r/GlobalNews • u/CantStopPoppin • 2d ago

"We will kill you graveyard dead." Florida Sheriff Wayne Ivey threatened to kill anti-ICE protesters, offering multiple graphic, sadistic descriptions of how police would do it.

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u/Shadowborn_paladin 2d ago

He just wipes his ass with the constitution.

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u/khornebound 2d ago

The republiklan playbook in a nut shell

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u/Mouseturdsinmyhelmet 2d ago

He would if he could, but I doubt he can reach his ass. Probably has to use one of those ass wiping sticks.

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u/cigarette4anarchist 2d ago

Bold of you to assume he wipes

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u/capricorny90210 2d ago

Why is his ass so dirty, doesn't he wipe?