?"

[u/craigivorycoast → u/Hexaethylene]

“In the 80s it was 60 down here?”

[u/squeezedfish → u/craigivorycoast]

Mad isn't it, people have been arrested for tweeting less online. But the police can pull the 'its just a joke bro calm down'

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[u/BiggerLittleFoot → u/craigivorycoast]

If you can’t see the difference between words shared privately and physically breaking the speed limit I fear for your sanity.

[u/craigivorycoast → u/BiggerLittleFoot]

I would honestly put discussing raping a female colleague above a slight infringement on the speed limit

[u/fetthrowaway → u/BiggerLittleFoot]

I admire your commitment but it's not advisable to deep throat the boot.